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 Snooker  Barnsley  Jun 28 01 
 Snooker/pool table for hovercrafts and ships. 
 
 Postmodern History Map  futurebird  Jun 28 01 
 A new way to organize history 
 
 Handheld Atari 2600  mrkillboy  Jun 28 01 
 "I got high score on River Raid!" 
 
 Petty Thugs  sdm  Jun 28 01 
 Cute pet by day, bad-ass thug by night. 
 
 Shatamatic  ShatteredPizza  Jun 28 01 
 Shatter stuff with a special particle beam 
 
 Paranoidosensor  ShatteredPizza  Jun 28 01 
 Caught up being paranoid? 
 
 Stress computer  Nadir  Jun 28 01 
 Easy-on-the-knuckles padded PC 
 
 Religious  rabid_peacock  Jun 28 01 
 Smile to the crucifiction whist sharpening your pencil! 
 
 Professional Drowners  bylaw  Jun 28 01 
 How good are your public pools' lifeguards? 
 
 A round tuit  rayfo  Jun 28 01 
 There are lots of tuits around 
 
 Security camera  rayfo  Jun 28 01 
 Improvement to security cameras? 
 
 "No Worry" Feeling Boards  smizzou  Jun 28 01 
 Boards kept in homes or central public places where people maintain lists of who is on their good side or bad side 
 
 Fast-Food Rubbish Launcher  Dog Ed  Jun 28 01 
 Drop food waste in table-top unit and it boings through the air to central rubbish bin. 
 
 restau-rant & bakery  mihali  Jun 28 01 
 let everyone know how you feel 
 
 wolf wolf bombs  technobadger  Jun 28 01 
 one for the evil freedom foundation 
 
 Abolish "H"  smizzou  Jun 28 01 
 Drop the letter "H" from the alphabet 
 
 Disaster Names for People  smizzou  Jun 28 01 
 Name people after natural disasters 
 
 colourful gastropods  technobadger  Jun 28 01 
 to crawl on[perhaps goths or something] randomly 
 
 Poo-pourri  tikifish  Jun 28 01 
 Poo-pourri for the toilet bowl 
 
 random weave  technobadger  Jun 28 01 
 more interesting tartan 
 
 Allergy AIDS  guyonthecouch  Jun 28 01 
 The end of all allergies. 
 
 Sterility Bomb  guyonthecouch  Jun 28 01 
 Population contol at its most extreme. 
 
 Allergy-free cats and dogs  guyonthecouch  Jun 28 01 
 Genetically engineer animals so they don't provoke an allergic response. 
 
 High Flyer  sdm  Jun 28 01 
 A fly which can't be left undone. 
 
 Marathon Karaoke  mrkillboy  Jun 29 01 
 "And now, mrkillboy singing his WinAmp playlist!" 
 
 Train Karaoke  mrkillboy  Jun 29 01 
  
 
 keyboard off switch  yunohu  Jun 29 01 
 keeps it from beeping 
 
 Combating Parasitic Capitalism  edgarh  Jun 29 01 
 Paying off the moneylenders in ten cent pieces 
 
 Use for foil  rayfo  Jun 29 01 
 Sheltered workshop activity 
 
 Near-acid  mrthingy  Jun 29 01 
 like near-beer, but for the LSD crowd 
 
 P2P global organ auction house  digidj  Jun 29 01 
 eliminate the middlemen and connect buyer and sellers with a distributed network 
 
 Automatic Picker-Stopper  guyonthecouch  Jun 29 01 
 A solution for all of those people who pick their nose as a habit 
 
 Exploding Robot Children  acb  Jun 29 01 
 A solution to the paedophile crisis 
 
 Expiring DVD region locks  acb  Jun 29 01 
 Protect box office revenues without ripping off consumers 
 
 Fridge design  rayfo  Jun 29 01 
 To produce chilled pure water 
 
 Improved Spork  smizzou  Jun 29 01 
 Spork with knife application as well 
 
 64-128MB Floppy  ecolonsmak  Jun 29 01 
 Works in everybody's 3.5" drive, but it holds 64MB. 
 
 Halfbakery Neologisms  The Military  Jun 29 01 
 Look It Up and You'll Find a Picture of... 
 
 Freestyle Square Dancing  The Military  Jun 30 01 
 "Promenade if ya care to..." 
 
 Instant skyway  futurebird  Jun 30 01 
 Cross busy streets with ease! 
 
 crosswalk people-counter eye  futurebird  Jun 30 01 
 making traffic democratic 
 
 Real blind dates  futurebird  Jun 30 01 
 for those of us who need to lower our standards 
 
 Spifenorkenfoon  The Military  Jun 30 01 
 Because Trick Utensil Ideas...DO NOT SUCK! 
 
 freeway chapel performance art  futurebird  Jun 30 01 
 ... they are the cathedrals of out time ... 
 
 Fag "that's ciggs to the rest of you" lock box  futurebird  Jun 30 01 
 To help quit or moderate smoking 
 
 ex smoker driver's license  futurebird  Jun 30 01 
 "let me see your ID" 
 
 Car trash  rayfo  Jun 30 01 
 Designed-in mini "laundry chute" 
 
 Organic Matter Electricity Creator  rkw77  Jun 30 01 
 Turn your rubbish into Electricity 
 
 airconditioning  Gerry  Jul 01 01 
 alternate to Freon 
 
 My First Meth Lab  AfroAssault  Jul 01 01 
 Get them started right 
 
 Non user-friendly  rayfo  Jul 01 01 
 Computer compared with a car 
 
 Ozzy-O's  djymm  Jul 01 01 
 part of a nutritious and head-banging breakfast 
 
 Dob in a Super Villain  sdm  Jul 01 01 
 A toll free number you can call to bust super villains 
 
 Tattoo Warnings  sdm  Jul 01 01 
 Warn people about the long-term dangers involved with tattoos 
 
 Standardise Kitchenware  MrKangaroo  Jul 01 01 
 The end to unstackable kitchenware 
 
 Join COSA  rayfo  Jul 01 01 
 Cycles on Sidewalks Association 
 
 Grape Power  dekoi  Jul 01 01 
 Harness the power of the humble grape 
 
 Have-a-go Superhero  lubbit  Jul 01 01 
  
 
 Disco Party Bathroom  AfroAssault  Jul 01 01 
 Relive the '70s in the bathroom 
 
 soak-a-bloke.com  AfroAssault  Jul 01 01 
 No, I'm not British 
 
 Ice Cream Truck Ho-Down  AfroAssault  Jul 01 01 
 Because no one should be above the law. Even though Steven Segal always is on movies. 
 
 Weight loss GM tape worm  mhh5  Jul 02 01 
 Genetically modified tape worm for weight loss. 
 
 Comeback Courier  gravytrain  Jul 02 01 
 deliver that post conversation "zinger" instead of thinking if only... 
 
 Cold Air Hand Dryers  Lemon  Jul 02 01 
 Blast dry air rather than hot air at your hands 
 
 Music-Video House  smizzou  Jul 02 01 
 House where the rooms are furnished like the sets to rap and rock music videos 
 
 Drive-in IMAX Theatre  globaltourniquet  Jul 02 01 
 Stack the cars 
 
 "I'm coming!"  blixa  Jul 02 01 
 phone responds when you yell at it 
 
 Vanity Bar  sdm  Jul 02 01 
 A horizontal bar streched across the mirror for the perfect side burns. 
 
 Dancing weather  rayfo  Jul 03 01 
 Choreographing the weather reports 
 
 Garage Rogue  dsm  Jul 03 01 
 Open a city's garages. 
 
 Built-in battery charger  nwheat  Jul 03 01 
 Flat battery? Just plug it in! 
 
 Vamousse  The O'Blivions  Jul 03 01 
 Combination hair mousse and delouser. 
 
 EggZooka!  The O'Blivions  Jul 03 01 
 Anonymous revenge for a busy world. 
 
 Rubik's cube house  lubbit  Jul 03 01 
 (formerly Rubrix cube house - thanks angel) 
 
 BlenderStraw  angel  Jul 03 01 
  
 
 Sim-Mafia  BG85  Jul 03 01 
 Sim-mafia: the macro-managed Mafia game 
 
 MultiTubes?  rayfo  Jul 03 01 
 Two, three or more varieties 
 
 Anti-tobacco  rayfo  Jul 03 01 
 Anti-tobacco toothpaste. 
 
 Aurora skywriting  Nadir  Jul 03 01 
 Induce aurorae to wow the consumers 
 
 lots of files same-thinger  technobadger  Jul 03 01 
 edit huge numbers of images simultaneously 
 
 Warm Baby Trap  Dr Furtz  Jul 04 01 
 No more mosquito hunting at 3:00 am 
 
 broomstick flight simulator  wiml  Jul 04 01 
 new input device for game consoles 
 
 Ignorsticism  The Military  Jul 04 01 
 Proprietary Dogma 
 
 Titanus  benfrost  Jul 04 01 
 Titanic the Gay Version 
 
 Nitrous Masks  vansloot  Jul 05 01 
 Combination oxygen/nitrous oxide masks on airliners 
 
 0.5 friendly bus  Legend  Jul 05 01 
 Segregated, but not racially! 
 
 Automated MP3 search & retrieval  zapped  Jul 05 01 
 Downloads MP3 files automatically based on a user's wish list. 
 
 Curved Edge Frames  benfrost  Jul 05 01 
 Object or Subject? 
 
 "Improved"? remote  rayfo  Jul 05 01 
 Auto re-switch-on remote 
 
 Kitchen Floor Conveyor  butterjug2000  Jul 05 01 
 Conveyor belt floor never needs cleaning 
 
 Jimi Hendrix Fire Alarm  smizzou  Jul 05 01 
 Fire Alarms that play Jimi Hendrix's "Fire" 
 
 LIFE Job-Switch  smizzou  Jul 05 01 
 Have people able to switch jobs and salaries like in the "Game of Life" board game 
 
 Fantasy Lockets for All  smizzou  Jul 05 01 
 Upon birth, give every human a "magic" locket that matches only one other one in the world 
 
 Computer-generated paint-by-number  LoriZ  Jul 05 01 
 CAD application or add-on that chooses siding materials 
 
 Cubecycle  roselma  Jul 05 01 
 A desk with pedals. 
 
 Schrodinger's Soup  globaltourniquet  Jul 06 01 
  
 
 Auto-Dialing Pagers  Rico419  Jul 06 01 
 Pagers that place calls for you. 
 
 Schrödinger penalty shootout  lubbit  Jul 06 01 
  
 
 Construction toy  rayfo  Jul 06 01 
 Using corrugated board 
 
 Cotton Cheese  butterjug2000  Jul 06 01 
 Instead of cotton candy.... 
 

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