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 States' Rights.(rites??)  medicinehorse  Jun 30 00 
 A solution to the Texas problem... 
 
 Automatic Commuter Waker  MrTheRich  Jun 30 00 
 A device for waking sleeping commuters before they miss their destination 
 
 Modern Day Gladiatorial Event  mrkillboy  Jun 30 00 
 Think World Championship Wrestling meets Russell Crowe Movie 
 
 Blair Witch Game Show  mrkillboy  Jun 30 00 
 Like "Survivor" but better. 
 
 "Change it" Mobile / Remote  MrTheRich  Jun 30 00 
 Use your Mobile as a remote 
 
 food from sunlight  fleasting  Jun 30 00 
 hey, plants do it, why not us? 
 
 AirBagz(tm) for Clothing  DrBob  Jun 30 00 
 No more nasty scrapes when you fall over 
 
 Towed  blahginger  Jun 30 00 
 Photo Essay of People who just discovered their car was towed 
 
 # of outstanding packets indicator  supercat  Jun 30 00 
 Shows whether dialup-connection packets are vanishing into the aether 
 
 Stop signaling aliens!  beauxeault  Jun 30 00 
 Are we "killing them softly with our songs?" 
 
 bamboo bacon stretcher  hadji  Jun 30 00 
 funky-curly bacon… no more! 
 
 doctor toilet  gilest  Jun 30 00 
 medical advice at your convenience 
 
 travel stroller  kittymeow  Jun 30 00 
 stroller that's lightweight and folds up into backpack 
 
 B&W camera  beauxeault  Jun 30 00 
 WYSIWYG preview for black & white photographers. 
 
 Transparent Nosepicker  jeanlucp  Jun 30 00 
 Picking device that no one can see 
 
 Class Action Traffic Jam  blahginger  Jun 30 00 
 Sue those people you are rubbernecking at 
 
 sexy car coffee machine  spark  Jun 30 00 
 keep your caffeine hot and steamy all ride long 
 
 Annual Hate Week  ps  Jul 01 00 
 So that we can live peacefully the rest of the year... 
 
 frozen toast  chazz3  Jul 01 00 
 Quick breakfast treat 
 
 Built-in sex amplifier  velvetknight  Jul 01 00 
  
 
 Who Wants to be a Millionaire? (X-Treme Version)  mrkillboy  Jul 01 00 
 Mix the current format with good old hooliganism. 
 
 Calculators  Vernon  Jul 01 00 
 Highly capable solar-powered calculators 
 
 SCSI controllers  Vernon  Jul 01 00 
 really smart SCSI controllers 
 
 Enhanced Brake Lights 2  LunaCity  Jul 01 00 
 Reverse High Beams 
 
 adjustable polarising sunglasses  mrkillboy  Jul 01 00 
 Polarising glasses that DON'T work automatically. 
 
 Scented Diapers  purehyde  Jul 01 00 
 add pine scented air fresheners (car type) 
 
 recyclable landfill  fleasting  Jul 01 00 
 separate all garbage back into its constituent elements 
 
 golfowling  fleasting  Jul 01 00 
 golf + bowling, duh 
 
 Car Alarms  Bradw  Jul 02 00 
 more effective means for attention 
 
 Beer pills  michael  Jul 02 00 
 Pop pills and get drunk. 
 
 Mobile Pub  DrBob  Jul 02 00 
 Enjoy more quality drinking time 
 
 TVP BLT  reensure  Jul 02 00 
 microwavable cold vegetables made of Textured Vegetable Protein 
 
 lullaby pillow  qleoca  Jul 02 00 
 pillow that humms your favourite melodies 
 
 pre-written diary  qleoca  Jul 02 00 
 self-explanatory name 
 
 oasis kit  qleoca  Jul 03 00 
 easy to pack, easy to put together 
 
 remote phone  motorman  Jul 03 00 
 univeral tv remote/cordless phone 
 
 new money  fleasting  Jul 03 00 
 same color different faces 
 
 anonymous proxying/caching network  erik  Jul 03 00 
 surf the net anonymously: never look for proxy servers again 
 
 ideas recorder  brutus  Jul 03 00 
 something to keep you from forgetting 
 
 Automobile Paint Ball  MadGrl  Jul 03 00 
 Warn other drivers of bad motorists 
 
 Dehydrated Water  Lemon  Jul 03 00 
 No, not the old joke. This is Powdered Instant Mineral Water 
 
 The Car Coaster  ChachieWawa  Jul 03 00 
 Drink/Car saver. 
 
 LCD windows for cars  yaelnoam  Jul 03 00 
 "LCD windows for cars" 
 
 bio alarm clock  yaelnoam  Jul 03 00 
 "bio sensetive alarm clock" 
 
 Exer-net  FakeGreenDress  Jul 03 00 
 Keep web addicts in shape. 
 
 Mirrored contact lenses  hippo  Jul 04 00 
 Cool contact lenses 
 
 Bio-book  yomarkos  Jul 04 00 
 Encode books in DNA 
 
 NutriBooze  yomarkos  Jul 04 00 
 Fortify beverage alcohol with vitamins and other nutrients. 
 
 G*O*D  yomarkos  Jul 04 00 
 G*O*D synthesized, better than Soma 
 
 Automatic Opinion Polls  DrBob  Jul 04 00 
 Ensures that your opinion is always registered 
 
 warning servers  fleasting  Jul 05 00 
 spread common sense throughout the land 
 
 Flight-Sim Fighter Planes  beauxeault  Jul 05 00 
 Why expose fighter pilots to battle? 
 
 roof-rack boat  gav  Jul 06 00 
 A streamlined roof-rack luggage box that's also a boat 
 
 non-stopping tube/subway trains  ccaamgw  Jul 06 00 
 Much faster tube/subway service as trains only stop at ends of lines 
 
 Underwater Cigarettes  ccaamgw  Jul 06 00 
 Enjoy the beauty of cigarette smoking - under water! 
 
 Flavored Utensils  JT  Jul 06 00 
 Spice up your food without having to buy spices 
 
 Ski Lift Ads  JT  Jul 06 00 
 Put big ol' ads on the back of all ski lift chairs 
 
 Vitamin Spices  JT  Jul 06 00 
 Powdered vitamins mixed in with your favorite spices 
 
 Studying Incentive  JT  Jul 06 00 
 Pay freshmen for good grades 
 
 Visible EOL  dominus  Jul 06 00 
 ternminal program displays visible end-of-line marker 
 
 Stereograph T-Shirts  JT  Jul 06 00 
 3D images popping out at unwary strangers... 
 
 Take the Tube  pitch  Jul 06 00 
 Pneumatic travel 
 
 Wireless public transportation map  bookworm  Jul 06 00 
 Display the locations of buses/trains on the route 
 
 Speeding  Bradw  Jul 06 00 
 enforcing Interstate speed limits 
 
 Lung Brush  ccaamgw  Jul 06 00 
 Clean tar clogged lungs easily 
 
 Highway Hay  beauxeault  Jul 06 00 
 Make hay where the sun shines 
 
 Audio Daisy Chain  Eeyore  Jul 07 00 
 Hook together all your little beeping boxes 
 
 Human Bioluminescence  amadeus  Jul 07 00 
 Gene thearpy for glowing skin fashions 
 
 Relationship Contract  ccaamgw  Jul 07 00 
 Renewable contract for relationships. Relationship didn't work out? Dont renew the contract! 
 
 Digital Watch Shirt  mrkillboy  Jul 07 00 
 Shirt with a big LCD that shows the time. 
 
 GPS Camera/video  Mickey the Fish  Jul 07 00 
 Annotates photos with location info 
 
 Vomit Handbag  Mickey the Fish  Jul 07 00 
 Handbag which can be vomitted into 
 
 Pockets for Nudists  ccaamgw  Jul 07 00 
 Body Storage area for Nudists 
 
 Washing powder  Hella  Jul 07 00 
 Frangrance your clothes with your favourite perfume 
 
 Twin-track Train  teddy  Jul 07 00 
 Luxury trains twice the width of normal trains 
 
 radio timer  cathy  Jul 07 00 
 Tapes all your favourite programmes off the radio 
 
 Blood Power Supply  Mickey the Fish  Jul 07 00 
 Power supply fuelled by users lifeblood 
 
 Quadruple Decker Buses  ccaamgw  Jul 07 00 
 Buses with four decks rather than two 
 
 Which? Secret Service  Mickey the Fish  Jul 07 00 
 New role for MI5,CIA,KGB 
 
 Spectacles calculator  gilest  Jul 07 00 
 Look n add up 
 
 Nice nano dentist  gilest  Jul 07 00 
 A drink that looks after your teeth 
 
 GPS Spirit Level  Mickey the Fish  Jul 07 00 
 A gravity-independent spirit level 
 
 dissolving underwear  zollner  Jul 07 00 
  
 
 Sign Language "Poetry"  beauxeault  Jul 07 00 
 Dance and poetry combined into a single (new?) art form. 
 
 Thermonuclear Spectacle  Mickey the Fish  Jul 07 00 
 Atom bombs would make great fireworks 
 
 Port-o-meter  Vladtheinhaler  Jul 07 00 
 Portable parking meter 
 
 Reflective Car Skin  mrkillboy  Jul 08 00 
 Replaces metal plates and windows with reflective mirrors and glass. 
 
 Disco Panel  mrkillboy  Jul 08 00 
 Large flat panel playing lightshow directed by music. 
 
 Rented Video Review Scanner  mrkillboy  Jul 08 00 
 Determines whether that video you want to rent out is worth watching. 
 
 Razor Hat  mrkillboy  Jul 08 00 
 Hat with razor brim. 
 
 Aeroplane Wheel Turbines  Jim  Jul 08 00 
 Extend life of aeroplane tyres by making them spin before landing. 
 
 Shade glass  pitch  Jul 08 00 
 Windows that turn opaque with electricity 
 
 Wearable Lightshow  mrkillboy  Jul 08 00 
 Clothes that display a lightshow. 
 
 FX Boots  mrkillboy  Jul 08 00 
 Boots with sound effects! 
 
 Song Detection with Volume Control  mrkillboy  Jul 08 00 
 Detects favorite/hated songs and adjusts volume accordingly. 
 
 glasses  chuckster  Jul 08 00 
 press button and windscreen wipers start on the lenses 
 
 games for all  chuckster  Jul 08 00 
 Boring games sutable for the old and new 
 
 !  dnm  Jul 08 00 
 Backspace for phones 
 
 Wooden Peanuts  eehen  Jul 09 00 
 Grind Peanuts From Wood, Sometimes 
 
 Food Boiling Suits  eehen  Jul 09 00 
 Boil Food Like Fremen Saved Water! 
 

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