| | Pretzel Beer Can | | pnewp | | Jan 30 01 |
| | Beer which is served in a container made of pretzel. | | Feb 19 01 |
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| | Slumber Thumber | | Vance | | Jan 31 01 |
| | Hitchhike your way to dreamland with milk, curd, and chamomile. | | Oct 03 01 |
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| | Ultimate Mint Sauce | | Vance | | Jan 31 01 |
| | A sauce so minty you get frostbite in your mouth. | | Dec 26 02 |
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| | Contractually Enforceable Campaign Promises | | sirrobin | | Jan 31 01 |
| | If they promise you the world, make them give it to you. | | Mar 24 09 |
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| | rollerbin | | technobadger | | Jan 31 01 |
| | a green fly tip | | Feb 02 01 |
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| | Duelin' Donuts | | darth_smoothies | | Jan 31 01 |
| | The good-times breakfast eatery with a catchy gimmick | | May 16 02 |
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| | Dud Cart Lane | | rmutt | | Jan 31 01 |
| | Place to put broken shopping carts. | | Mar 11 08 |
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| | ExpandoPops! | | nanomid | | Feb 01 01 |
| | Vacuum packed cereal that hardens in milk! | | Oct 07 03 |
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| | Medical Insurance for Cars | | mwburden | | Feb 01 01 |
| | Pays for repairs that aren't accident related | | Mar 08 02 |
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| | I Hate Jacksonville | | pnewp | | Feb 01 01 |
| | Those damn bast*rds... | | Jun 14 06 |
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| | Windshield Defroster | | Vecini | | Feb 01 01 |
| | Defrost your windshield as easily as your rear window! | | May 29 02 |
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| | Active Paint | | td | | Feb 02 01 |
| | The writing on the wall is for your eyes only. | | Oct 02 06 |
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| | Brain-O™ Brain Cleaner | | FakeGreenDress | | Feb 02 01 |
| | Clear your mind for important knowledge. | | Feb 02 01 |
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| | Disposable bathtub liner | | sin | | Feb 02 01 |
| | Never clean the bathtub again | | Jan 29 04 |
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| | Cube Cutties Cleanup Service | | sin | | Feb 02 01 |
| | Never live with a dirty cube again | | Feb 08 02 |
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| | Better information from tax forms | | beland | | Feb 02 01 |
| | Auto-notify people what government services they qualify for | | Oct 04 04 |
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| | SpinBallCoaster | | Wes | | Feb 02 01 |
| | roller coaster ride with every axis left free to spin | | Jul 22 07 |
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| | Karaoke Tilt | | ofersh | | Feb 03 01 |
| | Offing the off-key . . . | | Feb 03 01 |
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| | Photographer's Proof Picture Frame | | supercat | | Feb 03 01 |
| | An alternative to letting out printed proofs | | Mar 15 01 |
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| | "Noise reductor" | | nema | | Feb 03 01 |
| | device to keep volume level steady on your TV | | Aug 18 02 |
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| | grocery aisle "smash-in" | | lee | | Feb 03 01 |
| | Protest all those displays that stick out in your way | | Feb 15 02 |
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| | time travel | | ugly_kid | | Feb 04 01 |
| | the speed of time? | | Jan 16 02 |
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| | STOMP™aerobics | | nick_n_uit | | Feb 04 01 |
| | a workout video series made by the cast of STOMP™ | | May 25 01 |
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| | Textbooks on Tape | | nick_n_uit | | Feb 04 01 |
| | Extend the Book-on-Tape concept beyond best-sellers. | | Jun 17 03 |
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| | Sports "radar" window | | supercat | | Feb 04 01 |
| | Show position of all players and ball/puck/whatever | | Feb 07 02 |
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| | Apollo Day | | sirrobin | | Feb 04 01 |
| | A new public holiday. | | Jul 11 14 |
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| | Kaptain Kosher | | [ sctld ] | | Feb 04 01 |
| | The Jewish Super Hero | | Jul 24 02 |
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| | Big Wheels | | lunatic567 | | Feb 04 01 |
| | Can't crash with BIG Wheels! | | Nov 12 03 |
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| | Progressive MP3s | | Jim | | Feb 04 01 |
| | So you don't lose the end of downloaded songs. | | Sep 10 01 |
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| | streetlight motion detector | | egnor | | Feb 04 01 |
| | turn on only when needed | | Oct 06 04 |
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| | Double-use holidays | | hello_c | | Feb 04 01 |
| | And on Groundhog Day, you rotate your tires. | | Mar 26 09 |
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| | Home Icehouse | | Vance | | Feb 05 01 |
| | Maintain an economical ice inventory. | | Feb 11 09 |
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| | Afro-Canadian Milk | | Vance | | Feb 05 01 |
| | Let Africa teach us to enjoy the blood of kine. | | Apr 13 15 |
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| | False Gohan | | Vance | | Feb 05 01 |
| | It is fake white rice in the service of the Japanese dieter. | | Feb 20 04 |
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| | Foul Water | | Vance | | Feb 05 01 |
| | Fetid pond water made safe and potable with gamma radiation. | | Sep 07 07 |
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| | Corn Eggs | | Vance | | Feb 05 01 |
| | As the corn ear has many, so may the egg ear have many. | | Jun 16 05 |
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| | chocolate covered nitrogen | | gnormal | | Feb 05 01 |
| | candys: hollow chocolates, but the hollow is filled with nitrogen | | Aug 10 06 |
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| | single station transistor radio | | gnormal | | Feb 05 01 |
| | cheap transistor radio given away as radio station promos | | Nov 03 15 |
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| | chernoff face stock screens | | gnormal | | Feb 05 01 |
| | a face gives you more info, more quickly than 10 graphs | | Feb 21 01 |
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| | Pinhole contacts | | hippo | | Feb 05 01 |
| | Opaque contact lenses with tiny pinholes in them | | Jul 07 11 |
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| | Phone Mast Art | | Mickey the Fish | | Feb 05 01 |
| | New space for public monumental art | | Feb 05 01 |
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| | Exoticuts | | archer7 | | Feb 05 01 |
| | Get your hair cut by a nude woman | | Aug 26 04 |
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| | interactive jumpsuit | | d-eschew | | Feb 05 01 |
| | A wired jumpsuit designed to carry on conversations with people when you're too tired to. | | Jan 20 03 |
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| | pain unit | | gnormal | | Feb 05 01 |
| | a unit for the measurement of pain | | Apr 18 02 |
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| | Jack-in-the-Box toaster | | beauxeault | | Feb 05 01 |
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| | Electricity | | kpatten | | Feb 05 01 |
| | Power Plants near dairy farms. | | Nov 15 12 |
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| | full name as RL moniker | | gnormal | | Feb 05 01 |
| | lets all call each other by our first AND last names, at least in real life | | Feb 04 02 |
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| | fleshball | | gnormal | | Feb 05 01 |
| | toy/pet ball made of living human skin tissue | | Oct 17 04 |
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| | 2x translating browser | | beauxeault | | Feb 05 01 |
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| | Random Soda | | pnewp | | Feb 05 01 |
| | Pick a button and see what you get! | | Feb 21 04 |
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| | fitness bootcamp for real | | gnormal | | Feb 05 01 |
| | real bootcamp with a real drill sargeant gets you in shape for sure | | Aug 19 05 |
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| | make money while you excercise | | gnormal | | Feb 05 01 |
| | moonlight at the excercise moving company | | May 17 06 |
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| | Somebody Bottle Me! | | darth_smoothies | | Feb 05 01 |
| | Same deal as "Calgon take me away" but with more violence | | Mar 12 23 |
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| | penis extender for discreet urination | | gnormal | | Feb 05 01 |
| | a tube runs down one pantleg so you need only stand with nonchalance over a sewer or patch of weeds | | Oct 07 07 |
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| | TV-style Graphics program | | mommadillo | | Feb 06 01 |
| | Picture editing software using a TV-style interface | | May 27 05 |
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| | Kleptoburger | | Vance | | Feb 06 01 |
| | The fast food that you THINK you're stealing. | | Dec 09 02 |
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| | Featherweight Furniture | | rayhill | | Feb 06 01 |
| | Featherweight Furniture / Easy Lifting Furniture | | Jun 05 02 |
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| | Defibrillating Alarm Clock | | LittleBitONothing | | Feb 06 01 |
| | Never sleep through your alarm clock again! | | Jun 11 01 |
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| | overlossed | | grover | | Feb 06 01 |
| | sometimes we have too much not enough | | Feb 06 01 |
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| | Autoloading toothbrush | | tenebrius | | Feb 06 01 |
| | Toothpaste in toothbrush handle, squeeze trigger on handle to load bristles | | May 09 06 |
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| | Thanksgiving | | juliec2 | | Feb 06 01 |
| | Change date of Thanksgiving | | Jul 11 01 |
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| | Implanted Glory Device | | dsm | | Feb 06 01 |
| | Voluntarily cause one's head to explode, at any time. | | Feb 09 01 |
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| | Survivor 4: Gilligan's Island | | bluefloyd | | Feb 06 01 |
| | Wuill YOU be the last standing on this 'Three Hour Tour??' | | Feb 06 01 |
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| | Banjo Man | | bluefloyd | | Feb 06 01 |
| | "that banjo hitter, that uptown critter- Banjo Man.." | | Mar 26 06 |
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| | Large Cooling Stones | | Vance | | Feb 07 01 |
| | Flavorless stones cool your beverage. | | Mar 22 07 |
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| | Vinegar Tendons | | Vance | | Feb 07 01 |
| | Your dog does it; now YOU do it. | | Oct 03 06 |
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| | Glass Gourd | | Vance | | Feb 07 01 |
| | Serve beverages in a gourd made of glass. | | Feb 07 01 |
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| | Gamma Ray Toaster Oven | | Vance | | Feb 07 01 |
| | Purify your food while you toast it. | | Jan 14 04 |
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| | Analog Button | | trentd | | Feb 07 01 |
| | Get more humanlike responses from machines | | Nov 14 05 |
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| | Automatic Flag | | pnewp | | Feb 07 01 |
| | A flag can be raised and lowered by the sun... | | Sep 09 06 |
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| | Layered Waffle Treat | | Vance | | Feb 07 01 |
| | Ice cream layered between rounds of waffle-cone material. | | Feb 28 06 |
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| | EVERYTHING in moderation | | gnormal | | Feb 07 01 |
| | do everything a little bit instead of some selected things in a limited way | | Feb 04 09 |
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| | Semi-Domesticated Boar Disposal System | | Vance | | Feb 07 01 |
| | A boar is a kind of hog that will eat your food scraps | | Apr 18 07 |
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| | Tipuét | | gnormal | | Feb 07 01 |
| | This is possible under existing technology. | | Feb 09 01 |
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| | Tonicstring© Bodyfloss | | gnormal | | Feb 07 01 |
| | Thread yourself by passing a 30ft Tonicstring© through your digestive tract | | Jun 20 03 |
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| | fragger virus | | gnormal | | Feb 07 01 |
| | begins harmlessly fragging the user's drive | | Sep 23 03 |
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| | valve stems | | ronbo | | Feb 07 01 |
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| | Marasquitos | | bristolz | | Feb 07 01 |
| | Marasquitos. The Maraschino Cherries With A Bite! | | Oct 07 06 |
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| | Pet Translator | | trentd | | Feb 08 01 |
| | Your pet will now talk to you as never before | | May 26 08 |
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| | Back Alley Brown Rice Hell Hole | | Vance | | Feb 08 01 |
| | Organic cuisine for crack adicts and connoisseurs alike | | Oct 23 07 |
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| | Cocoa Dust Pixie Stix(tm) | | Vance | | Feb 08 01 |
| | Instead of mere sour sugar, pure cocoa dust | | Feb 14 01 |
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| | Disposable Rolex | | d-eschew | | Feb 08 01 |
| | The look of a Rolex, the value of a Swatch | | Oct 04 04 |
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| | Nose Picker | | d-eschew | | Feb 08 01 |
| | Just like a back scratcher except it's for your nose. | | Oct 02 11 |
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| | Roasted chestnuts citywide | | d-eschew | | Feb 08 01 |
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| | Make McDonald's Employees Smile | | d-eschew | | Feb 08 01 |
| | The smile is in their advertising but not on their pouty faces. | | Oct 29 15 |
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| | Is Seattle's Best Coffee really Seattle's Best Coffee? | | d-eschew | | Feb 08 01 |
| | Let's all find out. | | Feb 04 02 |
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| | 8 months in a year | | Susen | | Feb 08 01 |
| | ....and five free days of fun! | | Aug 25 06 |
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| | An online barber | | d-eschew | | Feb 08 01 |
| | Click click, snip snip | | Feb 06 04 |
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| | Ultrasonic Knife | | Vance | | Feb 08 01 |
| | Tenderizes and destroys while you cut | | Apr 03 02 |
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| | School tax laws... | | Susen | | Feb 08 01 |
| | ....tax people by the number of children they have... | | Jan 23 08 |
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| | WhoreFinder | | adm | | Feb 08 01 |
| | Locates whores in local area. | | Oct 05 04 |
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| | Shorten the White House lawn | | d-eschew | | Feb 08 01 |
| | It's too expansive | | Feb 24 04 |
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| | Chess Skateboard | | yam | | Feb 08 01 |
| | A skateboard that doubles as a chess board! | | Jun 28 04 |
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| | Disposable Designer Mu-Mus | | darth_smoothies | | Feb 08 01 |
| | For the person who doesnt want to sacrifice comfort for style... | | Jan 23 02 |
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| | Egg Launcher | | d-eschew | | Feb 08 01 |
| | Bike-based contraption launches eggs at passing houses, people or cars | | Aug 21 02 |
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| | Start asking the Homeless for Money | | d-eschew | | Feb 08 01 |
| | A twist of events for victims of today's economic downturn | | Jul 10 03 |
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| | New Deodorants | | gilligan | | Feb 09 01 |
| | Why smell like musk when you can smell like fresh muffins? | | Feb 01 06 |
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| | Preening Shrimp | | galactus | | Feb 09 01 |
| | Air-breathing preening shrimp | | Jun 06 01 |
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| | Boiler-therm | | iain2 | | Feb 09 01 |
| | Aids the procurement of non-boilers | | Feb 09 01 |
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| | Autonomous PeterSealy Machine | | macm | | Feb 09 01 |
| | Cut that long wait for the first annotation... | | May 02 01 |
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