Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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 joke detector  RobertKidney  Jun 24 01 
 fed up of hearing the same uselss jokes? 
 
 "Star of the Show" Crotch Light  smizzou  Jun 24 01 
 Turn going to the bathroom into a broadway experience 
 
 Muffin Drug Masking  Reverend D  Jun 24 01 
 Fail the company drug-test because of 'Muffin Lovin'? 
 
 Camel Care  Reverend D  Jun 24 01 
 Big tobacco taking care of its customers. 
 
 Laser Sight for Mr. Winky  Reverend D  Jun 24 01 
 For those with poor aim. 
 
 Last Man on Earth  juan2003  Jun 24 01 
 Obviously a show for the Fox network 
 
 personal lightning rod suit  hob  Jun 24 01 
 "COME 'N GET ME!" - ZAP - "WHEE!" 
 
 Remote  WackyMan  Jun 25 01 
 Remote Control for a Remote Control 
 
 Pre-Paid Income Taxes  ayukawa  Jun 25 01 
 Employers should pay employee's taxes. 
 
 New Perfect Solids  The Military  Jun 25 01 
 Geometrists, Earn Your Pay. 
 
 Vegetarian Variations  juan2003  Jun 25 01 
 Just add Meat or Veggies 
 
 Is It Really A Fish?  benfrost  Jun 25 01 
 In association with the fish guillotine 
 
 Atmospheric pressure turbine  lubbit  Jun 25 01 
  
 
 FireHouses  RobertKidney  Jun 25 01 
 Fire hoses on Houses 
 
 Hermit Jury  Little_Crow  Jun 25 01 
 For those media circus court cases 
 
 Hinged bread  mrthingy  Jun 25 01 
 two slices of bread with a hinge (of bread) to keep your sandwich together 
 
 bag o' baking soda  cswiii  Jun 25 01 
 bad air works against itself 
 
 Plane planting  rayfo  Jun 25 01 
 Dropping plants from a plane 
 
 Typo-corrector  rayfo  Jun 25 01 
 Seated one day at the keyboard ... 
 
 Senior Survivor  lbjay  Jun 25 01 
 aka The Unloved, Unplugged 
 
 Midnight Kitty Laser Game  rmutt  Jun 25 01 
 Entertain domestic nocturnal critters. 
 
 Karaoke w/ extra headphones-only tracks  supercat  Jun 25 01 
 Help karaoke singers by letting them "sing along" with prerecorded singer(s) 
 
 Pornography-Enhanced Second-Hand Computers  snarfyguy  Jun 25 01 
 A way to increase the resale value of second-hand computers 
 
 Pornography Tycoon  mrkillboy  Jun 26 01 
 I'll try to be as least vulgar as possible... 
 
 Star Wars: Episode 2 Love Ballad  mrkillboy  Jun 26 01 
 And on the bongos...Jar Jar Binks! 
 
 Musical Cover Switcheroony  mrkillboy  Jun 26 01 
 "Hey! This songbook they left behind is all empty!" 
 
 White Roads Stop Global Warming  mrkillboy  Jun 26 01 
 Inspired by the thread that is PeterSealy's "Global Cooling". 
 
 happy toaster  taution  Jun 26 01 
 Like a hot knife through butter. 
 
 "The Clapper" Belt Buckle  smizzou  Jun 26 01 
 Belt Buckle and other clothes that work with Clapper technology 
 
 Stay-Put Velcro Sheets  smizzou  Jun 26 01 
 Velcro-lined sheets and bedspreads that stay put as you toss and turn 
 
 Poster-sized Post-it Notes  smizzou  Jun 26 01 
 Huge post-its for the sides of buildings and other various poster uses 
 
 Retractable Knife Sheaths  smizzou  Jun 26 01 
 Large kitchen knives that have sheaths that rectract into the handle at the push of a button 
 
 TiVo Car Radio  randydarden  Jun 26 01 
 Recording, instant replay in the car. 
 
 semi-Dvorak layout  supercat  Jun 26 01 
 Dvorak keyboard layout for most functions, but not ctrl-key combinations 
 
 The Virtual World  juan2003  Jun 26 01 
 Exactly like "The Real World" but different 
 
 Speed Injecting Sunglasses  johnny_smooth  Jun 26 01 
 Clothing for substance addicts 
 
 Health Indicating Toilet Paper  BartJan  Jun 26 01 
 Tells you when your poopoo is ohoh and women's pipi is nana 
 
 daylight fireworks  gravelpit  Jun 26 01 
 why wait till sundown? 
 
 Bicycle tracks  lubbit  Jun 26 01 
  
 
 TV Normalizer  sdm  Jun 26 01 
 Televison Commercial Normalizer 
 
 Symbiotic Ideas  DrBob  Jun 26 01 
 In keeping with the half-baked theme of 
 
 Idées Symbiotiques  beauxeault  Jun 26 01 
  
 
 Uber-Religion  sdm  Jun 26 01 
 An all-inclusive belief structure to end religiously fuelled conflict! 
 
 Toothbrush lock  rayfo  Jun 26 01 
 Might reduce spread of diseases 
 
 Rug-saver  rayfo  Jun 26 01 
 Useful for rare oriental rugs? 
 
 Washing Cycle Select  MuddDog  Jun 27 01 
 Smart machines automatically select what cycle to use 
 
 No toothbrushes  rayfo  Jun 27 01 
 Who needs toothbrushes anyway? 
 
 Single digit speed limits  LoriZ  Jun 27 01 
 Misc. services for drivers and passengers of slow moving vehicles 
 
 Butter in a metal tube  hello_c  Jun 27 01 
 Melt the butter & squirt it where you will 
 
 Taxes contingent on spending  LoriZ  Jun 27 01 
 Not the other way around 
 
 CO2 Cartridge Fueled Plant Generator  Cryptic33  Jun 27 01 
 CO2 cartridge co2 dispersement device. 
 
 Scary House Guest  mrkillboy  Jun 27 01 
 Be a ghost. 
 
 Confined Cubicle  jaffa  Jun 27 01 
 Make the trip to the office toilets a pleasant one (finally!) 
 
 I can't believe it's not meat!  juan2003  Jun 27 01 
 Like McDonald's but honest 
 
 Unhinged Bread  goff  Jun 27 01 
 Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the fridge.. 
 
 Programmable Remote Devices  juan2003  Jun 27 01 
 Universally Remote Controlled Device 
 
 Narcosis bar  Nadir  Jun 27 01 
 Hangover-free fun thanks to nitrogen toxicity 
 
 Measuring aid  rayfo  Jun 27 01 
 Measurement-marked masking tape 
 
 Gravemail  Skybird  Jun 27 01 
 Loved ones leave voicemail for those left behind 
 
 Minimess Brush  rayfo  Jun 27 01 
 Paintbrush packaging idea 
 
 Lawnmower TV  globaltourniquet  Jun 27 01 
 for juan 
 
 Sex Ed.  VeXaR  Jun 27 01 
 The real thing. 
 
 Spittoon  nick_n_uit  Jun 27 01 
 Rephase spitoons back into popular fashion, with a few improvements... 
 
 Previous Channel Queue  nick_n_uit  Jun 27 01 
 Make the Prev Chan cycle through more than 2 channels 
 
 Ingest-N-Sweat  nick_n_uit  Jun 27 01 
 Because old-fashioned sweat just isn't cool enough 
 
 Stay-in-the-Car Amusement Park  smizzou  Jun 27 01 
 Amusement park where all rides are made for cars 
 
 Photo- and Thermochromic Acrylic Paints  Dog Ed  Jun 28 01 
 Paintings change color with temperature and lighting conditions 
 
 Last-Minute Afterlife for Atheists  Dog Ed  Jun 28 01 
 Device disables dying patients sense of time and stimulates joy and pleasure. 
 
 Controllably Flexible Fillet Knife  Dog Ed  Jun 28 01 
 Knife blade can bend under user control to carve a bony roast. 
 
 X-Ray Mirror  The Military  Jun 28 01 
 For a Deeper Level of Grooming...and More 
 
 DVD Annotations  wiml  Jun 28 01 
 For fan subs, or do-it-yourself MST3K 
 
 Halfbakery Background Colors  mrkillboy  Jun 28 01 
 Because white is kinda dull. 
 
 DVD-ROM Compatible Set Top DVD Player  mrkillboy  Jun 28 01 
 All the DVD-ROM goodness on your set top player. 
 
 Lowrider Destruction Derby  mrkillboy  Jun 28 01 
  
 
 Snooker  Barnsley  Jun 28 01 
 Snooker/pool table for hovercrafts and ships. 
 
 Postmodern History Map  futurebird  Jun 28 01 
 A new way to organize history 
 
 Handheld Atari 2600  mrkillboy  Jun 28 01 
 "I got high score on River Raid!" 
 
 Petty Thugs  sdm  Jun 28 01 
 Cute pet by day, bad-ass thug by night. 
 
 Shatamatic  ShatteredPizza  Jun 28 01 
 Shatter stuff with a special particle beam 
 
 Paranoidosensor  ShatteredPizza  Jun 28 01 
 Caught up being paranoid? 
 
 Stress computer  Nadir  Jun 28 01 
 Easy-on-the-knuckles padded PC 
 
 Religious  rabid_peacock  Jun 28 01 
 Smile to the crucifiction whist sharpening your pencil! 
 
 Professional Drowners  bylaw  Jun 28 01 
 How good are your public pools' lifeguards? 
 
 A round tuit  rayfo  Jun 28 01 
 There are lots of tuits around 
 
 Security camera  rayfo  Jun 28 01 
 Improvement to security cameras? 
 
 "No Worry" Feeling Boards  smizzou  Jun 28 01 
 Boards kept in homes or central public places where people maintain lists of who is on their good side or bad side 
 
 Fast-Food Rubbish Launcher  Dog Ed  Jun 28 01 
 Drop food waste in table-top unit and it boings through the air to central rubbish bin. 
 
 restau-rant & bakery  mihali  Jun 28 01 
 let everyone know how you feel 
 
 wolf wolf bombs  technobadger  Jun 28 01 
 one for the evil freedom foundation 
 
 Abolish "H"  smizzou  Jun 28 01 
 Drop the letter "H" from the alphabet 
 
 Disaster Names for People  smizzou  Jun 28 01 
 Name people after natural disasters 
 
 colourful gastropods  technobadger  Jun 28 01 
 to crawl on[perhaps goths or something] randomly 
 
 Poo-pourri  tikifish  Jun 28 01 
 Poo-pourri for the toilet bowl 
 
 random weave  technobadger  Jun 28 01 
 more interesting tartan 
 
 Allergy AIDS  guyonthecouch  Jun 28 01 
 The end of all allergies. 
 
 Sterility Bomb  guyonthecouch  Jun 28 01 
 Population contol at its most extreme. 
 
 Allergy-free cats and dogs  guyonthecouch  Jun 28 01 
 Genetically engineer animals so they don't provoke an allergic response. 
 
 High Flyer  sdm  Jun 28 01 
 A fly which can't be left undone. 
 
 Marathon Karaoke  mrkillboy  Jun 29 01 
 "And now, mrkillboy singing his WinAmp playlist!" 
 
 Train Karaoke  mrkillboy  Jun 29 01 
  
 

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