| | Digital Blackboard | | oooga | | Nov 21 00 |
| | Networked blackboard that stores and retrieves info | | Oct 04 04 |
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| | Graduated Transparent Tape | | reensure | | Nov 22 00 |
| | Metric or Imperial -- tape or cellophane with linear or isometric markings. | | May 04 06 |
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| | Alcoholic Water | | oooga | | Nov 22 00 |
| | Simple source of everybody's favorite intoxicating substance | | May 09 04 |
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| | Mandatory Script/Special Effects Budget Ratio | | yakub13 | | Nov 22 00 |
| | Avoid the Armageddon Syndrome | | Nov 22 00 |
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| | Electric Fork | | bilrux | | Nov 22 00 |
| | The perfect companion to your electric knife | | Nov 24 00 |
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| | Double Helix Escalators | | Mickey the Fish | | Nov 22 00 |
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| | Scrapheap Kitchen Challenge | | Mickey the Fish | | Nov 22 00 |
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| | Revised Phonetic Alphabet | | Mickey the Fish | | Nov 22 00 |
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| | Religious Olympics | | Mickey the Fish | | Nov 22 00 |
| | God help us! | | Dec 10 07 |
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| | What Would You Eat For a Million Dollars? | | djhotsauce | | Nov 23 00 |
| | A Disgusting New Angle on the Popular Show | | Oct 21 04 |
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| | EMSERVE | | rayfo | | Nov 23 00 |
| | A way of civilising youths who are “running wild”? | | Sep 30 01 |
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| | Thesaurus | | rayfo | | Nov 23 00 |
| | A browser with a thesaurus | | Dec 17 01 |
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| | Lift (elevator) toggle buttons | | hippo | | Nov 23 00 |
| | Why can't you deselect floors? | | Jun 07 23 |
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| | Maytembruary | | Mickey the Fish | | Nov 24 00 |
| | Rename the month of May | | Jan 07 02 |
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| | TV Detector Detector | | Mickey the Fish | | Nov 24 00 |
| | Thwart the evil vans | | Oct 04 04 |
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| | Cthursday and Zaturday | | centauri | | Nov 24 00 |
| | S M T W Th F Sa? I think not. | | Aug 09 06 |
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| | Halfwitticism | | Monkfish | | Nov 24 00 |
| | 1. Halfwit-ticism, 2. Half-witticism | | Feb 15 05 |
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| | Astrogoggles | | doomsayer | | Nov 24 00 |
| | See images overlaid on the stars | | May 09 07 |
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| | Steel Bra | | dingo | | Nov 25 00 |
| | No more sagging! | | May 01 05 |
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| | Car compactor | | arghblah | | Nov 26 00 |
| | Make those SUVs in "compact" spaces really compact! | | Apr 20 23 |
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| | Detachable Arms | | blowfish | | Nov 27 00 |
| | The right to bear arms-- or not to. | | Apr 02 05 |
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| | LCD room lighting | | hippo | | Nov 27 00 |
| | Use old laptop screens as room lighting | | Feb 16 17 |
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| | Rhetoric Decoder Ring | | Vecini | | Nov 27 00 |
| | Use to sift through the lies broadcast by politicians | | Mar 01 01 |
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| | Off-road on the road | | Skinny Rob | | Nov 27 00 |
| | That off-road experience during your everyday drive. | | Aug 22 04 |
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| | "Spravy" - The Aerosol Gravy | | TheShovel | | Nov 27 00 |
| | Spray-on gravy from a can! | | Nov 15 05 |
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| | The $99 Store | | TheShovel | | Nov 27 00 |
| | Rodeo Drive's Discount Shopping | | Dec 13 00 |
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| | corpse power | | beauxeault | | Nov 27 00 |
| | yet another way to profit from other people's misbehavior | | Dec 02 04 |
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| | pottybed | | dmcelwai | | Nov 28 00 |
| | hospital bed with built in pan | | Dec 06 17 |
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| | The "Spork" | | Samah | | Nov 28 00 |
| | Fork that converts to a spoon | | May 09 08 |
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| | Hair dye for the cheap | | MercuryRain6 | | Nov 28 00 |
| | Hair dye sold in little travel size tooth paste like contatiners | | Jun 09 01 |
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| | Knork | | jmd60 | | Nov 28 00 |
| | A fork with a dull knife on the edge | | May 24 07 |
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| | magnetic base cup | | jejay | | Nov 28 00 |
| | Magneticbase coffee cup | | Jul 21 04 |
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| | book bar | | Dina | | Nov 28 00 |
| | Read a book, get drunk! | | Jun 15 02 |
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| | Cowgas | | Jonathan | | Nov 28 00 |
| | Double the dairyman's profits | | Apr 14 06 |
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| | Atheist's Vow | | centauri | | Nov 28 00 |
| | What you say when you are ready to become an avowed atheist. | | Nov 03 05 |
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| | Rent-A-Kid | | capucino | | Nov 28 00 |
| | Let a "babysitter" pay YOU | | Jul 14 16 |
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| | Self Help Books | | cwaite | | Nov 28 00 |
| | Self Help Books - For Elves | | Nov 28 00 |
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| | light show | | annie_j | | Nov 28 00 |
| | artist designs patterns of bright lights for display in a gallery that people would expose eyes to | | Dec 08 17 |
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| | Refrigerator | | Styxtones | | Nov 28 00 |
| | Voice Activated Refrigerator for Compulsive Eaters | | Feb 01 20 |
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| | hot seat | | keywalker | | Nov 28 00 |
| | Keeps your toilet seat comfy. | | Oct 17 05 |
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| | GENIE | | grandhog | | Nov 28 00 |
| | General Economics Novel International Experiment | | Nov 13 06 |
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| | Remote Vacuum | | skitz4real2 | | Nov 28 00 |
| | Sit back and watch the remote vacuum do all the work! | | Oct 11 02 |
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| | Tourism boost | | rayfo | | Nov 28 00 |
| | Multi-rider surfing | | Nov 28 00 |
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| | Carseat | | gette30 | | Nov 28 00 |
| | Rotates and leans back | | Feb 12 01 |
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| | Vote-Away (TM) | | imagooAJ | | Nov 28 00 |
| | Make unwanted votes just disappear.... | | Dec 04 00 |
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| | Independent Bobbin Winder | | kwilkins | | Nov 28 00 |
| | Winds bobbins without using a sewing machine. | | Mar 01 03 |
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| | Automatic Lip Liner | | kwilkins | | Nov 28 00 |
| | Designs the perfect lip outline. | | Jan 29 01 |
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| | Sugar-Free Pudding Cups | | kwilkins | | Nov 28 00 |
| | Cups of Sugar-Free, but NOT Fat-Free, Pudding | | Feb 08 01 |
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| | Hair Laminator | | Kate | | Nov 28 00 |
| | Permanent Hairstyling spray | | Oct 28 17 |
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| | Perpetual vacuum cleaner | | Kate | | Nov 28 00 |
| | A vacuum cleaner that runs constantly on its own | | Oct 04 04 |
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| | Money Elections | | Susen | | Nov 28 00 |
| | A New way to choose the next president... | | Jul 14 06 |
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| | Handle | | Tate | | Nov 28 00 |
| | Handle in middle of truck | | Jul 21 05 |
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| | cruncheroni pizza | | jeneliyan | | Nov 28 00 |
| | pepperoni flavoured potato chip pizza | | Jan 23 02 |
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| | MouthPOP | | jeneliyan | | Nov 28 00 |
| | Cola mouthwash. | | Sep 01 04 |
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| | Funeral Buffet | | jeneliyan | | Nov 28 00 |
| | Coffin-top buffet. | | Feb 11 15 |
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| | Am toothpaste, PM toothpaste | | DeadPaisly | | Nov 28 00 |
| | Toothpaste for used for morning and one for night | | Feb 22 17 |
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| | moisturizing pantyhose | | dmason | | Nov 28 00 |
| | Wear them for soft, supple skin while looking polished and professional. | | Oct 11 01 |
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| | Toilet Stains? | | Nigel Williams | | Nov 28 00 |
| | Would you like to prevent embarrasing splashes? | | Oct 15 07 |
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| | Defrigerator | | adam | | Nov 28 00 |
| | Like a refrigerator, but differenter! | | Aug 30 01 |
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| | Household Odorizer | | adam | | Nov 28 00 |
| | Foul smelling effluvients in a convenient spray container. | | Sep 19 03 |
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| | ocean turbine | | selena | | Nov 28 00 |
| | energy | | Jan 08 05 |
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| | marriage option | | selena | | Nov 28 00 |
| | 5 year renewal option | | Nov 20 07 |
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| | Relics | | danrue | | Nov 28 00 |
| | New product from your local mortuary | | Mar 23 12 |
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| | Remote Timer | | Yesme | | Nov 28 00 |
| | Remote or Timer for Heater, Defrost, and AC | | Jan 15 04 |
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| | Typing answering machines | | Yesme | | Nov 28 00 |
| | Answering Machines that type out messages. | | Nov 29 00 |
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| | sorting fax machine | | Yesme | | Nov 28 00 |
| | Wish a fax machine would have shelves like copy machines. | | Jul 20 10 |
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| | Earplug alarm clock | | valatsea | | Nov 28 00 |
| | Alarm clock that is inside a set of earplugs | | Jan 26 10 |
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| | Automatic Page Turner | | Yesme | | Nov 28 00 |
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| | Birthday Mardi Gras | | ElectraSteph | | Nov 28 00 |
| | Celebrate all week long | | Jun 24 03 |
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| | bugfree | | bugfree | | Nov 28 00 |
| | pull down screens for car windows | | Nov 07 17 |
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| | Spray-on Paper Towels | | raytracer | | Nov 28 00 |
| | It came to me in a dream.... | | Aug 18 10 |
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| | prescription eyedrops | | sinan314 | | Nov 28 00 |
| | eyedrops that correct your nearsightedness | | Dec 09 17 |
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| | coffin | | Kemper | | Nov 29 00 |
| | Coffins for Rent | | May 02 03 |
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| | Instead of keyboard, write it! | | bubblegum11 | | Nov 29 00 |
| | have a blank spot & a pen and write insted of typeing at a keyboard. | | Dec 03 00 |
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| | Cryogenic Home Freezer | | humphrind | | Nov 29 00 |
| | freshness forever! | | Nov 18 17 |
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| | Pocket Pooper | | birkentiff | | Nov 29 00 |
| | public restroom aid | | Oct 01 01 |
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| | insta - stop | | hotrodmama | | Nov 29 00 |
| | instantly stops kids from... | | Aug 26 06 |
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| | idiot alert | | hotrodmama | | Nov 29 00 |
| | warns oncoming traffic of cell phone user | | Dec 09 00 |
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| | @$8$* U Too! | | hotrodmama | | Nov 29 00 |
| | Tells that jerk how much you love 'um | | Dec 18 00 |
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| | I'm OK you are MESSED UP! | | hotrodmama | | Nov 29 00 |
| | how to avoid disfunctional people | | Apr 24 08 |
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| | Steel Bra Warmer | | ghetto | | Nov 29 00 |
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| | Patch Kit for Climate Controlled Clothing | | ghetto | | Nov 29 00 |
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| | Halon Fire Extinguisher Head Ring | | ghetto | | Nov 29 00 |
| | Addition to Climate Controlled Clothing | | Jan 29 08 |
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| | free software futures | | egnor | | Nov 29 00 |
| | Short GIMP, long MZLA | | May 09 01 |
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| | Sunblock eyedrops | | Desmac | | Nov 29 00 |
| | To prevent welding flash and to help reduce snowblindness and sunburnt eyes | | Jan 23 04 |
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| | desserts | | mmbera | | Nov 29 00 |
| | 24 hour dessert delivery service | | Oct 04 04 |
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| | Bed Warmer | | barnzenen | | Nov 29 00 |
| | Warms your space in the sack. | | Apr 07 01 |
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| | Scented Sunglasses | | jimmyjames | | Nov 29 00 |
| | Sunglasses that smell great. | | Jun 23 01 |
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| | ketchup fries | | sammmy | | Nov 29 00 |
| | ketchup-flavored fries | | Oct 04 04 |
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| | Underwater Skyscrapers | | mellofello | | Nov 29 00 |
| | Isn't the ozone a sign of the future...With no plans the people perish. | | Jan 06 10 |
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| | "monthly friend" | | momoko | | Nov 29 00 |
| | changing the way women menstruate | | Aug 05 01 |
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| | grease cutter | | pss_10 | | Nov 29 00 |
| | Grease cutter | | Mar 24 05 |
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| | stick driving simulator | | pss_10 | | Nov 29 00 |
| | Marriage saver driving game | | Oct 04 04 |
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| | hand bra | | pss_10 | | Nov 29 00 |
| | perfect fit bra | | Nov 07 05 |
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| | eau de crayola | | pss_10 | | Nov 29 00 |
| | Children's purfume | | Feb 18 10 |
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| | toothbrush | | stacy | | Nov 29 00 |
| | biodegradable toothbrush brush with permanent handle | | Aug 22 04 |
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| | Emergency outhouses | | stacy | | Nov 29 00 |
| | Emergency Outhouses When Traffic totally shuts down. | | Oct 10 11 |
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| | Microwavable Ice Cream Treats | | absterge | | Nov 29 00 |
| | For that McDLT effect | | Aug 13 01 |
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| | fake cell phones & beepers | | wanda x | | Nov 29 00 |
| | wanna-be important?..your solution.. | | Feb 27 12 |
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| | Rotate-a-Plate | | pocoto | | Nov 30 00 |
| | In a haste to feed your face? | | Feb 22 01 |
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