| Skateboard | | rayfo | | May 20 01 |
| Skateboards for oldies |
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| Retracting Speed Bumps | | toomuchmike | | May 20 01 |
| Ever been in an ambulance and in a hurry? |
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| Celebrity Browser History | | hippo | | May 21 01 |
| Daytime television show |
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| Treehouse Town | | hippo | | May 21 01 |
| A town built entirely out of treehouses |
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| migrating fruit | | slancaster | | May 21 01 |
| tropical fruit direct from the trees |
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| National Slotterly | | Spidergoat | | May 21 01 |
| An exciting new way to pick lottery numbers |
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| Biscuit crutons | | Spidergoat | | May 21 01 |
| Tea with biscuit crutons |
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| PKZip E-Mail Files | | CasaLoco | | May 21 01 |
| Build Winzip compression into e-mail apps |
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| Orbital Politicians | | Siz | | May 21 01 |
| Upon electing the country's premier - immediately launch him/her + cabinet into space |
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| Identifier Gun | | jurgen | | May 21 01 |
| Mark & Identify Items with Unique Codes |
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| The HB "ConvictedKillerContest" Filter | | globaltourniquet | | May 21 01 |
| Prevent them preemptively |
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| Song and dance | | rayfo | | May 21 01 |
| So old it could be new in schools |
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| Stroller speed governer | | ejs | | May 21 01 |
| Prevent runaway child conveyances. |
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| New Year's Party Limbo/Eliminate Leap Years | | ejs | | May 21 01 |
| Forget Feb. 29! Use that time to PARTY! |
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| Gyroscopic Drill | | ejs | | May 22 01 |
| Spirit levels are not enough |
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| AppsPort | | nick_n_uit | | May 22 01 |
| a new use for MS Passport |
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| Virtual Road Test | | bluerover | | May 22 01 |
| Testing on license renewal |
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| The Mumble-Shits | | benfrost | | May 22 01 |
| Homeless boy/girl band |
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| Amateur's Plastic | | dsm | | May 22 01 |
| Epoxy-like mixing of materials to produce usable plastic |
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| Subscription Underwear | | snarfyguy | | May 22 01 |
| Underwear, socks by subscription |
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| Holonomic Cars | | ejs | | May 22 01 |
| Parallel parking? Three point turns? Backing out of the garage? NO MORE! |
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| Underground 1st Class Compartments | | littlechef | | May 22 01 |
| You Pays More, You Gets Better Service |
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| Lego PDA | | ejs | | May 22 01 |
| Handspring + Cell phone + Lego = Last PDA you'll ever need |
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| self-extinguishing candle | | juliec2 | | May 23 01 |
| candle wick alternates between combustible and non-combustible material |
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| Pop-Up Severe Tire Damage Spikes for Red Light Runners | | ejs | | May 23 01 |
| You don't look like you're in such a hurry now, Mr. Signals-Don't-Apply-To-Me. |
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| Water-Flavored Chewing Gum | | boistmeef | | May 23 01 |
| All the goodness of water in an easy-to-chew form! |
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| Unrelocation_Agency | | gd | | May 23 01 |
| Find a job closer to home and shorten your commute. |
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| Anonymous, Passive-Aggressive Road Rager | | boistmeef | | May 23 01 |
| Vent your frustration without fear of losing your life! |
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| Male Bed Toilet | | HowardMarks | | May 23 01 |
| Relieve yourself without getting up |
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| Procrastination Man | | CoolerKing | | May 23 01 |
| The superhero who's never there in the nick of time |
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| Two-in-one Articulated Cum Double Decker Buses | | mailer_daemon | | May 23 01 |
| Solve 4.8M height barriers and passengers refusing to the back of the bus problems, including safety! |
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| bring back barbapapa | | mihali | | May 23 01 |
| just because |
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| Clockwork- the new power source | | HowardMarks | | May 23 01 |
| run everything off clockwork |
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| Constantly Punching Hands | | The Govenor | | May 23 01 |
| A Cafe where people can meet and punch hands. |
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| Accessible Shoes | | HowardMarks | | May 23 01 |
| Scratch your foot without taking off your shoes |
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| Blood clots | | rayfo | | May 23 01 |
| Pressure bandaging service |
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| The Melanoma | | dgeiser13 | | May 23 01 |
| Striking fear in those of us who have enough sense to use Sunscreen. |
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| Captain Mayonnaise | | globaltourniquet | | May 23 01 |
| (Guess I have to get in on the recent superhero action) |
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| Dead Line | | reensure | | May 23 01 |
| Universal busy line interruption to notify of an important call. |
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| The Half-X Men | | globaltourniquet | | May 23 01 |
| Bring them all together into one unified, rant-appeasing force |
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| Bowlerama Man | | PotatoStew | | May 23 01 |
| The seven-ten doesn't stand a chance. |
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| Lord Seven-Ten | | PotatoStew | | May 23 01 |
| Bowlerama Man's arch enemy |
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| ICML | | angel | | May 24 01 |
| Idiom and Concept Markup Language |
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| modular floating island | | strider | | May 24 01 |
| build floating island with interlocking hexagonal floats |
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| my.halfbakery.com | | strider | | May 24 01 |
| single page to see updates im interested in |
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| Colour Coded Blades | | Spidergoat | | May 24 01 |
| forget your disposable razor head blues (or greens or reds) |
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| Mongorail | | jez_davies | | May 24 01 |
| Missed the last bus...jump aboard |
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| Homesick Umbrella | | Bedford Van | | May 24 01 |
| When all that sun gets too much |
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| Anti-unrequited-love drug | | acb | | May 24 01 |
| Pop one of these and you're over them...for now |
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| Frosted Ramen | | absterge | | May 24 01 |
| Cereal? Soup? Breakfast? Dinner? /FOOD/?? |
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| Reflective Toilet Tissue | | Spidergoat | | May 24 01 |
| So you can pin point the legs on your starish that need attention |
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| The Henchman | | beauxeault | | May 24 01 |
| Every supervillain's right-hand man |
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| piltdown man | | mihali | | May 24 01 |
| goes around pretending to be something he's not |
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| Fridge-light | | rayfo | | May 24 01 |
| COD [compulsive-obsessive disorder] |
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| brake light surrounds | | crunchie | | May 24 01 |
| Ideas to personalize your cars brake lights |
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| Naked Ambition | | acb | | May 24 01 |
| movers and shakers pose (semi-)naked for charity |
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| busy worker | | crunchie | | May 24 01 |
| gadget to make you seem busy at stop lights |
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| refrigerated pillow | | -alx | | May 24 01 |
| pillow with built-in cooling system |
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| The Human Eating Beak | | benfrost | | May 25 01 |
| A device to do away with eating utensils. |
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| Placebo-week Supplements | | daznjonesy | | May 25 01 |
| Replace inert "reminder pills" with something more productive. |
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| Vagina-Jam | | benfrost | | May 25 01 |
| Spread it on your toast |
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| Poo Power | | nick_n_uit | | May 25 01 |
| Burn refuse in place of coal/oil |
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| Double Jetways | | ejs | | May 25 01 |
| Get passengers on and off planes faster |
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| Flat-Plates | | nick_n_uit | | May 25 01 |
| Attaches to monitor and minitower to create a level surface. |
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| Breezeblock Jenga | | -alx | | May 25 01 |
| Like the original, only bigger, heavier and greyer |
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| Pre-Paid Credit Card | | acb | | May 25 01 |
| Fixed amount of credit; for occasional use |
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| handwriting-changing photocopier | | slancaster | | May 25 01 |
| makes it look like you wrote the document |
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| lift/elevator scripts | | slancaster | | May 25 01 |
| sparkling wit as you go up & down |
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| Road speed markings | | aadenny | | May 25 01 |
| Different types of lines on roads to show speed limits. |
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| LaserTV | | budderoo | | May 25 01 |
| Laser TV in real 3D |
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| hydrogen powered boat | | budderoo | | May 25 01 |
| using solar/hydro natural sources |
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| Froghead | | reensure | | May 25 01 |
| Be the taxi driver in the SIMS |
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| hospital snooze sticker | | crunchie | | May 25 01 |
| sign to allow late risers to have a snooze |
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| WIBNI-Man | | globaltourniquet | | May 25 01 |
| Able to leap tall obstacles of science and reality in a single bound |
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| Tri-sketball | | riromero | | May 25 01 |
| Three teams, three baskets and two basketballs. |
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| Last words generator | | -alx | | May 25 01 |
| For when you're stumped for something to die saying |
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| Go out loudly | | absterge | | May 25 01 |
| Shout it from the rooftops, or at least on halfbakery. |
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| Lake of Firesnakes Fun Pool | | Dog Ed | | May 25 01 |
| Dive into a pool where glowing, writhing "snakes" lurk in the depths |
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| The Nowhere League | | deacon | | May 25 01 |
| Why should the Witness Relocation Program have all the fun? |
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| WWJD? Game Show | | ejs | | May 26 01 |
| Let Jesus in and win, win, WIN! |
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| Reading Glasses | | dgeiser13 | | May 26 01 |
| When you want to stay up and read but your SO doesn't. |
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| Underground High-Pressure Prisons | | deacon | | May 26 01 |
| That shaft is one MEAN mother-******. |
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| WIBNI | | deacon | | May 26 01 |
| Gather round, all ye that read a lot of sci-fi. |
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| cake tape | | technobadger | | May 26 01 |
| to save the video |
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| human car wash | | technobadger | | May 26 01 |
| cars have car washes |
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| church of the sacred speed limit | | gryphon | | May 27 01 |
| Self explanatory |
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| "Rainy Night in Georgia" Umbrella | | Dog Ed | | May 27 01 |
| A really useful lighted umbrella |
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| MINT | | thumbwax | | May 27 01 |
| Maybe It's Not Terrific |
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| Toilet-O Clean-O-Matic | | GhostFace Killah | | May 27 01 |
| Motorized Toilet Brush |
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| Reclaimed CO2 | | mhh5 | | May 27 01 |
| For every power generator that emits CO2, build an air condensor to reclaim dry ice... |
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| Ocean-Going Vessel Demolition Derby | | dgeiser13 | | May 27 01 |
| Demolition derby with oil freighters, retiring Navy vessels, etc. |
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| Ogazimatic UnderWear | | GhostFace Killah | | May 27 01 |
| Just don't get them wet! |
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| Two products in one | | mhh5 | | May 27 01 |
| Make a shampoo bottle that is also a dildo... |
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| Parkade stairwell odour eaters | | grackle | | May 27 01 |
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| Solar-powered headlamps | | isknabar | | May 27 01 |
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| Bumper Spikes | | GhostFace Killah | | May 28 01 |
| Protect your cars bumpers. |
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| Spray-on K-Y Lube | | cucaracha | | May 28 01 |
| No mess, no fuss. |
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| Active ozone replacement | | solomungus | | May 28 01 |
| do your bit too save the world etc... |
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| Shower Messenger | | -alx | | May 28 01 |
| Communicate vital messages to people in the shower |
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| Hearing aid | | rayfo | | May 29 01 |
| Wanted: a speech slow-down circuit |
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