| | Pretzel Beer Can | | pnewp | | Jan 30 01 |
| | Beer which is served in a container made of pretzel. |
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| | Slumber Thumber | | Vance | | Jan 31 01 |
| | Hitchhike your way to dreamland with milk, curd, and chamomile. |
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| | Ultimate Mint Sauce | | Vance | | Jan 31 01 |
| | A sauce so minty you get frostbite in your mouth. |
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| | Contractually Enforceable Campaign Promises | | sirrobin | | Jan 31 01 |
| | If they promise you the world, make them give it to you. |
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| | rollerbin | | technobadger | | Jan 31 01 |
| | a green fly tip |
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| | Duelin' Donuts | | darth_smoothies | | Jan 31 01 |
| | The good-times breakfast eatery with a catchy gimmick |
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| | Dud Cart Lane | | rmutt | | Jan 31 01 |
| | Place to put broken shopping carts. |
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| | ExpandoPops! | | nanomid | | Feb 01 01 |
| | Vacuum packed cereal that hardens in milk! |
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| | Medical Insurance for Cars | | mwburden | | Feb 01 01 |
| | Pays for repairs that aren't accident related |
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| | I Hate Jacksonville | | pnewp | | Feb 01 01 |
| | Those damn bast*rds... |
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| | Windshield Defroster | | Vecini | | Feb 01 01 |
| | Defrost your windshield as easily as your rear window! |
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| | Active Paint | | td | | Feb 02 01 |
| | The writing on the wall is for your eyes only. |
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| | Brain-O™ Brain Cleaner | | FakeGreenDress | | Feb 02 01 |
| | Clear your mind for important knowledge. |
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| | Disposable bathtub liner | | sin | | Feb 02 01 |
| | Never clean the bathtub again |
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| | Cube Cutties Cleanup Service | | sin | | Feb 02 01 |
| | Never live with a dirty cube again |
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| | Better information from tax forms | | beland | | Feb 02 01 |
| | Auto-notify people what government services they qualify for |
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| | SpinBallCoaster | | Wes | | Feb 02 01 |
| | roller coaster ride with every axis left free to spin |
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| | Karaoke Tilt | | ofersh | | Feb 03 01 |
| | Offing the off-key . . . |
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| | Photographer's Proof Picture Frame | | supercat | | Feb 03 01 |
| | An alternative to letting out printed proofs |
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| | "Noise reductor" | | nema | | Feb 03 01 |
| | device to keep volume level steady on your TV |
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| | grocery aisle "smash-in" | | lee | | Feb 03 01 |
| | Protest all those displays that stick out in your way |
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| | time travel | | ugly_kid | | Feb 04 01 |
| | the speed of time? |
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| | STOMP™aerobics | | nick_n_uit | | Feb 04 01 |
| | a workout video series made by the cast of STOMP™ |
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| | Textbooks on Tape | | nick_n_uit | | Feb 04 01 |
| | Extend the Book-on-Tape concept beyond best-sellers. |
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| | Sports "radar" window | | supercat | | Feb 04 01 |
| | Show position of all players and ball/puck/whatever |
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| | Apollo Day | | sirrobin | | Feb 04 01 |
| | A new public holiday. |
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| | Kaptain Kosher | | [ sctld ] | | Feb 04 01 |
| | The Jewish Super Hero |
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| | Big Wheels | | lunatic567 | | Feb 04 01 |
| | Can't crash with BIG Wheels! |
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| | Progressive MP3s | | Jim | | Feb 04 01 |
| | So you don't lose the end of downloaded songs. |
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| | streetlight motion detector | | egnor | | Feb 04 01 |
| | turn on only when needed |
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| | Double-use holidays | | hello_c | | Feb 04 01 |
| | And on Groundhog Day, you rotate your tires. |
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| | Home Icehouse | | Vance | | Feb 05 01 |
| | Maintain an economical ice inventory. |
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| | Afro-Canadian Milk | | Vance | | Feb 05 01 |
| | Let Africa teach us to enjoy the blood of kine. |
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| | False Gohan | | Vance | | Feb 05 01 |
| | It is fake white rice in the service of the Japanese dieter. |
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| | Foul Water | | Vance | | Feb 05 01 |
| | Fetid pond water made safe and potable with gamma radiation. |
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| | Corn Eggs | | Vance | | Feb 05 01 |
| | As the corn ear has many, so may the egg ear have many. |
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| | chocolate covered nitrogen | | gnormal | | Feb 05 01 |
| | candys: hollow chocolates, but the hollow is filled with nitrogen |
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| | single station transistor radio | | gnormal | | Feb 05 01 |
| | cheap transistor radio given away as radio station promos |
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| | chernoff face stock screens | | gnormal | | Feb 05 01 |
| | a face gives you more info, more quickly than 10 graphs |
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| | Pinhole contacts | | hippo | | Feb 05 01 |
| | Opaque contact lenses with tiny pinholes in them |
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| | Phone Mast Art | | Mickey the Fish | | Feb 05 01 |
| | New space for public monumental art |
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| | Exoticuts | | archer7 | | Feb 05 01 |
| | Get your hair cut by a nude woman |
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| | interactive jumpsuit | | d-eschew | | Feb 05 01 |
| | A wired jumpsuit designed to carry on conversations with people when you're too tired to. |
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| | pain unit | | gnormal | | Feb 05 01 |
| | a unit for the measurement of pain |
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| | Jack-in-the-Box toaster | | beauxeault | | Feb 05 01 |
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| | Electricity | | kpatten | | Feb 05 01 |
| | Power Plants near dairy farms. |
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| | full name as RL moniker | | gnormal | | Feb 05 01 |
| | lets all call each other by our first AND last names, at least in real life |
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| | fleshball | | gnormal | | Feb 05 01 |
| | toy/pet ball made of living human skin tissue |
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| | 2x translating browser | | beauxeault | | Feb 05 01 |
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| | Random Soda | | pnewp | | Feb 05 01 |
| | Pick a button and see what you get! |
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| | fitness bootcamp for real | | gnormal | | Feb 05 01 |
| | real bootcamp with a real drill sargeant gets you in shape for sure |
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| | make money while you excercise | | gnormal | | Feb 05 01 |
| | moonlight at the excercise moving company |
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| | Somebody Bottle Me! | | darth_smoothies | | Feb 05 01 |
| | Same deal as "Calgon take me away" but with more violence |
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| | penis extender for discreet urination | | gnormal | | Feb 05 01 |
| | a tube runs down one pantleg so you need only stand with nonchalance over a sewer or patch of weeds |
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| | TV-style Graphics program | | mommadillo | | Feb 06 01 |
| | Picture editing software using a TV-style interface |
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| | Kleptoburger | | Vance | | Feb 06 01 |
| | The fast food that you THINK you're stealing. |
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| | Featherweight Furniture | | rayhill | | Feb 06 01 |
| | Featherweight Furniture / Easy Lifting Furniture |
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| | Defibrillating Alarm Clock | | LittleBitONothing | | Feb 06 01 |
| | Never sleep through your alarm clock again! |
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| | overlossed | | grover | | Feb 06 01 |
| | sometimes we have too much not enough |
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| | Autoloading toothbrush | | tenebrius | | Feb 06 01 |
| | Toothpaste in toothbrush handle, squeeze trigger on handle to load bristles |
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| | Thanksgiving | | juliec2 | | Feb 06 01 |
| | Change date of Thanksgiving |
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| | Implanted Glory Device | | dsm | | Feb 06 01 |
| | Voluntarily cause one's head to explode, at any time. |
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| | Survivor 4: Gilligan's Island | | bluefloyd | | Feb 06 01 |
| | Wuill YOU be the last standing on this 'Three Hour Tour??' |
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| | Banjo Man | | bluefloyd | | Feb 06 01 |
| | "that banjo hitter, that uptown critter- Banjo Man.." |
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| | Large Cooling Stones | | Vance | | Feb 07 01 |
| | Flavorless stones cool your beverage. |
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| | Vinegar Tendons | | Vance | | Feb 07 01 |
| | Your dog does it; now YOU do it. |
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| | Glass Gourd | | Vance | | Feb 07 01 |
| | Serve beverages in a gourd made of glass. |
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| | Gamma Ray Toaster Oven | | Vance | | Feb 07 01 |
| | Purify your food while you toast it. |
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| | Analog Button | | trentd | | Feb 07 01 |
| | Get more humanlike responses from machines |
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| | Automatic Flag | | pnewp | | Feb 07 01 |
| | A flag can be raised and lowered by the sun... |
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| | Layered Waffle Treat | | Vance | | Feb 07 01 |
| | Ice cream layered between rounds of waffle-cone material. |
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| | EVERYTHING in moderation | | gnormal | | Feb 07 01 |
| | do everything a little bit instead of some selected things in a limited way |
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| | Semi-Domesticated Boar Disposal System | | Vance | | Feb 07 01 |
| | A boar is a kind of hog that will eat your food scraps |
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| | Tipuét | | gnormal | | Feb 07 01 |
| | This is possible under existing technology. |
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| | Tonicstring© Bodyfloss | | gnormal | | Feb 07 01 |
| | Thread yourself by passing a 30ft Tonicstring© through your digestive tract |
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| | fragger virus | | gnormal | | Feb 07 01 |
| | begins harmlessly fragging the user's drive |
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| | valve stems | | ronbo | | Feb 07 01 |
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| | Marasquitos | | bristolz | | Feb 07 01 |
| | Marasquitos. The Maraschino Cherries With A Bite! |
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| | Pet Translator | | trentd | | Feb 08 01 |
| | Your pet will now talk to you as never before |
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| | Back Alley Brown Rice Hell Hole | | Vance | | Feb 08 01 |
| | Organic cuisine for crack adicts and connoisseurs alike |
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| | Cocoa Dust Pixie Stix(tm) | | Vance | | Feb 08 01 |
| | Instead of mere sour sugar, pure cocoa dust |
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| | Disposable Rolex | | d-eschew | | Feb 08 01 |
| | The look of a Rolex, the value of a Swatch |
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| | Nose Picker | | d-eschew | | Feb 08 01 |
| | Just like a back scratcher except it's for your nose. |
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| | Roasted chestnuts citywide | | d-eschew | | Feb 08 01 |
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| | Make McDonald's Employees Smile | | d-eschew | | Feb 08 01 |
| | The smile is in their advertising but not on their pouty faces. |
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| | Is Seattle's Best Coffee really Seattle's Best Coffee? | | d-eschew | | Feb 08 01 |
| | Let's all find out. |
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| | 8 months in a year | | Susen | | Feb 08 01 |
| | ....and five free days of fun! |
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| | An online barber | | d-eschew | | Feb 08 01 |
| | Click click, snip snip |
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| | Ultrasonic Knife | | Vance | | Feb 08 01 |
| | Tenderizes and destroys while you cut |
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| | School tax laws... | | Susen | | Feb 08 01 |
| | ....tax people by the number of children they have... |
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| | WhoreFinder | | adm | | Feb 08 01 |
| | Locates whores in local area. |
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| | Shorten the White House lawn | | d-eschew | | Feb 08 01 |
| | It's too expansive |
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| | Chess Skateboard | | yam | | Feb 08 01 |
| | A skateboard that doubles as a chess board! |
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| | Disposable Designer Mu-Mus | | darth_smoothies | | Feb 08 01 |
| | For the person who doesnt want to sacrifice comfort for style... |
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| | Egg Launcher | | d-eschew | | Feb 08 01 |
| | Bike-based contraption launches eggs at passing houses, people or cars |
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| | Start asking the Homeless for Money | | d-eschew | | Feb 08 01 |
| | A twist of events for victims of today's economic downturn |
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| | New Deodorants | | gilligan | | Feb 09 01 |
| | Why smell like musk when you can smell like fresh muffins? |
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| | Preening Shrimp | | galactus | | Feb 09 01 |
| | Air-breathing preening shrimp |
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| | Boiler-therm | | iain2 | | Feb 09 01 |
| | Aids the procurement of non-boilers |
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| | Autonomous PeterSealy Machine | | macm | | Feb 09 01 |
| | Cut that long wait for the first annotation... |
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