| Observations on votes | | syost | | Jul 28 00 |
| All TV ideas have postive votes; all philosophy ideas have negative votes. |
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| Offsite Disk Farm | | dominus | | Jul 28 00 |
| Keep a backup copy of all your files in case of fire |
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| Sports Event Futures | | dominus | | Jul 28 00 |
| Let the market decide what the odds are |
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| no-battery alarm clock | | rayfo | | Jul 28 00 |
| Scoot an alarm clock to wind it up |
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| Palm HalfBakery Portal | | amadeus | | Jul 29 00 |
| A small palm app that allows you to record halfbaked ideas anywhere, anytime. |
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| Cuckoo in the Copier | | rayfo | | Jul 29 00 |
| Instantaneous pre-printing |
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| No battery smoke detectors | | fence | | Jul 30 00 |
| detector plugs in with rechargable battery |
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| WardenWatcher | | kerryc | | Jul 30 00 |
| monitors environment, warns owner of imminent parking fine |
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| Parking Space Increaser | | thumbwax | | Jul 31 00 |
| "Padded Hydraulic Battering Ram with Backup Winch" |
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| Fishsaber | | Jim | | Jul 31 00 |
| Relatively harmless lightsaber made from a fish |
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| Better Eyeballs | | fence | | Jul 31 00 |
| Eyes pop out of sockets |
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| Clothes Washer and Dryer | | fence | | Jul 31 00 |
| Washes the clothes AND dries them |
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| dialcat.com | | ofersh | | Jul 31 00 |
| site where cats can talk to other cats via PC-to-phone link |
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| Instant Nose Bleed | | ofersh | | Jul 31 00 |
| on demand nose bleeds that include hidden trigger |
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| The Groundhog Day Device | | fatamericanpig | | Jul 31 00 |
| "Oops! . . . I did it again." |
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| Sheep Prostitution | | ofersh | | Jul 31 00 |
| pimping sheep as a cost-effective means of sexual gratification |
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| GPS delivery | | ofersh | | Jul 31 00 |
| products are not delivered to your home, but rather to you, a GPS-carrying individual |
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| Digital camera with wireless broadcast | | Jim | | Jul 31 00 |
| Place camera anywhere & have it send pictures to your computer |
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| rent-a-pet | | ofersh | | Jul 31 00 |
| service that rents pets to customers for a variety of time periods |
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| BC Patch Underwear | | kiggs | | Aug 01 00 |
| Disposable underwear that contains a birth control patch. |
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| Instant Male Orgasm | | ofersh | | Aug 01 00 |
| a small discharge of non-toxic fluid that can be release upon demand |
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| Man-eating Chickens | | fatamericanpig | | Aug 01 00 |
| "Give me a 30 piece bucket of thermonuclear buffalo arms." |
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| Propaganda Machine | | thumbwax | | Aug 01 00 |
| "Spews forth Rhetoric" |
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| Mobile Phone Brain Implant | | fatamericanpig | | Aug 01 00 |
| "300 free off-peak minutes for your thoughts." |
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| Reminder Alarm Clock | | robearz | | Aug 02 00 |
| Alarm displays the reminder message you type |
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| TV Bible | | thumbwax | | Aug 02 00 |
| Allows you to be at church and watch the game |
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| Theatre Concession | | zenji | | Aug 02 00 |
| Put Raisinettes and Goobers in the same box |
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| space breeding | | dja | | Aug 02 00 |
| Send organic matter into space and maybe kick off life somewhere |
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| Voice Activated Internet | | dja | | Aug 02 00 |
| In car, voice controlled/feedback internet access |
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| Legal Management Organization | | Uncle Nutsy | | Aug 02 00 |
| Control spiraling legal costs! |
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| eyeglasses | | mary | | Aug 02 00 |
| stare misdirector |
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| Symbiotic Cloroplasts | | stoweboyd | | Aug 02 00 |
| Genetically engineer cloroplasts to live symbiotically in human skin |
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| Living Tattoo Weight Loss Program | | Uncle Nutsy | | Aug 02 00 |
| Lose weight while looking avant garde! |
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| Restaurant Reservation Service | | Antimatter | | Aug 03 00 |
| A service that makes (in person) restaurant reservations at restaurants that don't take reservations |
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| Telemarketing Law | | fence | | Aug 03 00 |
| Law requiring telemarketers to ask permission first |
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| Desynchronizer | | reensure | | Aug 03 00 |
| Cruise control override that works at any speed |
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| RAMA Objects | | CButts | | Aug 03 00 |
| Looking for RAMA objects |
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| Dish-maintenance cabinets | | absterge | | Aug 03 00 |
| Store, Eat, Swap, Wash, Repeat |
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| beeping glasses | | Malakh | | Aug 03 00 |
| glasses for those with truly bad vision |
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| euro hosiery | | thumbwax | | Aug 04 00 |
| Legs been westernized? Look European in Seconds! |
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| 0900-STATIONCALL | | rrr | | Aug 04 00 |
| listeners make their own stationcall |
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| Pro-Celebrity Boxing | | darsy | | Aug 04 00 |
| Queensbury Rules and all |
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| Pootsicle | | Belly | | Aug 04 00 |
| The frozen lolly that helps relieve trapped wind |
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| Weigh your own head | | darsy | | Aug 04 00 |
| ...without removing it. |
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| Cure for the "Ring of Fire" | | darsy | | Aug 04 00 |
| The "morning after" solution for Chilli-heads |
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| Tele-marketer Revealer | | fatamericanpig | | Aug 04 00 |
| "Can I interest you in a low rate credit card?" "NO! Im eating dinner!" |
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| Internet Book Database | | centauri | | Aug 04 00 |
| Or "IBDB," for short. |
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| helium speaker | | Testy | | Aug 05 00 |
| verTical Tube of helium wiTh a speaker on Top |
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| heaTed keyboard | | Testy | | Aug 05 00 |
| gloves and Typing donT mix |
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| Cardboard Furniture | | Gonzo | | Aug 05 00 |
| Make a house look lived in when selling |
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| Time dilation | | loneranger | | Aug 05 00 |
| See in to the past |
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| directional bedding | | jutta | | Aug 05 00 |
| Which side goes where? |
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| eBay WANTED section | | Jim | | Aug 05 00 |
| Place an ad for something you want, as well as being able to sell stuff. |
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| vanity postage stamps | | jutta | | Aug 05 00 |
| Send in image, get back stamps. |
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| The Great Equalizer Road Test | | thumbwax | | Aug 05 00 |
| "If you can drive it just as God [The Great Equalizer] intended it, it's yours" |
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| MIIMSRS | | yakyak | | Aug 06 00 |
| Masked Identity Intelligence Mass Storage and Retrieval System/Service |
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| Ceiling Darts | | ccaamgw | | Aug 06 00 |
| Add excitement to the mundane world of 'Darts' |
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| Water | | Lisart | | Aug 07 00 |
| transfer flood plain waters by national pipeline to dams in drought areas. |
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| Switch on and play | | KB | | Aug 07 00 |
| A computer/OS that you can switch on and use immediately. |
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| Rip-off! | | Belly | | Aug 07 00 |
| Peelable surface film for plates and frying pans |
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| Ice Sphere | | chuckmandoo | | Aug 07 00 |
| Makes bottled drinks colder |
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| Cheese Tenderiser | | Skinny Rob | | Aug 08 00 |
| Makes rubberised synthetic cheese more palatable |
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| E-Z P-Z Lemon Squeezie | | Belly | | Aug 08 00 |
| Lemon Juicer & Zester in one! |
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| Electronic Priest | | Belly | | Aug 08 00 |
| A modern gadget, for the modern Fly Fisher |
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| Official LOTR D.I.Y "One Ring" | | Belly | | Aug 08 00 |
| Possible merchandising to follow the up-coming movies |
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| deja vu home | | jutta | | Aug 08 00 |
| remembrance of times past |
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| singingdecoy | | jeddings | | Aug 08 00 |
| Car Sing-a-Long Decoy |
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| Grocery List Email | | blahginger | | Aug 08 00 |
| Send your list to the Grocery Store |
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| socks | | placebo | | Aug 08 00 |
| never loose a sock again. |
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| Halfbakery Shirt | | centauri | | Aug 08 00 |
| [summary goes here] |
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| Fantabulous Floating Music Orb! | | lucidish | | Aug 08 00 |
| Follows you around and plays mood music |
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| Be buried with your mobile | | Jim | | Aug 08 00 |
| ..just in case you aren't dead. |
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| Surrealist clock | | eritain | | Aug 09 00 |
| Screw with clock-watchers' heads |
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| PCMCIAcomputer | | HoTWire | | Aug 09 00 |
| PCMCIA card based computer. |
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| P.J. | | Belly | | Aug 09 00 |
| Peanut butter & Jam together in a jar |
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| Predictive eMail | | HoTWire | | Aug 09 00 |
| Count down to your next mail |
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| car wash lane | | gthorlak | | Aug 09 00 |
| wash your car while driving |
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| Croquet Deathmatch | | mmaynard | | Aug 10 00 |
| Taking the sport of Croquet to a higher level!! |
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| Doormat | | rayfo | | Aug 10 00 |
| Doormat emits fragrant welcome |
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| Chew & Brush | | Belly | | Aug 10 00 |
| Toothpaste in a chewable form |
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| Darth Maul Saber brush | | Belly | | Aug 10 00 |
| A toothbrush in the style of Darth Maul's lightsaber |
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| Spammer Spammer | | placebo | | Aug 10 00 |
| It's payback time... |
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| Sock Cryptography | | placebo | | Aug 10 00 |
| It just might work... |
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| Internet connection for coffins | | Jim | | Aug 10 00 |
| For browsing while you wait to be dug up |
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| Digmeup.com | | Jim | | Aug 10 00 |
| Web portal for people who have been buried alive with an internet connection in their coffin |
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| Visible sound | | hippo | | Aug 10 00 |
| Gaseous additive which makes sound waves visible |
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| Electronic Pay-to-Park | | kharis | | Aug 10 00 |
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| Comeback Generator | | centauri | | Aug 10 00 |
| Context-sensitive conversation assistance. |
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| 2 Week Firing Notice | | chimmyc | | Aug 10 00 |
| Employers are required to give a two week "notice" before actually firing the employee |
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| Far Away | | blahginger | | Aug 11 00 |
| For no reason in particular |
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| photographic mirror | | confusionary | | Aug 11 00 |
| A mirror that remembers what you looked like |
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| make progress meter | | egnor | | Aug 11 00 |
| is the code built yet? |
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| sexy voice spray | | gregw | | Aug 11 00 |
| for that "just woke up" sexy voice any time of the day |
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| CD Recomendation Engine | | blahginger | | Aug 11 00 |
| Recomend a list of CD's based on your entry |
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| punch-ball | | rayfo | | Aug 12 00 |
| Gives feedback to reduce stress |
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| Programmable House Paint | | Alcin | | Aug 12 00 |
| Never change colour again |
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| Crash-site | | rayfo | | Aug 12 00 |
| Mobile bridge halves at crash site |
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| Answering machine w/ supersede/cancel | | bookworm | | Aug 12 00 |
| Because sometimes things change, and sometimes people are stupid. |
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| Flying With Magnets | | Jonah | | Aug 13 00 |
| Large magnet (mile long). Attach magnets (- charge) on bottom of objects and have them float. |
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| CD burner protocol | | Thing 1 | | Aug 13 00 |
| A way to control CD burners from other computers without wasting CDs |
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