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 Unrelocation_Agency  gd  May 23 01 
 Find a job closer to home and shorten your commute.  Jun 11 02 
 
 Anonymous, Passive-Aggressive Road Rager  boistmeef  May 23 01 
 Vent your frustration without fear of losing your life!  Oct 21 01 
 
 Male Bed Toilet  HowardMarks  May 23 01 
 Relieve yourself without getting up  Jun 10 02 
 
 Procrastination Man  CoolerKing  May 23 01 
 The superhero who's never there in the nick of time  Dec 16 03 
 
 Two-in-one Articulated Cum Double Decker Buses  mailer_daemon  May 23 01 
 Solve 4.8M height barriers and passengers refusing to the back of the bus problems, including safety!  Aug 13 08 
 
 bring back barbapapa  mihali  May 23 01 
 just because  Oct 05 04 
 
 Clockwork- the new power source  HowardMarks  May 23 01 
 run everything off clockwork  Feb 05 04 
 
 Constantly Punching Hands  The Govenor  May 23 01 
 A Cafe where people can meet and punch hands.  Sep 12 20 
 
 Accessible Shoes  HowardMarks  May 23 01 
 Scratch your foot without taking off your shoes  May 23 01 
 
 Blood clots  rayfo  May 23 01 
 Pressure bandaging service  May 23 01 
 
 The Melanoma  dgeiser13  May 23 01 
 Striking fear in those of us who have enough sense to use Sunscreen.  Jan 01 02 
 
 Captain Mayonnaise  globaltourniquet  May 23 01 
 (Guess I have to get in on the recent superhero action)  Jun 10 01 
 
 Dead Line  reensure  May 23 01 
 Universal busy line interruption to notify of an important call.  May 23 01 
 
 The Half-X Men  globaltourniquet  May 23 01 
 Bring them all together into one unified, rant-appeasing force  Jul 31 05 
 
 Bowlerama Man  PotatoStew  May 23 01 
 The seven-ten doesn't stand a chance.  May 23 01 
 
 Lord Seven-Ten  PotatoStew  May 23 01 
 Bowlerama Man's arch enemy  Oct 04 04 
 
 ICML  angel  May 24 01 
 Idiom and Concept Markup Language  Feb 23 05 
 
 modular floating island  strider  May 24 01 
 build floating island with interlocking hexagonal floats  Nov 25 03 
 
 my.halfbakery.com  strider  May 24 01 
 single page to see updates im interested in  Oct 04 04 
 
 Colour Coded Blades  Spidergoat  May 24 01 
 forget your disposable razor head blues (or greens or reds)  Jun 07 01 
 
 Mongorail  jez_davies  May 24 01 
 Missed the last bus...jump aboard  May 25 01 
 
 Homesick Umbrella  Bedford Van  May 24 01 
 When all that sun gets too much  May 25 01 
 
 Anti-unrequited-love drug  acb  May 24 01 
 Pop one of these and you're over them...for now  Aug 20 11 
 
 Frosted Ramen  absterge  May 24 01 
 Cereal? Soup? Breakfast? Dinner? /FOOD/??  Jul 01 06 
 
 Reflective Toilet Tissue  Spidergoat  May 24 01 
 So you can pin point the legs on your starish that need attention  Oct 21 04 
 
 The Henchman  beauxeault  May 24 01 
 Every supervillain's right-hand man  Jan 25 09 
 
 piltdown man  mihali  May 24 01 
 goes around pretending to be something he's not  Sep 26 07 
 
 Fridge-light  rayfo  May 24 01 
 COD [compulsive-obsessive disorder]  Dec 10 07 
 
 brake light surrounds  crunchie  May 24 01 
 Ideas to personalize your cars brake lights  May 26 01 
 
 Naked Ambition  acb  May 24 01 
 movers and shakers pose (semi-)naked for charity  Apr 03 02 
 
 busy worker  crunchie  May 24 01 
 gadget to make you seem busy at stop lights  May 25 01 
 
 refrigerated pillow  -alx  May 24 01 
 pillow with built-in cooling system  May 26 01 
 
 The Human Eating Beak  benfrost  May 25 01 
 A device to do away with eating utensils.  Jul 04 13 
 
 Placebo-week Supplements  daznjonesy  May 25 01 
 Replace inert "reminder pills" with something more productive.  Jun 07 01 
 
 Vagina-Jam  benfrost  May 25 01 
 Spread it on your toast  Apr 26 21 
 
 Poo Power  nick_n_uit  May 25 01 
 Burn refuse in place of coal/oil  Oct 30 06 
 
 Double Jetways  ejs  May 25 01 
 Get passengers on and off planes faster  Mar 23 10 
 
 Flat-Plates  nick_n_uit  May 25 01 
 Attaches to monitor and minitower to create a level surface.  Nov 15 05 
 
 Breezeblock Jenga  -alx  May 25 01 
 Like the original, only bigger, heavier and greyer  May 26 01 
 
 Pre-Paid Credit Card  acb  May 25 01 
 Fixed amount of credit; for occasional use  Oct 12 06 
 
 handwriting-changing photocopier  slancaster  May 25 01 
 makes it look like you wrote the document  Feb 20 02 
 
 lift/elevator scripts  slancaster  May 25 01 
 sparkling wit as you go up & down  Oct 17 04 
 
 Road speed markings  aadenny  May 25 01 
 Different types of lines on roads to show speed limits.  Jan 30 09 
 
 LaserTV  budderoo  May 25 01 
 Laser TV in real 3D  Dec 12 12 
 
 hydrogen powered boat  budderoo  May 25 01 
 using solar/hydro natural sources  May 22 04 
 
 Froghead  reensure  May 25 01 
 Be the taxi driver in the SIMS  Jun 01 01 
 
 hospital snooze sticker  crunchie  May 25 01 
 sign to allow late risers to have a snooze  Apr 03 17 
 
 WIBNI-Man  globaltourniquet  May 25 01 
 Able to leap tall obstacles of science and reality in a single bound  Mar 18 03 
 
 Tri-sketball  riromero  May 25 01 
 Three teams, three baskets and two basketballs.  Dec 13 14 
 
 Last words generator  -alx  May 25 01 
 For when you're stumped for something to die saying  Sep 04 16 
 
 Go out loudly  absterge  May 25 01 
 Shout it from the rooftops, or at least on halfbakery.  May 02 02 
 
 Lake of Firesnakes Fun Pool  Dog Ed  May 25 01 
 Dive into a pool where glowing, writhing "snakes" lurk in the depths  Nov 10 15 
 
 The Nowhere League  deacon  May 25 01 
 Why should the Witness Relocation Program have all the fun?  Dec 08 03 
 
 WWJD? Game Show  ejs  May 26 01 
 Let Jesus in and win, win, WIN!  Dec 20 05 
 
 Reading Glasses  dgeiser13  May 26 01 
 When you want to stay up and read but your SO doesn't.  May 27 01 
 
 Underground High-Pressure Prisons  deacon  May 26 01 
 That shaft is one MEAN mother-******.  Mar 16 06 
 
 WIBNI  deacon  May 26 01 
 Gather round, all ye that read a lot of sci-fi.  May 31 01 
 
 cake tape  technobadger  May 26 01 
 to save the video  May 27 01 
 
 human car wash  technobadger  May 26 01 
 cars have car washes  May 28 01 
 
 church of the sacred speed limit  gryphon  May 27 01 
 Self explanatory  May 27 01 
 
 "Rainy Night in Georgia" Umbrella  Dog Ed  May 27 01 
 A really useful lighted umbrella  Nov 03 13 
 
 MINT  thumbwax  May 27 01 
 Maybe It's Not Terrific  Jan 29 02 
 
 Toilet-O Clean-O-Matic  GhostFace Killah  May 27 01 
 Motorized Toilet Brush  Nov 03 04 
 
 Reclaimed CO2  mhh5  May 27 01 
 For every power generator that emits CO2, build an air condensor to reclaim dry ice...  Sep 28 01 
 
 Ocean-Going Vessel Demolition Derby  dgeiser13  May 27 01 
 Demolition derby with oil freighters, retiring Navy vessels, etc.  Jan 31 02 
 
 Ogazimatic UnderWear  GhostFace Killah  May 27 01 
 Just don't get them wet!  Mar 03 04 
 
 Two products in one  mhh5  May 27 01 
 Make a shampoo bottle that is also a dildo...  Oct 04 04 
 
 Parkade stairwell odour eaters  grackle  May 27 01 
   Jul 02 01 
 
 Solar-powered headlamps  isknabar  May 27 01 
   May 30 01 
 
 Bumper Spikes  GhostFace Killah  May 28 01 
 Protect your cars bumpers.  Jun 30 01 
 
 Spray-on K-Y Lube  cucaracha  May 28 01 
 No mess, no fuss.  Jun 21 06 
 
 Active ozone replacement  solomungus  May 28 01 
 do your bit too save the world etc...  May 28 01 
 
 Shower Messenger  -alx  May 28 01 
 Communicate vital messages to people in the shower  May 31 01 
 
 Hearing aid  rayfo  May 29 01 
 Wanted: a speech slow-down circuit  May 30 01 
 
 Anti-exclamation mark overuse key!!!  -alx  May 29 01 
 Because one exclamation mark is more than enough already  Jan 23 06 
 
 Real Life UFO  HowardMarks  May 29 01 
 Make a real UFO out of a helicopter.  Jul 26 08 
 
 Cellular Matching Service  BartJan  May 29 01 
 Make your cellular phone a Match- And Datingmachine!!  Oct 04 04 
 
 Extreme golf  mcscotland  May 29 01 
 Lets face it, the present game is far too dull.  Mar 14 02 
 
 Smell-o-meter  BartJan  May 29 01 
 Know when you smell bad!  May 29 21 
 
 House invasion  rayfo  May 29 01 
 "Drop down bed" response  May 30 01 
 
 Moratorium on Gerund and Gerund Phrase Movie Titles  globaltourniquet  May 29 01 
 Some of them are great films -- but come on... Getting Old  Dec 16 01 
 
 Buttons  rayfo  May 29 01 
 No-fumble fastening system  Oct 10 01 
 
 weaving worms  technobadger  May 29 01 
 train parasitic worms in the art of weaving so they become symbiotic  Sep 16 02 
 
 Key Catcher  centauri  May 29 01 
 A device to catch anything that falls through the gap between elevator doors.  Apr 17 08 
 
 Universal Vehicle Speed Governor  deacon  May 29 01 
 Yes, you CAN drive 55.  Dec 23 04 
 
 Wrong-way Tire Damage Spike Protection  globaltourniquet  May 29 01 
 Severe Tire Damage? Not me, man!  Oct 05 04 
 
 Packaging  rayfo  May 30 01 
 De-packagers needed  Oct 04 04 
 
 catfish brownies  subpop  May 30 01 
 Mmmmmm, chocolate and seafood!  Jun 08 08 
 
 Living Bomb  dsm  May 30 01 
 Become a living military demolitions charge.  Aug 01 04 
 
 Outdoor CPU Heat Pipe  dsm  May 30 01 
 Avoid augmenting summer hell with your machine's exhaust.  Apr 25 19 
 
 White Videotapes  ejs  May 30 01 
 Videotapes made out of white plastic make label stickers optional  Mar 15 02 
 
 Company Body-Odour Detector  Siz  May 30 01 
 Send those steenking colleagues home...  Dec 20 04 
 
 Nose picking device  BartJan  May 30 01 
 pick your nose discreet  Sep 30 11 
 
 Missed Disaster News  BartJan  May 30 01 
 makes you realize it's not that bad after all  Sep 18 01 
 
 Pierced Teeth  melanerpes  May 30 01 
 We love to see you smile.  Apr 12 02 
 
 Gone-With-The-Wedgy  BartJan  May 30 01 
 Makes you never have a wedgy again  Jul 10 02 
 
 "Your mobile phone is vibrating" Alerter  -alx  May 30 01 
 For when you're not able to tell your phone's vibrating  Jun 27 06 
 
 Nasal/Nose Hygiene and Nose Picking  dgeiser13  May 30 01 
 Move all of the proboscis talk to one category.  May 31 01 
 
 Dog-training  rayfo  May 30 01 
 A pocket pistol would be handy.  Jun 10 02 
 
 Spinal Cord Signal Intercept Passthrough  dsm  May 30 01 
 Sensory port.  Feb 03 19 
 

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