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 Observations on votes  syost  Jul 28 00 
 All TV ideas have postive votes; all philosophy ideas have negative votes. 
 
 Offsite Disk Farm  dominus  Jul 28 00 
 Keep a backup copy of all your files in case of fire 
 
 Sports Event Futures  dominus  Jul 28 00 
 Let the market decide what the odds are 
 
 no-battery alarm clock  rayfo  Jul 28 00 
 Scoot an alarm clock to wind it up 
 
 Palm HalfBakery Portal  amadeus  Jul 29 00 
 A small palm app that allows you to record halfbaked ideas anywhere, anytime. 
 
 Cuckoo in the Copier  rayfo  Jul 29 00 
 Instantaneous pre-printing 
 
 No battery smoke detectors  fence  Jul 30 00 
 detector plugs in with rechargable battery 
 
 WardenWatcher  kerryc  Jul 30 00 
 monitors environment, warns owner of imminent parking fine 
 
 Parking Space Increaser  thumbwax  Jul 31 00 
 "Padded Hydraulic Battering Ram with Backup Winch" 
 
 Fishsaber  Jim  Jul 31 00 
 Relatively harmless lightsaber made from a fish 
 
 Better Eyeballs  fence  Jul 31 00 
 Eyes pop out of sockets 
 
 Clothes Washer and Dryer  fence  Jul 31 00 
 Washes the clothes AND dries them 
 
 dialcat.com  ofersh  Jul 31 00 
 site where cats can talk to other cats via PC-to-phone link 
 
 Instant Nose Bleed  ofersh  Jul 31 00 
 on demand nose bleeds that include hidden trigger 
 
 The Groundhog Day Device  fatamericanpig  Jul 31 00 
 “"Oops! . . . I did it again." 
 
 Sheep Prostitution  ofersh  Jul 31 00 
 pimping sheep as a cost-effective means of sexual gratification 
 
 GPS delivery  ofersh  Jul 31 00 
 products are not delivered to your home, but rather to you, a GPS-carrying individual 
 
 Digital camera with wireless broadcast  Jim  Jul 31 00 
 Place camera anywhere & have it send pictures to your computer 
 
 rent-a-pet  ofersh  Jul 31 00 
 service that rents pets to customers for a variety of time periods 
 
 BC Patch Underwear  kiggs  Aug 01 00 
 Disposable underwear that contains a birth control patch. 
 
 Instant Male Orgasm  ofersh  Aug 01 00 
 a small discharge of non-toxic fluid that can be release upon demand 
 
 Man-eating Chickens  fatamericanpig  Aug 01 00 
 “"Give me a 30 piece bucket of thermonuclear buffalo arms." 
 
 Propaganda Machine  thumbwax  Aug 01 00 
 "Spews forth Rhetoric" 
 
 Mobile Phone Brain Implant  fatamericanpig  Aug 01 00 
 “"300 free off-peak minutes for your thoughts." 
 
 Reminder Alarm Clock  robearz  Aug 02 00 
 Alarm displays the reminder message you type 
 
 TV Bible  thumbwax  Aug 02 00 
 Allows you to be at church and watch the game 
 
 Theatre Concession  zenji  Aug 02 00 
 Put Raisinettes and Goobers in the same box 
 
 space breeding  dja  Aug 02 00 
 Send organic matter into space and maybe kick off life somewhere 
 
 Voice Activated Internet  dja  Aug 02 00 
 In car, voice controlled/feedback internet access 
 
 Legal Management Organization  Uncle Nutsy  Aug 02 00 
 Control spiraling legal costs! 
 
 eyeglasses  mary  Aug 02 00 
 stare misdirector 
 
 Symbiotic Cloroplasts  stoweboyd  Aug 02 00 
 Genetically engineer cloroplasts to live symbiotically in human skin 
 
 Living Tattoo Weight Loss Program  Uncle Nutsy  Aug 02 00 
 Lose weight while looking avant garde! 
 
 Restaurant Reservation Service  Antimatter  Aug 03 00 
 A service that makes (in person) restaurant reservations at restaurants that don't take reservations 
 
 Telemarketing Law  fence  Aug 03 00 
 Law requiring telemarketers to ask permission first 
 
 Desynchronizer  reensure  Aug 03 00 
 Cruise control override that works at any speed 
 
 RAMA Objects  CButts  Aug 03 00 
 Looking for RAMA objects 
 
 Dish-maintenance cabinets  absterge  Aug 03 00 
 Store, Eat, Swap, Wash, Repeat 
 
 beeping glasses  Malakh  Aug 03 00 
 glasses for those with truly bad vision 
 
 euro hosiery  thumbwax  Aug 04 00 
 Legs been westernized? Look European in Seconds! 
 
 0900-STATIONCALL  rrr  Aug 04 00 
 listeners make their own stationcall 
 
 Pro-Celebrity Boxing  darsy  Aug 04 00 
 Queensbury Rules and all 
 
 Pootsicle  Belly  Aug 04 00 
 The frozen lolly that helps relieve trapped wind 
 
 Weigh your own head  darsy  Aug 04 00 
 ...without removing it. 
 
 Cure for the "Ring of Fire"  darsy  Aug 04 00 
 The "morning after" solution for Chilli-heads 
 
 Tele-marketer Revealer  fatamericanpig  Aug 04 00 
 “"Can I interest you in a low rate credit card?" "NO! I’m eating dinner!" 
 
 Internet Book Database  centauri  Aug 04 00 
 Or "IBDB," for short. 
 
 helium speaker  Testy  Aug 05 00 
 verTical Tube of helium wiTh a speaker on Top 
 
 heaTed keyboard  Testy  Aug 05 00 
 gloves and Typing donT mix 
 
 Cardboard Furniture  Gonzo  Aug 05 00 
 Make a house look lived in when selling 
 
 Time dilation  loneranger  Aug 05 00 
 See in to the past 
 
 directional bedding  jutta  Aug 05 00 
 Which side goes where? 
 
 eBay WANTED section  Jim  Aug 05 00 
 Place an ad for something you want, as well as being able to sell stuff. 
 
 vanity postage stamps  jutta  Aug 05 00 
 Send in image, get back stamps. 
 
 The Great Equalizer Road Test  thumbwax  Aug 05 00 
 "If you can drive it just as God [The Great Equalizer] intended it, it's yours" 
 
 MIIMSRS  yakyak  Aug 06 00 
 Masked Identity Intelligence Mass Storage and Retrieval System/Service 
 
 Ceiling Darts  ccaamgw  Aug 06 00 
 Add excitement to the mundane world of 'Darts' 
 
 Water  Lisart  Aug 07 00 
 transfer flood plain waters by national pipeline to dams in drought areas. 
 
 Switch on and play  KB  Aug 07 00 
 A computer/OS that you can switch on and use immediately. 
 
 Rip-off!  Belly  Aug 07 00 
 Peelable surface film for plates and frying pans 
 
 Ice Sphere  chuckmandoo  Aug 07 00 
 Makes bottled drinks colder 
 
 Cheese Tenderiser  Skinny Rob  Aug 08 00 
 Makes rubberised synthetic cheese more palatable 
 
 E-Z P-Z Lemon Squeezie  Belly  Aug 08 00 
 Lemon Juicer & Zester in one! 
 
 Electronic Priest  Belly  Aug 08 00 
 A modern gadget, for the modern Fly Fisher 
 
 Official LOTR D.I.Y "One Ring"  Belly  Aug 08 00 
 Possible merchandising to follow the up-coming movies 
 
 deja vu home  jutta  Aug 08 00 
 remembrance of times past 
 
 singingdecoy  jeddings  Aug 08 00 
 Car Sing-a-Long Decoy 
 
 Grocery List Email  blahginger  Aug 08 00 
 Send your list to the Grocery Store 
 
 socks  placebo  Aug 08 00 
 never loose a sock again. 
 
 Halfbakery Shirt  centauri  Aug 08 00 
 [summary goes here] 
 
 Fantabulous Floating Music Orb!  lucidish  Aug 08 00 
 Follows you around and plays mood music 
 
 Be buried with your mobile  Jim  Aug 08 00 
 ..just in case you aren't dead. 
 
 Surrealist clock  eritain  Aug 09 00 
 Screw with clock-watchers' heads 
 
 PCMCIAcomputer  HoTWire  Aug 09 00 
 PCMCIA card based computer. 
 
 P.J.  Belly  Aug 09 00 
 Peanut butter & Jam together in a jar 
 
 Predictive eMail  HoTWire  Aug 09 00 
 Count down to your next mail 
 
 car wash lane  gthorlak  Aug 09 00 
 wash your car while driving 
 
 Croquet Deathmatch  mmaynard  Aug 10 00 
 Taking the sport of Croquet to a higher level!! 
 
 Doormat  rayfo  Aug 10 00 
 Doormat emits fragrant welcome 
 
 Chew & Brush  Belly  Aug 10 00 
 Toothpaste in a chewable form 
 
 Darth Maul Saber brush  Belly  Aug 10 00 
 A toothbrush in the style of Darth Maul's lightsaber 
 
 Spammer Spammer  placebo  Aug 10 00 
 It's payback time... 
 
 Sock Cryptography  placebo  Aug 10 00 
 It just might work... 
 
 Internet connection for coffins  Jim  Aug 10 00 
 For browsing while you wait to be dug up 
 
 Digmeup.com  Jim  Aug 10 00 
 Web portal for people who have been buried alive with an internet connection in their coffin 
 
 Visible sound  hippo  Aug 10 00 
 Gaseous additive which makes sound waves visible 
 
 Electronic Pay-to-Park  kharis  Aug 10 00 
  
 
 Comeback Generator  centauri  Aug 10 00 
 Context-sensitive conversation assistance. 
 
 2 Week Firing Notice  chimmyc  Aug 10 00 
 Employers are required to give a two week "notice" before actually firing the employee 
 
 Far Away  blahginger  Aug 11 00 
 For no reason in particular 
 
 photographic mirror  confusionary  Aug 11 00 
 A mirror that remembers what you looked like 
 
 make progress meter  egnor  Aug 11 00 
 is the code built yet? 
 
 sexy voice spray  gregw  Aug 11 00 
 for that "just woke up" sexy voice any time of the day 
 
 CD Recomendation Engine  blahginger  Aug 11 00 
 Recomend a list of CD's based on your entry 
 
 punch-ball  rayfo  Aug 12 00 
 Gives feedback to reduce stress 
 
 Programmable House Paint  Alcin  Aug 12 00 
 Never change colour again 
 
 Crash-site  rayfo  Aug 12 00 
 Mobile bridge halves at crash site 
 
 Answering machine w/ supersede/cancel  bookworm  Aug 12 00 
 Because sometimes things change, and sometimes people are stupid. 
 
 Flying With Magnets  Jonah  Aug 13 00 
 Large magnet (mile long). Attach magnets (- charge) on bottom of objects and have them float. 
 
 CD burner protocol  Thing 1  Aug 13 00 
 A way to control CD burners from other computers without wasting CDs 
 

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