| Digital Blackboard | | oooga | | Nov 21 00 |
| Networked blackboard that stores and retrieves info |
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| Graduated Transparent Tape | | reensure | | Nov 22 00 |
| Metric or Imperial -- tape or cellophane with linear or isometric markings. |
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| Alcoholic Water | | oooga | | Nov 22 00 |
| Simple source of everybody's favorite intoxicating substance |
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| Mandatory Script/Special Effects Budget Ratio | | yakub13 | | Nov 22 00 |
| Avoid the Armageddon Syndrome |
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| Electric Fork | | bilrux | | Nov 22 00 |
| The perfect companion to your electric knife |
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| Double Helix Escalators | | Mickey the Fish | | Nov 22 00 |
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| Scrapheap Kitchen Challenge | | Mickey the Fish | | Nov 22 00 |
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| Revised Phonetic Alphabet | | Mickey the Fish | | Nov 22 00 |
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| Religious Olympics | | Mickey the Fish | | Nov 22 00 |
| God help us! |
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| What Would You Eat For a Million Dollars? | | djhotsauce | | Nov 23 00 |
| A Disgusting New Angle on the Popular Show |
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| EMSERVE | | rayfo | | Nov 23 00 |
| A way of civilising youths who are running wild? |
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| Thesaurus | | rayfo | | Nov 23 00 |
| A browser with a thesaurus |
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| Lift (elevator) toggle buttons | | hippo | | Nov 23 00 |
| Why can't you deselect floors? |
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| Maytembruary | | Mickey the Fish | | Nov 24 00 |
| Rename the month of May |
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| TV Detector Detector | | Mickey the Fish | | Nov 24 00 |
| Thwart the evil vans |
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| Cthursday and Zaturday | | centauri | | Nov 24 00 |
| S M T W Th F Sa? I think not. |
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| Halfwitticism | | Monkfish | | Nov 24 00 |
| 1. Halfwit-ticism, 2. Half-witticism |
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| Astrogoggles | | doomsayer | | Nov 24 00 |
| See images overlaid on the stars |
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| Steel Bra | | dingo | | Nov 25 00 |
| No more sagging! |
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| Car compactor | | arghblah | | Nov 26 00 |
| Make those SUVs in "compact" spaces really compact! |
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| Detachable Arms | | blowfish | | Nov 27 00 |
| The right to bear arms-- or not to. |
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| LCD room lighting | | hippo | | Nov 27 00 |
| Use old laptop screens as room lighting |
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| Rhetoric Decoder Ring | | Vecini | | Nov 27 00 |
| Use to sift through the lies broadcast by politicians |
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| Off-road on the road | | Skinny Rob | | Nov 27 00 |
| That off-road experience during your everyday drive. |
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| "Spravy" - The Aerosol Gravy | | TheShovel | | Nov 27 00 |
| Spray-on gravy from a can! |
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| The $99 Store | | TheShovel | | Nov 27 00 |
| Rodeo Drive's Discount Shopping |
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| corpse power | | beauxeault | | Nov 27 00 |
| yet another way to profit from other people's misbehavior |
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| pottybed | | dmcelwai | | Nov 28 00 |
| hospital bed with built in pan |
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| The "Spork" | | Samah | | Nov 28 00 |
| Fork that converts to a spoon |
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| Hair dye for the cheap | | MercuryRain6 | | Nov 28 00 |
| Hair dye sold in little travel size tooth paste like contatiners |
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| Knork | | jmd60 | | Nov 28 00 |
| A fork with a dull knife on the edge |
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| magnetic base cup | | jejay | | Nov 28 00 |
| Magneticbase coffee cup |
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| book bar | | Dina | | Nov 28 00 |
| Read a book, get drunk! |
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| Cowgas | | Jonathan | | Nov 28 00 |
| Double the dairyman's profits |
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| Atheist's Vow | | centauri | | Nov 28 00 |
| What you say when you are ready to become an avowed atheist. |
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| Rent-A-Kid | | capucino | | Nov 28 00 |
| Let a "babysitter" pay YOU |
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| Self Help Books | | cwaite | | Nov 28 00 |
| Self Help Books - For Elves |
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| light show | | annie_j | | Nov 28 00 |
| artist designs patterns of bright lights for display in a gallery that people would expose eyes to |
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| Refrigerator | | Styxtones | | Nov 28 00 |
| Voice Activated Refrigerator for Compulsive Eaters |
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| hot seat | | keywalker | | Nov 28 00 |
| Keeps your toilet seat comfy. |
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| GENIE | | grandhog | | Nov 28 00 |
| General Economics Novel International Experiment |
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| Remote Vacuum | | skitz4real2 | | Nov 28 00 |
| Sit back and watch the remote vacuum do all the work! |
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| Tourism boost | | rayfo | | Nov 28 00 |
| Multi-rider surfing |
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| Carseat | | gette30 | | Nov 28 00 |
| Rotates and leans back |
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| Vote-Away (TM) | | imagooAJ | | Nov 28 00 |
| Make unwanted votes just disappear.... |
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| Independent Bobbin Winder | | kwilkins | | Nov 28 00 |
| Winds bobbins without using a sewing machine. |
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| Automatic Lip Liner | | kwilkins | | Nov 28 00 |
| Designs the perfect lip outline. |
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| Sugar-Free Pudding Cups | | kwilkins | | Nov 28 00 |
| Cups of Sugar-Free, but NOT Fat-Free, Pudding |
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| Hair Laminator | | Kate | | Nov 28 00 |
| Permanent Hairstyling spray |
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| Perpetual vacuum cleaner | | Kate | | Nov 28 00 |
| A vacuum cleaner that runs constantly on its own |
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| Money Elections | | Susen | | Nov 28 00 |
| A New way to choose the next president... |
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| Handle | | Tate | | Nov 28 00 |
| Handle in middle of truck |
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| cruncheroni pizza | | jeneliyan | | Nov 28 00 |
| pepperoni flavoured potato chip pizza |
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| MouthPOP | | jeneliyan | | Nov 28 00 |
| Cola mouthwash. |
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| Funeral Buffet | | jeneliyan | | Nov 28 00 |
| Coffin-top buffet. |
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| Am toothpaste, PM toothpaste | | DeadPaisly | | Nov 28 00 |
| Toothpaste for used for morning and one for night |
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| moisturizing pantyhose | | dmason | | Nov 28 00 |
| Wear them for soft, supple skin while looking polished and professional. |
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| Toilet Stains? | | Nigel Williams | | Nov 28 00 |
| Would you like to prevent embarrasing splashes? |
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| Defrigerator | | adam | | Nov 28 00 |
| Like a refrigerator, but differenter! |
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| Household Odorizer | | adam | | Nov 28 00 |
| Foul smelling effluvients in a convenient spray container. |
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| ocean turbine | | selena | | Nov 28 00 |
| energy |
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| marriage option | | selena | | Nov 28 00 |
| 5 year renewal option |
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| Relics | | danrue | | Nov 28 00 |
| New product from your local mortuary |
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| Remote Timer | | Yesme | | Nov 28 00 |
| Remote or Timer for Heater, Defrost, and AC |
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| Typing answering machines | | Yesme | | Nov 28 00 |
| Answering Machines that type out messages. |
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| sorting fax machine | | Yesme | | Nov 28 00 |
| Wish a fax machine would have shelves like copy machines. |
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| Earplug alarm clock | | valatsea | | Nov 28 00 |
| Alarm clock that is inside a set of earplugs |
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| Automatic Page Turner | | Yesme | | Nov 28 00 |
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| Birthday Mardi Gras | | ElectraSteph | | Nov 28 00 |
| Celebrate all week long |
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| bugfree | | bugfree | | Nov 28 00 |
| pull down screens for car windows |
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| Spray-on Paper Towels | | raytracer | | Nov 28 00 |
| It came to me in a dream.... |
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| prescription eyedrops | | sinan314 | | Nov 28 00 |
| eyedrops that correct your nearsightedness |
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| coffin | | Kemper | | Nov 29 00 |
| Coffins for Rent |
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| Instead of keyboard, write it! | | bubblegum11 | | Nov 29 00 |
| have a blank spot & a pen and write insted of typeing at a keyboard. |
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| Cryogenic Home Freezer | | humphrind | | Nov 29 00 |
| freshness forever! |
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| Pocket Pooper | | birkentiff | | Nov 29 00 |
| public restroom aid |
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| insta - stop | | hotrodmama | | Nov 29 00 |
| instantly stops kids from... |
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| idiot alert | | hotrodmama | | Nov 29 00 |
| warns oncoming traffic of cell phone user |
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| @$8$* U Too! | | hotrodmama | | Nov 29 00 |
| Tells that jerk how much you love 'um |
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| I'm OK you are MESSED UP! | | hotrodmama | | Nov 29 00 |
| how to avoid disfunctional people |
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| Steel Bra Warmer | | ghetto | | Nov 29 00 |
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| Patch Kit for Climate Controlled Clothing | | ghetto | | Nov 29 00 |
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| Halon Fire Extinguisher Head Ring | | ghetto | | Nov 29 00 |
| Addition to Climate Controlled Clothing |
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| free software futures | | egnor | | Nov 29 00 |
| Short GIMP, long MZLA |
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| Sunblock eyedrops | | Desmac | | Nov 29 00 |
| To prevent welding flash and to help reduce snowblindness and sunburnt eyes |
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| desserts | | mmbera | | Nov 29 00 |
| 24 hour dessert delivery service |
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| Bed Warmer | | barnzenen | | Nov 29 00 |
| Warms your space in the sack. |
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| Scented Sunglasses | | jimmyjames | | Nov 29 00 |
| Sunglasses that smell great. |
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| ketchup fries | | sammmy | | Nov 29 00 |
| ketchup-flavored fries |
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| Underwater Skyscrapers | | mellofello | | Nov 29 00 |
| Isn't the ozone a sign of the future...With no plans the people perish. |
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| "monthly friend" | | momoko | | Nov 29 00 |
| changing the way women menstruate |
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| grease cutter | | pss_10 | | Nov 29 00 |
| Grease cutter |
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| stick driving simulator | | pss_10 | | Nov 29 00 |
| Marriage saver driving game |
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| hand bra | | pss_10 | | Nov 29 00 |
| perfect fit bra |
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| eau de crayola | | pss_10 | | Nov 29 00 |
| Children's purfume |
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| toothbrush | | stacy | | Nov 29 00 |
| biodegradable toothbrush brush with permanent handle |
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| Emergency outhouses | | stacy | | Nov 29 00 |
| Emergency Outhouses When Traffic totally shuts down. |
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| Microwavable Ice Cream Treats | | absterge | | Nov 29 00 |
| For that McDLT effect |
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| fake cell phones & beepers | | wanda x | | Nov 29 00 |
| wanna-be important?..your solution.. |
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| Rotate-a-Plate | | pocoto | | Nov 30 00 |
| In a haste to feed your face? |
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