| | Mental floss | | oasissteve | | Jul 24 00 |
| | The fastest way to mental health |
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| | anti-trachoma goggles | | hedley | | Jul 24 00 |
| | cheap plastic-film goggles to keep flies off eyes |
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| | Cellphone radio telescope | | hippo | | Jul 24 00 |
| | Use cellphones as a very large array radio telescope |
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| | Gambling ATM | | ccaamgw | | Jul 24 00 |
| | Automated Teller Machines with Gambling facilities |
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| | Pint Glass Beer Belt | | ccaamgw | | Jul 24 00 |
| | Carry back those eight pints of beer from the bar in one trip |
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| | Pocket Excuse Generator | | Uncle J | | Jul 24 00 |
| | Never get caught out again with the Pocket Excuse Generator |
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| | Feedback burners | | rmutt | | Jul 24 00 |
| | Stove that knows when to quit |
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| | List of Half-Bakers and Their Ideas | | eagle | | Jul 24 00 |
| | An organized list of the half-bakery account holders. |
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| | Can't Vote for Your Own Idea | | eagle | | Jul 24 00 |
| | Keep account holders from voting for/against their own ideas. |
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| | Mood Contact Lenses | | amadeus | | Jul 24 00 |
| | Thermochromatic Eye-worn lenses |
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| | Karaoke Movie | | centauri | | Jul 25 00 |
| | When you and your friends know a movie all too well. |
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| | No personal URLs | | QuadAlpha | | Jul 25 00 |
| | Search engine which can separate the personal homepages |
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| | Half a Word Game | | beauxeault | | Jul 25 00 |
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| | Street Bop | | syost | | Jul 25 00 |
| | Bop music expressly for street performance |
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| | car radio | | dave | | Jul 25 00 |
| | Get your hometown stations when traveling |
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| | Darwinian brain cell theory | | syost | | Jul 25 00 |
| | Kill the weak brain cells before you need to think |
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| | surveillance | | jayeye | | Jul 25 00 |
| | free camera/tv in exchange for surveillance. |
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| | Blank Bumper-Sticker Paper | | eagle | | Jul 25 00 |
| | Would fit a standard ink-jet / laser printer. |
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| | Programmable Ouija (tm) Board | | Ander | | Jul 26 00 |
| | An Ouija Board that can spell out pre-programmed messages |
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| | fragrant paint | | rikbie | | Jul 26 00 |
| | Paint that has a pleasant smell |
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| | U-Pick Cattle Ranch | | Ander | | Jul 26 00 |
| | Finally, meat-eaters get to harvest their own food, too |
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| | Clapping Lamps | | Ander | | Jul 26 00 |
| | Lamps that make you feel famous and/or appreciated |
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| | Bar-Coded Menus | | Ander | | Jul 26 00 |
| | Ideal for travelers |
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| | Paintball Hunting | | Ander | | Jul 26 00 |
| | For hunters who are in it for sport, not cruelty |
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| | Cigarette Air-Bags | | Ander | | Jul 26 00 |
| | An overdue safety device |
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| | Self-Cleaning Cat Boxes | | Ander | | Jul 26 00 |
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| | Drive-Through Heart Bypass Surgery | | Ander | | Jul 26 00 |
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| | Resumes For People Who Don't Really Want The Job | | Ander | | Jul 26 00 |
| | Resumes have been too serious for too long. It's time to have some fun with them. |
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| | Adjusted Accounting of Drug-Bust Values | | Ander | | Jul 26 00 |
| | Maybe the answer is a bit less sensationalism |
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| | Relationship-O-Meter | | Ander | | Jul 26 00 |
| | Baffled by your partner's mood swings? Let's level the playing field |
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| | Automatically Stylish Clothing | | Ander | | Jul 26 00 |
| | You know---imitating other people shows how cool you are, or something |
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| | Real Pillbox Hats | | Ander | | Jul 26 00 |
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| | Traffic Seashells | | Ander | | Jul 26 00 |
| | A natural urban equivalent |
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| | Reverse Lawyers | | Ander | | Jul 26 00 |
| | Lawyers who try to lose your case for you |
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| | Wave to the Workers | | syost | | Jul 26 00 |
| | Interact with the folks in the sweat shops |
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| | Fishties | | dingleb | | Jul 26 00 |
| | Neckties that smell like fish |
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| | Gravity Waves | | Vernon | | Jul 26 00 |
| | Production of Gravity Waves for Communications and Propulsion Purposes |
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| | Make Funky Glasses Out Of CD's | | eagle | | Jul 26 00 |
| | Add on ear straps, and Viola!! (or Cello!!) |
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| | HTTP symbol | | QuadAlpha | | Jul 27 00 |
| | A symbol for HTTP:// |
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| | briefcomputer | | Scott_D | | Jul 27 00 |
| | briefcase sized computer |
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| | WWW pronunciation | | Lemon | | Jul 27 00 |
| | A concise way of pronouncing WWW in the English language. |
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| | Questionable 'Net | | MrJoe | | Jul 27 00 |
| | Seperate Internet for objectionable material |
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| | Lightsaber Steak Knives | | fatamericanpig | | Jul 27 00 |
| | "Use the force . . . to cook!" |
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| | Vernon's Site | | bear | | Jul 27 00 |
| | A second website for Vernon to post his musings on. |
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| | dumb rocks | | jplummer | | Jul 28 00 |
| | Effective space-based weapons without the heavy environmental production cost of nukes |
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| | Constant Dictaphone | | QuadAlpha | | Jul 28 00 |
| | Personal Dictaphones that are always running |
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| | National Porn Service | | ccaamgw | | Jul 28 00 |
| | Speed up the internet by removing the need to use it to access pornography |
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| | Observations on votes | | syost | | Jul 28 00 |
| | All TV ideas have postive votes; all philosophy ideas have negative votes. |
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| | Offsite Disk Farm | | dominus | | Jul 28 00 |
| | Keep a backup copy of all your files in case of fire |
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| | Sports Event Futures | | dominus | | Jul 28 00 |
| | Let the market decide what the odds are |
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| | no-battery alarm clock | | rayfo | | Jul 28 00 |
| | Scoot an alarm clock to wind it up |
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| | Palm HalfBakery Portal | | amadeus | | Jul 29 00 |
| | A small palm app that allows you to record halfbaked ideas anywhere, anytime. |
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| | Cuckoo in the Copier | | rayfo | | Jul 29 00 |
| | Instantaneous pre-printing |
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| | No battery smoke detectors | | fence | | Jul 30 00 |
| | detector plugs in with rechargable battery |
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| | WardenWatcher | | kerryc | | Jul 30 00 |
| | monitors environment, warns owner of imminent parking fine |
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| | Parking Space Increaser | | thumbwax | | Jul 31 00 |
| | "Padded Hydraulic Battering Ram with Backup Winch" |
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| | Fishsaber | | Jim | | Jul 31 00 |
| | Relatively harmless lightsaber made from a fish |
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| | Better Eyeballs | | fence | | Jul 31 00 |
| | Eyes pop out of sockets |
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| | Clothes Washer and Dryer | | fence | | Jul 31 00 |
| | Washes the clothes AND dries them |
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| | dialcat.com | | ofersh | | Jul 31 00 |
| | site where cats can talk to other cats via PC-to-phone link |
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| | Instant Nose Bleed | | ofersh | | Jul 31 00 |
| | on demand nose bleeds that include hidden trigger |
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| | The Groundhog Day Device | | fatamericanpig | | Jul 31 00 |
| | “"Oops! . . . I did it again." |
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| | Sheep Prostitution | | ofersh | | Jul 31 00 |
| | pimping sheep as a cost-effective means of sexual gratification |
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| | GPS delivery | | ofersh | | Jul 31 00 |
| | products are not delivered to your home, but rather to you, a GPS-carrying individual |
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| | Digital camera with wireless broadcast | | Jim | | Jul 31 00 |
| | Place camera anywhere & have it send pictures to your computer |
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| | rent-a-pet | | ofersh | | Jul 31 00 |
| | service that rents pets to customers for a variety of time periods |
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| | BC Patch Underwear | | kiggs | | Aug 01 00 |
| | Disposable underwear that contains a birth control patch. |
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| | Instant Male Orgasm | | ofersh | | Aug 01 00 |
| | a small discharge of non-toxic fluid that can be release upon demand |
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| | Man-eating Chickens | | fatamericanpig | | Aug 01 00 |
| | “"Give me a 30 piece bucket of thermonuclear buffalo arms." |
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| | Propaganda Machine | | thumbwax | | Aug 01 00 |
| | "Spews forth Rhetoric" |
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| | Mobile Phone Brain Implant | | fatamericanpig | | Aug 01 00 |
| | “"300 free off-peak minutes for your thoughts." |
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| | Reminder Alarm Clock | | robearz | | Aug 02 00 |
| | Alarm displays the reminder message you type |
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| | TV Bible | | thumbwax | | Aug 02 00 |
| | Allows you to be at church and watch the game |
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| | Theatre Concession | | zenji | | Aug 02 00 |
| | Put Raisinettes and Goobers in the same box |
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| | space breeding | | dja | | Aug 02 00 |
| | Send organic matter into space and maybe kick off life somewhere |
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| | Voice Activated Internet | | dja | | Aug 02 00 |
| | In car, voice controlled/feedback internet access |
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| | Legal Management Organization | | Uncle Nutsy | | Aug 02 00 |
| | Control spiraling legal costs! |
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| | eyeglasses | | mary | | Aug 02 00 |
| | stare misdirector |
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| | Symbiotic Cloroplasts | | stoweboyd | | Aug 02 00 |
| | Genetically engineer cloroplasts to live symbiotically in human skin |
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| | Living Tattoo Weight Loss Program | | Uncle Nutsy | | Aug 02 00 |
| | Lose weight while looking avant garde! |
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| | Restaurant Reservation Service | | Antimatter | | Aug 03 00 |
| | A service that makes (in person) restaurant reservations at restaurants that don't take reservations |
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| | Telemarketing Law | | fence | | Aug 03 00 |
| | Law requiring telemarketers to ask permission first |
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| | Desynchronizer | | reensure | | Aug 03 00 |
| | Cruise control override that works at any speed |
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| | RAMA Objects | | CButts | | Aug 03 00 |
| | Looking for RAMA objects |
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| | Dish-maintenance cabinets | | absterge | | Aug 03 00 |
| | Store, Eat, Swap, Wash, Repeat |
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| | beeping glasses | | Malakh | | Aug 03 00 |
| | glasses for those with truly bad vision |
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| | euro hosiery | | thumbwax | | Aug 04 00 |
| | Legs been westernized? Look European in Seconds! |
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| | 0900-STATIONCALL | | rrr | | Aug 04 00 |
| | listeners make their own stationcall |
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| | Pro-Celebrity Boxing | | darsy | | Aug 04 00 |
| | Queensbury Rules and all |
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| | Pootsicle | | Belly | | Aug 04 00 |
| | The frozen lolly that helps relieve trapped wind |
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| | Weigh your own head | | darsy | | Aug 04 00 |
| | ...without removing it. |
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| | Cure for the "Ring of Fire" | | darsy | | Aug 04 00 |
| | The "morning after" solution for Chilli-heads |
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| | Tele-marketer Revealer | | fatamericanpig | | Aug 04 00 |
| | “"Can I interest you in a low rate credit card?" "NO! I’m eating dinner!" |
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| | Internet Book Database | | centauri | | Aug 04 00 |
| | Or "IBDB," for short. |
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| | helium speaker | | Testy | | Aug 05 00 |
| | verTical Tube of helium wiTh a speaker on Top |
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| | heaTed keyboard | | Testy | | Aug 05 00 |
| | gloves and Typing donT mix |
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| | Cardboard Furniture | | Gonzo | | Aug 05 00 |
| | Make a house look lived in when selling |
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| | Time dilation | | loneranger | | Aug 05 00 |
| | See in to the past |
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| | eBay WANTED section | | Jim | | Aug 05 00 |
| | Place an ad for something you want, as well as being able to sell stuff. |
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| | The Great Equalizer Road Test | | thumbwax | | Aug 05 00 |
| | "If you can drive it just as God [The Great Equalizer] intended it, it's yours" |
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