Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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 Digital Blackboard  oooga  Nov 21 00 
 Networked blackboard that stores and retrieves info 
 
 Graduated Transparent Tape  reensure  Nov 22 00 
 Metric or Imperial -- tape or cellophane with linear or isometric markings. 
 
 Alcoholic Water  oooga  Nov 22 00 
 Simple source of everybody's favorite intoxicating substance 
 
 Mandatory Script/Special Effects Budget Ratio  yakub13  Nov 22 00 
 Avoid the Armageddon Syndrome 
 
 Electric Fork  bilrux  Nov 22 00 
 The perfect companion to your electric knife 
 
 Double Helix Escalators  Mickey the Fish  Nov 22 00 
  
 
 Scrapheap Kitchen Challenge  Mickey the Fish  Nov 22 00 
  
 
 Revised Phonetic Alphabet  Mickey the Fish  Nov 22 00 
  
 
 Religious Olympics  Mickey the Fish  Nov 22 00 
 God help us! 
 
 What Would You Eat For a Million Dollars?  djhotsauce  Nov 23 00 
 A Disgusting New Angle on the Popular Show 
 
 EMSERVE  rayfo  Nov 23 00 
 A way of civilising youths who are “running wild”? 
 
 Thesaurus  rayfo  Nov 23 00 
 A browser with a thesaurus 
 
 Lift (elevator) toggle buttons  hippo  Nov 23 00 
 Why can't you deselect floors? 
 
 Maytembruary  Mickey the Fish  Nov 24 00 
 Rename the month of May 
 
 TV Detector Detector  Mickey the Fish  Nov 24 00 
 Thwart the evil vans 
 
 Cthursday and Zaturday  centauri  Nov 24 00 
 S M T W Th F Sa? I think not. 
 
 Halfwitticism  Monkfish  Nov 24 00 
 1. Halfwit-ticism, 2. Half-witticism 
 
 Astrogoggles  doomsayer  Nov 24 00 
 See images overlaid on the stars 
 
 Steel Bra  dingo  Nov 25 00 
 No more sagging! 
 
 Car compactor  arghblah  Nov 26 00 
 Make those SUVs in "compact" spaces really compact! 
 
 Detachable Arms  blowfish  Nov 27 00 
 The right to bear arms-- or not to. 
 
 LCD room lighting  hippo  Nov 27 00 
 Use old laptop screens as room lighting 
 
 Rhetoric Decoder Ring  Vecini  Nov 27 00 
 Use to sift through the lies broadcast by politicians 
 
 Off-road on the road  Skinny Rob  Nov 27 00 
 That off-road experience during your everyday drive. 
 
 "Spravy" - The Aerosol Gravy  TheShovel  Nov 27 00 
 Spray-on gravy from a can! 
 
 The $99 Store  TheShovel  Nov 27 00 
 Rodeo Drive's Discount Shopping 
 
 corpse power  beauxeault  Nov 27 00 
 yet another way to profit from other people's misbehavior 
 
 pottybed  dmcelwai  Nov 28 00 
 hospital bed with built in pan 
 
 The "Spork"  Samah  Nov 28 00 
 Fork that converts to a spoon 
 
 Hair dye for the cheap  MercuryRain6  Nov 28 00 
 Hair dye sold in little travel size tooth paste like contatiners 
 
 Knork  jmd60  Nov 28 00 
 A fork with a dull knife on the edge 
 
 magnetic base cup  jejay  Nov 28 00 
 Magneticbase coffee cup 
 
 book bar  Dina  Nov 28 00 
 Read a book, get drunk! 
 
 Cowgas  Jonathan  Nov 28 00 
 Double the dairyman's profits 
 
 Atheist's Vow  centauri  Nov 28 00 
 What you say when you are ready to become an avowed atheist. 
 
 Rent-A-Kid  capucino  Nov 28 00 
 Let a "babysitter" pay YOU 
 
 Self Help Books  cwaite  Nov 28 00 
 Self Help Books - For Elves 
 
 light show  annie_j  Nov 28 00 
 artist designs patterns of bright lights for display in a gallery that people would expose eyes to 
 
 Refrigerator  Styxtones  Nov 28 00 
 Voice Activated Refrigerator for Compulsive Eaters 
 
 hot seat  keywalker  Nov 28 00 
 Keeps your toilet seat comfy. 
 
 GENIE  grandhog  Nov 28 00 
 General Economics Novel International Experiment 
 
 Remote Vacuum  skitz4real2  Nov 28 00 
 Sit back and watch the remote vacuum do all the work! 
 
 Tourism boost  rayfo  Nov 28 00 
 Multi-rider surfing 
 
 Carseat  gette30  Nov 28 00 
 Rotates and leans back 
 
 Vote-Away (TM)  imagooAJ  Nov 28 00 
 Make unwanted votes just disappear.... 
 
 Independent Bobbin Winder  kwilkins  Nov 28 00 
 Winds bobbins without using a sewing machine. 
 
 Automatic Lip Liner  kwilkins  Nov 28 00 
 Designs the perfect lip outline. 
 
 Sugar-Free Pudding Cups  kwilkins  Nov 28 00 
 Cups of Sugar-Free, but NOT Fat-Free, Pudding 
 
 Hair Laminator  Kate  Nov 28 00 
 Permanent Hairstyling spray 
 
 Perpetual vacuum cleaner  Kate  Nov 28 00 
 A vacuum cleaner that runs constantly on its own 
 
 Money Elections  Susen  Nov 28 00 
 A New way to choose the next president... 
 
 Handle  Tate  Nov 28 00 
 Handle in middle of truck 
 
 cruncheroni pizza  jeneliyan  Nov 28 00 
 pepperoni flavoured potato chip pizza 
 
 MouthPOP  jeneliyan  Nov 28 00 
 Cola mouthwash. 
 
 Funeral Buffet  jeneliyan  Nov 28 00 
 Coffin-top buffet. 
 
 Am toothpaste, PM toothpaste  DeadPaisly  Nov 28 00 
 Toothpaste for used for morning and one for night 
 
 moisturizing pantyhose  dmason  Nov 28 00 
 Wear them for soft, supple skin while looking polished and professional. 
 
 Toilet Stains?  Nigel Williams  Nov 28 00 
 Would you like to prevent embarrasing splashes? 
 
 Defrigerator  adam  Nov 28 00 
 Like a refrigerator, but differenter! 
 
 Household Odorizer  adam  Nov 28 00 
 Foul smelling effluvients in a convenient spray container. 
 
 ocean turbine  selena  Nov 28 00 
 energy 
 
 marriage option  selena  Nov 28 00 
 5 year renewal option 
 
 Relics  danrue  Nov 28 00 
 New product from your local mortuary 
 
 Remote Timer  Yesme  Nov 28 00 
 Remote or Timer for Heater, Defrost, and AC 
 
 Typing answering machines  Yesme  Nov 28 00 
 Answering Machines that type out messages. 
 
 sorting fax machine  Yesme  Nov 28 00 
 Wish a fax machine would have shelves like copy machines. 
 
 Earplug alarm clock  valatsea  Nov 28 00 
 Alarm clock that is inside a set of earplugs 
 
 Automatic Page Turner  Yesme  Nov 28 00 
  
 
 Birthday Mardi Gras  ElectraSteph  Nov 28 00 
 Celebrate all week long 
 
 bugfree  bugfree  Nov 28 00 
 pull down screens for car windows 
 
 Spray-on Paper Towels  raytracer  Nov 28 00 
 It came to me in a dream.... 
 
 prescription eyedrops  sinan314  Nov 28 00 
 eyedrops that correct your nearsightedness 
 
 coffin  Kemper  Nov 29 00 
 Coffins for Rent 
 
 Instead of keyboard, write it!  bubblegum11  Nov 29 00 
 have a blank spot & a pen and write insted of typeing at a keyboard. 
 
 Cryogenic Home Freezer  humphrind  Nov 29 00 
 freshness forever! 
 
 Pocket Pooper  birkentiff  Nov 29 00 
 public restroom aid 
 
 insta - stop  hotrodmama  Nov 29 00 
 instantly stops kids from... 
 
 idiot alert  hotrodmama  Nov 29 00 
 warns oncoming traffic of cell phone user 
 
 @$8$* U Too!  hotrodmama  Nov 29 00 
 Tells that jerk how much you love 'um 
 
 I'm OK you are MESSED UP!  hotrodmama  Nov 29 00 
 how to avoid disfunctional people 
 
 Steel Bra Warmer  ghetto  Nov 29 00 
  
 
 Patch Kit for Climate Controlled Clothing  ghetto  Nov 29 00 
  
 
 Halon Fire Extinguisher Head Ring  ghetto  Nov 29 00 
 Addition to Climate Controlled Clothing 
 
 free software futures  egnor  Nov 29 00 
 Short GIMP, long MZLA 
 
 Sunblock eyedrops  Desmac  Nov 29 00 
 To prevent welding flash and to help reduce snowblindness and sunburnt eyes 
 
 desserts  mmbera  Nov 29 00 
 24 hour dessert delivery service 
 
 Bed Warmer  barnzenen  Nov 29 00 
 Warms your space in the sack. 
 
 Scented Sunglasses  jimmyjames  Nov 29 00 
 Sunglasses that smell great. 
 
 ketchup fries  sammmy  Nov 29 00 
 ketchup-flavored fries 
 
 Underwater Skyscrapers  mellofello  Nov 29 00 
 Isn't the ozone a sign of the future...With no plans the people perish. 
 
 "monthly friend"  momoko  Nov 29 00 
 changing the way women menstruate 
 
 grease cutter  pss_10  Nov 29 00 
 Grease cutter 
 
 stick driving simulator  pss_10  Nov 29 00 
 Marriage saver driving game 
 
 hand bra  pss_10  Nov 29 00 
 perfect fit bra 
 
 eau de crayola  pss_10  Nov 29 00 
 Children's purfume 
 
 toothbrush  stacy  Nov 29 00 
 biodegradable toothbrush brush with permanent handle 
 
 Emergency outhouses  stacy  Nov 29 00 
 Emergency Outhouses When Traffic totally shuts down. 
 
 Microwavable Ice Cream Treats  absterge  Nov 29 00 
 For that McDLT effect 
 
 fake cell phones & beepers  wanda x  Nov 29 00 
 wanna-be important?..your solution.. 
 
 Rotate-a-Plate  pocoto  Nov 30 00 
 In a haste to feed your face? 
 

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