| | Ceiling Fan Accident Quarterly | | Ander | | Jun 28 00 |
| | You know they happen. Now read about them. |
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| | Royal Skill-Training Institute | | Ander | | Jun 28 00 |
| | Even royalty needs a purpose. |
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| | Squeedgy | | ponda_baba | | Jun 28 00 |
| | A Washing Company |
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| | cat-cam | | carole | | Jun 28 00 |
| | Discover where your cat goes |
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| | cheap recycleable shoes for the masses of underdeveloped teenage workers of the third world | | spalding | | Jun 28 00 |
| | When life gives you lemons, give up |
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| | Sniper Perch for Modern Office Workspaces | | vincenzo | | Jun 28 00 |
| | So you wanna be a rock superstar, live large, with five cars? |
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| | Custom Cable TV | | smell | | Jun 28 00 |
| | or Satellite. Pay-per-channel plans. Crush Time-Warner Monopoly. |
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| | Sticky situation quartely | | spalding | | Jun 28 00 |
| | the new mens journal (soon to have female counterpart) |
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| | Nuclear Waste Disposal | | ceresian | | Jun 28 00 |
| | Magnetic Rail Gun shoots Nulclear waste at the sun |
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| | Transparent Hair Dye | | bpslob | | Jun 28 00 |
| | colors the hair invisible |
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| | Increase West Coast H2O | | etrigan | | Jun 28 00 |
| | Utilize the Jet Stream to drag water to west coast. |
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| | Reliable UFO Detector | | beauxeault | | Jun 28 00 |
| | Productive employment for the insane. |
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| | License # Car Phone | | MsMija | | Jun 28 00 |
| | Car Speaker Phone by dialing license number only |
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| | Migraine Simulator | | vincenzo | | Jun 28 00 |
| | Ouch , stop that.. Ouch, stop that.. |
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| | chocolate vitamins | | Redbird | | Jun 28 00 |
| | combine chocolate with vitamins for nourishing fun |
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| | Colorform Wallpaper | | bpslob | | Jun 28 00 |
| | Removable, adjustable wall covering |
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| | the dainty fingers chicken wing holder | | juloe | | Jun 28 00 |
| | for the discriminating chicken wing enthusiast |
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| | Road Rage Signs | | bebe525252 | | Jun 28 00 |
| | don't waste energy on raising that finger! show them a sign! |
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| | "The Clapper" Hearing Aid | | land | | Jun 29 00 |
| | Never lose the blasted thing again. |
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| | queueing | | egnor | | Jun 29 00 |
| | Fair queueing systems. |
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| | Bed fan | | bigyell | | Jun 29 00 |
| | Fan in foot of bed to blow air under sheets. |
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| | olympic events | | pevins | | Jun 29 00 |
| | A new olympic sport - stone skipping |
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| | olympic events2 | | pevins | | Jun 29 00 |
| | Another olympic event - sock sliding |
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| | urinals | | pevins | | Jun 29 00 |
| | more interesting urinals for men's room in bars |
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| | lego jello | | pevins | | Jun 29 00 |
| | lego jello |
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| | personalized post cards | | pevins | | Jun 29 00 |
| | Polaroid post-cards |
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| | Phone as Implant | | agsieber | | Jun 29 00 |
| | Mobile |
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| | Dinosaur Island Tycoon | | mrkillboy | | Jun 29 00 |
| | Like Rollercoaster Tycoon or Theme Park but with dinosaurs. |
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| | Commercials Listed In TV guides | | ponda_baba | | Jun 29 00 |
| | What's the point of channel hopping when loads of channels show commercials at the same time? |
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| | The Ultimate Job Rotation | | piff_trees | | Jun 29 00 |
| | Try Something Different for a Week or Two!! |
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| | Drunken Slur Translator | | bpslob | | Jun 29 00 |
| | converts unintelligible drunk talk into proper language |
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| | Chest Hair Club for Men | | bpslob | | Jun 29 00 |
| | artificial follicles for bare-chested men |
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| | Automatic drink fetcher | | MrTheRich | | Jun 29 00 |
| | Get your beer from the bar without getting up |
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| | Red Bull Chewing Gum | | Jack | | Jun 29 00 |
| | Chewable Insomnia! |
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| | semi-invisibility suit | | WRDRMR | | Jun 29 00 |
| | miniature video cameras worn as a suit |
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| | Vibrating Tampons | | Jack | | Jun 29 00 |
| | Make it THAT time of the month. |
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| | tropical vacation - forever! | | juloe | | Jun 29 00 |
| | use uninhabited islands as prisons |
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| | baseball | | Juliec | | Jun 29 00 |
| | Batters run either way |
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| | Random direction chooser | | fleasting | | Jun 29 00 |
| | Get help when feeling like getting lost |
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| | Automatic Restaurant Table | | blahginger | | Jun 29 00 |
| | Table input device that allows you to make out your order yourself... |
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| | passenger-side ATM machine | | julien | | Jun 29 00 |
| | An ATM to your left and an ATM on your right. |
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| | automated food canner | | Gaelianna | | Jun 29 00 |
| | sensors monitor canner's heat,pressure & time so you can go do other things |
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| | Metal Detecting Shoes | | JT | | Jun 29 00 |
| | Finds change while you're walking/jogging... |
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| | Wake-Up Pills | | JT | | Jun 29 00 |
| | Help you wake up from those short-sleep nights... |
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| | SRC2000 | | warped1974 | | Jun 30 00 |
| | YOU NEED THIS! |
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| | Radio Umbrella | | JT | | Jun 30 00 |
| | Singin' in the rain... |
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| | Insanity cover-ups | | fleasting | | Jun 30 00 |
| | Ideas for the everyday wacko who doesn't want to appear too conspicuous |
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| | RF Goggles | | land | | Jun 30 00 |
| | Locate and identify RF sources visually |
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| | States' Rights.(rites??) | | medicinehorse | | Jun 30 00 |
| | A solution to the Texas problem... |
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| | Automatic Commuter Waker | | MrTheRich | | Jun 30 00 |
| | A device for waking sleeping commuters before they miss their destination |
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| | Modern Day Gladiatorial Event | | mrkillboy | | Jun 30 00 |
| | Think World Championship Wrestling meets Russell Crowe Movie |
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| | Blair Witch Game Show | | mrkillboy | | Jun 30 00 |
| | Like "Survivor" but better. |
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| | "Change it" Mobile / Remote | | MrTheRich | | Jun 30 00 |
| | Use your Mobile as a remote |
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| | food from sunlight | | fleasting | | Jun 30 00 |
| | hey, plants do it, why not us? |
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| | AirBagz(tm) for Clothing | | DrBob | | Jun 30 00 |
| | No more nasty scrapes when you fall over |
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| | Towed | | blahginger | | Jun 30 00 |
| | Photo Essay of People who just discovered their car was towed |
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| | # of outstanding packets indicator | | supercat | | Jun 30 00 |
| | Shows whether dialup-connection packets are vanishing into the aether |
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| | Stop signaling aliens! | | beauxeault | | Jun 30 00 |
| | Are we "killing them softly with our songs?" |
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| | bamboo bacon stretcher | | hadji | | Jun 30 00 |
| | funky-curly bacon… no more! |
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| | doctor toilet | | gilest | | Jun 30 00 |
| | medical advice at your convenience |
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| | travel stroller | | kittymeow | | Jun 30 00 |
| | stroller that's lightweight and folds up into backpack |
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| | B&W camera | | beauxeault | | Jun 30 00 |
| | WYSIWYG preview for black & white photographers. |
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| | Transparent Nosepicker | | jeanlucp | | Jun 30 00 |
| | Picking device that no one can see |
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| | Class Action Traffic Jam | | blahginger | | Jun 30 00 |
| | Sue those people you are rubbernecking at |
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| | sexy car coffee machine | | spark | | Jun 30 00 |
| | keep your caffeine hot and steamy all ride long |
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| | Annual Hate Week | | ps | | Jul 01 00 |
| | So that we can live peacefully the rest of the year... |
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| | frozen toast | | chazz3 | | Jul 01 00 |
| | Quick breakfast treat |
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| | Built-in sex amplifier | | velvetknight | | Jul 01 00 |
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| | Who Wants to be a Millionaire? (X-Treme Version) | | mrkillboy | | Jul 01 00 |
| | Mix the current format with good old hooliganism. |
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| | Calculators | | Vernon | | Jul 01 00 |
| | Highly capable solar-powered calculators |
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| | SCSI controllers | | Vernon | | Jul 01 00 |
| | really smart SCSI controllers |
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| | Enhanced Brake Lights 2 | | LunaCity | | Jul 01 00 |
| | Reverse High Beams |
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| | adjustable polarising sunglasses | | mrkillboy | | Jul 01 00 |
| | Polarising glasses that DON'T work automatically. |
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| | Scented Diapers | | purehyde | | Jul 01 00 |
| | add pine scented air fresheners (car type) |
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| | recyclable landfill | | fleasting | | Jul 01 00 |
| | separate all garbage back into its constituent elements |
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| | golfowling | | fleasting | | Jul 01 00 |
| | golf + bowling, duh |
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| | Car Alarms | | Bradw | | Jul 02 00 |
| | more effective means for attention |
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| | Beer pills | | michael | | Jul 02 00 |
| | Pop pills and get drunk. |
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| | Mobile Pub | | DrBob | | Jul 02 00 |
| | Enjoy more quality drinking time |
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| | TVP BLT | | reensure | | Jul 02 00 |
| | microwavable cold vegetables made of Textured Vegetable Protein |
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| | lullaby pillow | | qleoca | | Jul 02 00 |
| | pillow that humms your favourite melodies |
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| | pre-written diary | | qleoca | | Jul 02 00 |
| | self-explanatory name |
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| | oasis kit | | qleoca | | Jul 03 00 |
| | easy to pack, easy to put together |
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| | remote phone | | motorman | | Jul 03 00 |
| | univeral tv remote/cordless phone |
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| | new money | | fleasting | | Jul 03 00 |
| | same color different faces |
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| | anonymous proxying/caching network | | erik | | Jul 03 00 |
| | surf the net anonymously: never look for proxy servers again |
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| | ideas recorder | | brutus | | Jul 03 00 |
| | something to keep you from forgetting |
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| | Automobile Paint Ball | | MadGrl | | Jul 03 00 |
| | Warn other drivers of bad motorists |
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| | Dehydrated Water | | Lemon | | Jul 03 00 |
| | No, not the old joke. This is Powdered Instant Mineral Water |
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| | The Car Coaster | | ChachieWawa | | Jul 03 00 |
| | Drink/Car saver. |
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| | LCD windows for cars | | yaelnoam | | Jul 03 00 |
| | "LCD windows for cars" |
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| | bio alarm clock | | yaelnoam | | Jul 03 00 |
| | "bio sensetive alarm clock" |
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| | Exer-net | | FakeGreenDress | | Jul 03 00 |
| | Keep web addicts in shape. |
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| | Mirrored contact lenses | | hippo | | Jul 04 00 |
| | Cool contact lenses |
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| | Bio-book | | yomarkos | | Jul 04 00 |
| | Encode books in DNA |
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| | NutriBooze | | yomarkos | | Jul 04 00 |
| | Fortify beverage alcohol with vitamins and other nutrients. |
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| | G*O*D | | yomarkos | | Jul 04 00 |
| | G*O*D synthesized, better than Soma |
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| | Automatic Opinion Polls | | DrBob | | Jul 04 00 |
| | Ensures that your opinion is always registered |
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| | warning servers | | fleasting | | Jul 05 00 |
| | spread common sense throughout the land |
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| | Flight-Sim Fighter Planes | | beauxeault | | Jul 05 00 |
| | Why expose fighter pilots to battle? |
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