| | Unrelocation_Agency | | gd | | May 23 01 |
| | Find a job closer to home and shorten your commute. |
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| | Anonymous, Passive-Aggressive Road Rager | | boistmeef | | May 23 01 |
| | Vent your frustration without fear of losing your life! |
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| | Male Bed Toilet | | HowardMarks | | May 23 01 |
| | Relieve yourself without getting up |
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| | Procrastination Man | | CoolerKing | | May 23 01 |
| | The superhero who's never there in the nick of time |
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| | Two-in-one Articulated Cum Double Decker Buses | | mailer_daemon | | May 23 01 |
| | Solve 4.8M height barriers and passengers refusing to the back of the bus problems, including safety! |
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| | bring back barbapapa | | mihali | | May 23 01 |
| | just because |
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| | Clockwork- the new power source | | HowardMarks | | May 23 01 |
| | run everything off clockwork |
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| | Constantly Punching Hands | | The Govenor | | May 23 01 |
| | A Cafe where people can meet and punch hands. |
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| | Accessible Shoes | | HowardMarks | | May 23 01 |
| | Scratch your foot without taking off your shoes |
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| | Blood clots | | rayfo | | May 23 01 |
| | Pressure bandaging service |
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| | The Melanoma | | dgeiser13 | | May 23 01 |
| | Striking fear in those of us who have enough sense to use Sunscreen. |
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| | Captain Mayonnaise | | globaltourniquet | | May 23 01 |
| | (Guess I have to get in on the recent superhero action) |
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| | Dead Line | | reensure | | May 23 01 |
| | Universal busy line interruption to notify of an important call. |
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| | The Half-X Men | | globaltourniquet | | May 23 01 |
| | Bring them all together into one unified, rant-appeasing force |
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| | Bowlerama Man | | PotatoStew | | May 23 01 |
| | The seven-ten doesn't stand a chance. |
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| | Lord Seven-Ten | | PotatoStew | | May 23 01 |
| | Bowlerama Man's arch enemy |
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| | ICML | | angel | | May 24 01 |
| | Idiom and Concept Markup Language |
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| | modular floating island | | strider | | May 24 01 |
| | build floating island with interlocking hexagonal floats |
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| | my.halfbakery.com | | strider | | May 24 01 |
| | single page to see updates im interested in |
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| | Colour Coded Blades | | Spidergoat | | May 24 01 |
| | forget your disposable razor head blues (or greens or reds) |
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| | Mongorail | | jez_davies | | May 24 01 |
| | Missed the last bus...jump aboard |
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| | Homesick Umbrella | | Bedford Van | | May 24 01 |
| | When all that sun gets too much |
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| | Anti-unrequited-love drug | | acb | | May 24 01 |
| | Pop one of these and you're over them...for now |
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| | Frosted Ramen | | absterge | | May 24 01 |
| | Cereal? Soup? Breakfast? Dinner? /FOOD/?? |
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| | Reflective Toilet Tissue | | Spidergoat | | May 24 01 |
| | So you can pin point the legs on your starish that need attention |
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| | The Henchman | | beauxeault | | May 24 01 |
| | Every supervillain's right-hand man |
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| | piltdown man | | mihali | | May 24 01 |
| | goes around pretending to be something he's not |
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| | Fridge-light | | rayfo | | May 24 01 |
| | COD [compulsive-obsessive disorder] |
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| | brake light surrounds | | crunchie | | May 24 01 |
| | Ideas to personalize your cars brake lights |
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| | Naked Ambition | | acb | | May 24 01 |
| | movers and shakers pose (semi-)naked for charity |
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| | busy worker | | crunchie | | May 24 01 |
| | gadget to make you seem busy at stop lights |
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| | refrigerated pillow | | -alx | | May 24 01 |
| | pillow with built-in cooling system |
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| | The Human Eating Beak | | benfrost | | May 25 01 |
| | A device to do away with eating utensils. |
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| | Placebo-week Supplements | | daznjonesy | | May 25 01 |
| | Replace inert "reminder pills" with something more productive. |
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| | Vagina-Jam | | benfrost | | May 25 01 |
| | Spread it on your toast |
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| | Poo Power | | nick_n_uit | | May 25 01 |
| | Burn refuse in place of coal/oil |
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| | Double Jetways | | ejs | | May 25 01 |
| | Get passengers on and off planes faster |
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| | Flat-Plates | | nick_n_uit | | May 25 01 |
| | Attaches to monitor and minitower to create a level surface. |
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| | Breezeblock Jenga | | -alx | | May 25 01 |
| | Like the original, only bigger, heavier and greyer |
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| | Pre-Paid Credit Card | | acb | | May 25 01 |
| | Fixed amount of credit; for occasional use |
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| | handwriting-changing photocopier | | slancaster | | May 25 01 |
| | makes it look like you wrote the document |
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| | lift/elevator scripts | | slancaster | | May 25 01 |
| | sparkling wit as you go up & down |
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| | Road speed markings | | aadenny | | May 25 01 |
| | Different types of lines on roads to show speed limits. |
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| | LaserTV | | budderoo | | May 25 01 |
| | Laser TV in real 3D |
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| | hydrogen powered boat | | budderoo | | May 25 01 |
| | using solar/hydro natural sources |
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| | Froghead | | reensure | | May 25 01 |
| | Be the taxi driver in the SIMS |
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| | hospital snooze sticker | | crunchie | | May 25 01 |
| | sign to allow late risers to have a snooze |
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| | WIBNI-Man | | globaltourniquet | | May 25 01 |
| | Able to leap tall obstacles of science and reality in a single bound |
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| | Tri-sketball | | riromero | | May 25 01 |
| | Three teams, three baskets and two basketballs. |
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| | Last words generator | | -alx | | May 25 01 |
| | For when you're stumped for something to die saying |
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| | Go out loudly | | absterge | | May 25 01 |
| | Shout it from the rooftops, or at least on halfbakery. |
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| | Lake of Firesnakes Fun Pool | | Dog Ed | | May 25 01 |
| | Dive into a pool where glowing, writhing "snakes" lurk in the depths |
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| | The Nowhere League | | deacon | | May 25 01 |
| | Why should the Witness Relocation Program have all the fun? |
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| | WWJD? Game Show | | ejs | | May 26 01 |
| | Let Jesus in and win, win, WIN! |
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| | Reading Glasses | | dgeiser13 | | May 26 01 |
| | When you want to stay up and read but your SO doesn't. |
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| | Underground High-Pressure Prisons | | deacon | | May 26 01 |
| | That shaft is one MEAN mother-******. |
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| | WIBNI | | deacon | | May 26 01 |
| | Gather round, all ye that read a lot of sci-fi. |
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| | cake tape | | technobadger | | May 26 01 |
| | to save the video |
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| | human car wash | | technobadger | | May 26 01 |
| | cars have car washes |
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| | church of the sacred speed limit | | gryphon | | May 27 01 |
| | Self explanatory |
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| | "Rainy Night in Georgia" Umbrella | | Dog Ed | | May 27 01 |
| | A really useful lighted umbrella |
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| | MINT | | thumbwax | | May 27 01 |
| | Maybe It's Not Terrific |
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| | Toilet-O Clean-O-Matic | | GhostFace Killah | | May 27 01 |
| | Motorized Toilet Brush |
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| | Reclaimed CO2 | | mhh5 | | May 27 01 |
| | For every power generator that emits CO2, build an air condensor to reclaim dry ice... |
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| | Ocean-Going Vessel Demolition Derby | | dgeiser13 | | May 27 01 |
| | Demolition derby with oil freighters, retiring Navy vessels, etc. |
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| | Ogazimatic UnderWear | | GhostFace Killah | | May 27 01 |
| | Just don't get them wet! |
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| | Two products in one | | mhh5 | | May 27 01 |
| | Make a shampoo bottle that is also a dildo... |
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| | Parkade stairwell odour eaters | | grackle | | May 27 01 |
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| | Solar-powered headlamps | | isknabar | | May 27 01 |
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| | Bumper Spikes | | GhostFace Killah | | May 28 01 |
| | Protect your cars bumpers. |
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| | Spray-on K-Y Lube | | cucaracha | | May 28 01 |
| | No mess, no fuss. |
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| | Active ozone replacement | | solomungus | | May 28 01 |
| | do your bit too save the world etc... |
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| | Shower Messenger | | -alx | | May 28 01 |
| | Communicate vital messages to people in the shower |
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| | Hearing aid | | rayfo | | May 29 01 |
| | Wanted: a speech slow-down circuit |
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| | Anti-exclamation mark overuse key!!! | | -alx | | May 29 01 |
| | Because one exclamation mark is more than enough already |
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| | Real Life UFO | | HowardMarks | | May 29 01 |
| | Make a real UFO out of a helicopter. |
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| | Cellular Matching Service | | BartJan | | May 29 01 |
| | Make your cellular phone a Match- And Datingmachine!! |
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| | Extreme golf | | mcscotland | | May 29 01 |
| | Lets face it, the present game is far too dull. |
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| | Smell-o-meter | | BartJan | | May 29 01 |
| | Know when you smell bad! |
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| | House invasion | | rayfo | | May 29 01 |
| | "Drop down bed" response |
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| | Moratorium on Gerund and Gerund Phrase Movie Titles | | globaltourniquet | | May 29 01 |
| | Some of them are great films -- but come on... Getting Old |
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| | Buttons | | rayfo | | May 29 01 |
| | No-fumble fastening system |
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| | weaving worms | | technobadger | | May 29 01 |
| | train parasitic worms in the art of weaving so they become symbiotic |
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| | Key Catcher | | centauri | | May 29 01 |
| | A device to catch anything that falls through the gap between elevator doors. |
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| | Universal Vehicle Speed Governor | | deacon | | May 29 01 |
| | Yes, you CAN drive 55. |
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| | Wrong-way Tire Damage Spike Protection | | globaltourniquet | | May 29 01 |
| | Severe Tire Damage? Not me, man! |
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| | Packaging | | rayfo | | May 30 01 |
| | De-packagers needed |
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| | catfish brownies | | subpop | | May 30 01 |
| | Mmmmmm, chocolate and seafood! |
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| | Living Bomb | | dsm | | May 30 01 |
| | Become a living military demolitions charge. |
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| | Outdoor CPU Heat Pipe | | dsm | | May 30 01 |
| | Avoid augmenting summer hell with your machine's exhaust. |
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| | White Videotapes | | ejs | | May 30 01 |
| | Videotapes made out of white plastic make label stickers optional |
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| | Company Body-Odour Detector | | Siz | | May 30 01 |
| | Send those steenking colleagues home... |
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| | Nose picking device | | BartJan | | May 30 01 |
| | pick your nose discreet |
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| | Missed Disaster News | | BartJan | | May 30 01 |
| | makes you realize it's not that bad after all |
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| | Pierced Teeth | | melanerpes | | May 30 01 |
| | We love to see you smile. |
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| | Gone-With-The-Wedgy | | BartJan | | May 30 01 |
| | Makes you never have a wedgy again |
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| | "Your mobile phone is vibrating" Alerter | | -alx | | May 30 01 |
| | For when you're not able to tell your phone's vibrating |
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| | Nasal/Nose Hygiene and Nose Picking | | dgeiser13 | | May 30 01 |
| | Move all of the proboscis talk to one category. |
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| | Dog-training | | rayfo | | May 30 01 |
| | A pocket pistol would be handy. |
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| | Spinal Cord Signal Intercept Passthrough | | dsm | | May 30 01 |
| | Sensory port. |
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