| | band-aids for non-whiteys | | gnormal | | Feb 09 01 |
| | black, brown, tan, very pale, and red (for our native american friends) | | Oct 04 04 |
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| | Sport Lotteries | | Susen | | Feb 10 01 |
| | ....have a chance to get some money at the game.... | | Mar 09 01 |
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| | The Weekender | | weenween | | Feb 10 01 |
| | Full fashion flexibility in one-piece jumper for entire weekend | | Feb 15 01 |
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| | asymmetric beards | | gnormal | | Feb 10 01 |
| | not even punk rockers have one! | | Feb 23 08 |
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| | Waterproof Banjo-Ukulele | | macm | | Feb 10 01 |
| | For singing those Music Hall favourites in the shower. | | May 15 11 |
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| | Real Golf?? | | coaster | | Feb 10 01 |
| | Make pros play real golf | | Aug 30 04 |
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| | Phony Fishing | | coaster | | Feb 11 01 |
| | Give fish a means to catch people | | Nov 10 03 |
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| | Automatic Pigeon Gun-turrets | | macm | | Feb 11 01 |
| | Effective Pest Control. | | Oct 21 04 |
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| | Marihuana smoke smuggling | | fisk | | Feb 11 01 |
| | Marihuana smoke smuggling | | Nov 24 06 |
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| | Gills for people | | PotatoStew | | Feb 12 01 |
| | Just another organ transplant? | | Nov 07 05 |
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| | Perpetual Beer Machine | | weenween | | Feb 12 01 |
| | No more pesky trips to the liquor store | | Feb 13 01 |
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| | Grenades for Everyone | | dsm | | Feb 12 01 |
| | Every citizen is handed one Hand-Grenade upon attaining majority. | | Feb 13 01 |
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| | All-Volunteer War | | dsm | | Feb 12 01 |
| | Maintain a permanently-running war somewhere, for enthusiasts only. | | Dec 30 04 |
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| | Glen Noctis | | dean | | Feb 13 01 |
| | "Scotch" whisky made on Mars (e.g. Noctis Labyrinthis) | | Jan 06 02 |
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| | portable magic speech printer | | gnormal | | Feb 13 01 |
| | AD-to-DA converter converts speech to text and prints it | | Nov 14 02 |
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| | Anti-Gross Chip | | coaster | | Feb 13 01 |
| | Chip eliminates gross stuff from TV during dinner hour | | Feb 15 01 |
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| | Adjustable "try-on" suits | | supercat | | Feb 13 01 |
| | Allow people to see how non-size-40 men look in a particular suit | | Aug 23 10 |
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| | Scent Vial Giveaways | | Monkfish | | Feb 13 01 |
| | Smell the past. | | Feb 01 03 |
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| | TV Clicker | | adp | | Feb 13 01 |
| | A device that connects to your TV that allow you to find out more about a person or object in a movie, show, etc. | | Feb 13 01 |
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| | UHF Camera | | Amishman35 | | Feb 13 01 |
| | A small camera that can be viewed on any TV in the house without cables. | | Sep 28 02 |
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| | PC console | | adp | | Feb 13 01 |
| | A video game console that play all PC games | | Jun 27 05 |
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| | Nintendo CD | | Amishman35 | | Feb 13 01 |
| | A CD-ROM drive the size of an NES cartridge. | | Oct 07 07 |
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| | Drawer Load Record Player | | Amishman35 | | Feb 13 01 |
| | Open the drawer, drop the record in, and push buttons for tracks. | | Jun 21 05 |
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| | 220 Volt Electric Vacuum Toilet | | Amishman35 | | Feb 13 01 |
| | Extreme flushes. | | Jan 06 13 |
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| | One D Battery Outlet | | Amishman35 | | Feb 13 01 |
| | Run low-wattage 120VAC appliances off of one D battery. | | Mar 03 02 |
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| | The Ad Gap Channel | | mrkillboy | | Feb 14 01 |
| | Alternate entertainment when the commercials come on. | | Mar 25 02 |
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| | X-ray specs for consumer products | | gnormal | | Feb 14 01 |
| | scan the upc barcode with your handheld to expose product's un-healthy side | | May 15 13 |
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| | Prayer-Talkie | | gnormal | | Feb 14 01 |
| | a single walkie-talkie you pray into. (God has the other.) | | Feb 27 01 |
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| | small FreePower! electrical devices | | gnormal | | Feb 14 01 |
| | no batteries. no cords. they run forever. Tipuet. | | Oct 29 15 |
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| | Speaking Shoes | | manic | | Feb 14 01 |
| | Say 'Left' or 'Right' with each step | | Mar 17 03 |
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| | Liar's Day | | DrBob | | Feb 14 01 |
| | A Celebration of Humanity's Finest Skill | | Feb 07 02 |
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| | Artificial Muscle | | Taunton | | Feb 14 01 |
| | Electrify and it conracts | | Mar 15 02 |
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| | Bible Code Diplomacy | | danrue | | Feb 14 01 |
| | Evangelical Interactive Role-Playing Game | | Jul 15 03 |
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| | Mercury Polo | | Wes | | Feb 15 01 |
| | Water Polo, but played in a pool of Hg | | Feb 23 06 |
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| | Circumonitor light | | absterge | | Feb 15 01 |
| | Is a cave still a cave if it is well lit? | | Jun 04 02 |
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| | Green-banana candy | | absterge | | Feb 15 01 |
| | Enigma in your mouth | | Mar 12 03 |
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| | Music QoS | | goodie | | Feb 15 01 |
| | Improves your MP3 quality | | Jul 19 02 |
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| | Maglev Rail Ferry | | amadeus | | Feb 15 01 |
| | Highspeed overland car ferries | | Jan 13 03 |
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| | sleep phone | | technobadger | | Feb 15 01 |
| | phone someone without interrupting them | | Feb 15 01 |
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| | joint hair salon/electronics retailer | | technobadger | | Feb 15 01 |
| | while you wait... | | May 27 04 |
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| | F.O.A.D. Button | | macm | | Feb 15 01 |
| | Let your computer know exactly what you think of it. | | Oct 04 04 |
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| | Active Networking | | dnm | | Feb 15 01 |
| | Packets that think. | | Jun 26 03 |
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| | backlit keyboard | | gnormal | | Feb 15 01 |
| | so you can use your laptop in the dark. | | May 28 07 |
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| | edible silica gel | | gnormal | | Feb 15 01 |
| | relax everyone. it's edible. | | Jul 18 07 |
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| | Out-of-season Merchandise | | coaster | | Feb 15 01 |
| | Merchandising stuff that is out-of-season | | Sep 18 03 |
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| | Colored Tipped Cigarette | | Amishman35 | | Feb 15 01 |
| | There are already colored-flame candles, why not colored cigarettes? | | Feb 15 01 |
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| | Car Noises Music CD | | Amishman35 | | Feb 15 01 |
| | A normal music CD with the sounds of a car falling apart mixed in. | | Sep 21 05 |
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| | Simulated Car Seat | | centauri | | Feb 15 01 |
| | Better than an automatic swing. | | Apr 06 05 |
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| | high beam sensors | | peace_2u4uraqt | | Feb 15 01 |
| | turns off other cars' highbeams so they don't blind you. | | Apr 19 04 |
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| | HugeChurch | | Amishman35 | | Feb 15 01 |
| | A church the size of the Providence Place Mall, with an LED TV screen. | | Feb 17 01 |
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| | self-explanatory idea names | | gnormal | | Feb 15 01 |
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| | anonymous dinner benefactor | | gnormal | | Feb 16 01 |
| | new improved custom where diners know who's getting the check _before_ ordering | | Feb 19 01 |
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| | legalized voluntary topless bartendressing | | gnormal | | Feb 16 01 |
| | "hey- how ya doin. what can i getcha?" | | Feb 23 05 |
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| | Anti-tailgating device | | insaneray | | Feb 16 01 |
| | Punish those who follow you too closely | | Apr 14 08 |
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| | Catapult to Work | | DrBob | | Feb 16 01 |
| | Avoid traffic jams. Fly to work. | | Sep 23 22 |
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| | Docu-drama: Casper the Friendly Ghost | | amjenni | | Feb 16 01 |
| | An expose on the secret life Casper lived. | | Mar 10 01 |
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| | Emotional Deactivator | | dsm | | Feb 16 01 |
| | Attain mental equilibrium at the push of a button. | | Apr 03 01 |
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| | Virtual Violent Crime | | dsm | | Feb 16 01 |
| | A computer "game" that simulates various crimes with great detail. | | May 04 04 |
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| | human pelt | | gnormal | | Feb 16 01 |
| | photos of entire body suface area displayed on 2d surface | | May 03 02 |
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| | precious leaves | | gnormal | | Feb 17 01 |
| | manufacture sentimental value. sell for profit. | | Nov 07 02 |
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| | online database of bike trails | | futurebird | | Feb 17 01 |
| | like yahoo maps but for bikes | | Oct 11 01 |
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| | shared browser histories for friends | | futurebird | | Feb 17 01 |
| | browser history sharing network | | Nov 07 03 |
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| | live tiger (keeps you running) | | futurebird | | Feb 17 01 |
| | giving you something to run for | | Feb 19 01 |
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| | Energy Saver:) | | mhh5 | | Feb 17 01 |
| | A Clapper-Like Device For Everything... | | Jun 20 05 |
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| | organic, responsive, bioengineered sidewalk | | futurebird | | Feb 17 01 |
| | paths and roads where they are needed | | Sep 21 16 |
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| | External Gear & Rev Display | | Mung | | Feb 17 01 |
| | Externally mounted Gear Ratio display and Tachometer | | May 19 03 |
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| | GameBoy | | gnormal | | Feb 17 01 |
| | cheerfully lends a quick small hand for the good of the village | | Feb 20 01 |
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| | peculiar low-tech trap | | gnormal | | Feb 17 01 |
| | stick a croissant under a box, tilted up on one side by a stick. pull a string tied to the stick when quarry bites. smart prey would quietly vote for the trap and then step safely off to the side. | | Jan 23 07 |
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| | Dial-An-Astronomer | | krevis | | Feb 19 01 |
| | What's that bright thing to the right of Orion? | | Apr 23 08 |
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| | Brake Light Belter | | iain2 | | Feb 19 01 |
| | Variable intensity light | | Feb 19 01 |
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| | translation exchange | | futurebird | | Feb 19 01 |
| | slightly better than babblefish | | Feb 20 01 |
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| | old fashioned cellphone | | futurebird | | Feb 19 01 |
| | if you can't win at smaller is better, go big | | May 15 16 |
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| | Handless Toothbrush | | JT | | Feb 19 01 |
| | keep your hands free to do other things while brushing your teeth | | Oct 05 13 |
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| | Instant Hot Beverages | | JT | | Feb 19 01 |
| | Simply agitate and enjoy an instantly heated beverage | | Oct 04 04 |
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| | Parking light | | kellyryer | | Feb 19 01 |
| | Special light tells others you need a space | | Oct 19 01 |
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| | mOVE cAPS lOCK | | badoingdoing | | Feb 20 01 |
| | People make too many mistakes | | Mar 10 03 |
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| | location based alarms | | futurebird | | Feb 20 01 |
| | an application to run on a plam w/ gps | | Jun 28 03 |
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| | smart train | | futurebird | | Feb 20 01 |
| | take the express without waiting for it | | Jul 20 07 |
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| | Separate Circuit | | reensure | | Feb 20 01 |
| | Should be as popular as smoke-flavoured marshmallows | | Feb 26 01 |
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| | "Hat over the fence" to Space | | centauri | | Feb 20 01 |
| | Now we HAVE to go | | Nov 03 06 |
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| | Scanmera | | dsm | | Feb 20 01 |
| | Digital camera / scanner combination for cheap high-res imaging. | | Dec 18 18 |
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| | UFO | | tierrie | | Feb 20 01 |
| | Turn your frisbee into a UFO | | Nov 17 05 |
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| | Car-mounted Paintball Guns | | oooga | | Feb 20 01 |
| | Release your frustration without actually gunning the f---ers down. | | Mar 25 07 |
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| | Wars | | brainiac | | Feb 21 01 |
| | Politicians should fight their own battles. | | Oct 05 03 |
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| | boom boxes | | brainiac | | Feb 21 01 |
| | Volume limiters | | Aug 27 04 |
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| | "Rush O'Reilly" | | markvalentine1 | | Feb 21 01 |
| | New Media Darling | | Aug 17 03 |
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| | deadmemepool | | bookworm | | Feb 21 01 |
| | f***edcompany.com for memes | | Mar 11 07 |
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| | Junior Neurosurgeon | | Mickey the Fish | | Feb 21 01 |
| | Family fun with the Secrets of the Mind! | | Feb 22 01 |
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| | Flavored Candles | | JT | | Feb 21 01 |
| | candles made from chewable wax that taste as good as they smell | | Apr 06 01 |
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| | Shower Adjustment Indicator Lights | | adequate | | Feb 21 01 |
| | Have a small LED panel in the shower to show when your upstairs or downstairs neighbor is adjusting their water temp. | | Nov 10 11 |
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| | Pretend everything was invented by someone French | | mark_t | | Feb 22 01 |
| | An idea first thought of by Paul-Henri Innovateur | | Nov 05 22 |
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| | French Baguette Relay Race | | brianc | | Feb 22 01 |
| | A different type of baton | | Feb 22 01 |
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| | Mandatory Hunt | | dsm | | Feb 22 01 |
| | Classical Human Hunt, but nation-wide. | | Jun 18 01 |
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| | Urban golf | | mrthingy | | Feb 23 01 |
| | play golf on city streets | | Aug 02 06 |
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| | religion | | ironfroggy | | Feb 23 01 |
| | change public:church to public:religion | | Feb 24 01 |
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| | Under Desk Docking Station | | blahginger | | Feb 23 01 |
| | Docking station mounted underneath your desk | | Feb 23 01 |
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| | Hospital Reset | | boris | | Feb 23 01 |
| | Get rid of drug-resistant germs with radiation | | Apr 11 01 |
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| | standard skins | | ironfroggy | | Feb 23 01 |
| | standard skin protocol | | Feb 24 01 |
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| | Airfares by weight | | Gordon Comstock | | Feb 23 01 |
| | Why not charge airfares based on all-up weight? | | Apr 12 13 |
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| | "Shower Scum" Eating Organism | | dgeiser13 | | Feb 23 01 |
| | Beasties which live off the scum in your shower. | | Dec 04 02 |
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