| | smarter alarm clock | | antoniebrentano | | Mar 26 01 |
| | ... because the dot isn't enough |
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| | upside-down stands | | antoniebrentano | | Mar 26 01 |
| | for that slow moving and sticky food in jars |
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| | Buy A Government | | rcornell | | Mar 26 01 |
| | To resurrect the plight of the Third World, put it up for sale. |
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| | will to portal | | djymm | | Mar 27 01 |
| | bottom-hinged doors for maximum drama |
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| | shotfridge | | djymm | | Mar 27 01 |
| | a cold shot dispenser right next to the ice machine |
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| | Urinal Landing System | | riposte | | Mar 27 01 |
| | Guidance when you need it most... |
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| | Children's Cattle Grid | | riposte | | Mar 27 01 |
| | Prioritising adult traffic... |
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| | Custard-Filled Speed Bumps | | riposte | | Mar 27 01 |
| | Tastier Traffic-Calming |
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| | Car-cam | | davee | | Mar 27 01 |
| | Cheaper insurance for all |
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| | Pocket Y-fronts | | bps | | Mar 27 01 |
| | Y-fronts with unique "double pocket" inlays for discreet privacy. |
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| | Peeps S'Mores | | sfenwick | | Mar 27 01 |
| | Shove a little Peeps (TM) marshmallow birdie onto a skewer then into the fire! Add chocolcate, graham crackers, and voila! |
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| | Digi Cam/Scan | | GusLacerda | | Mar 28 01 |
| | Instead of a using a scanner, set up a digital camera on a tripod. |
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| | scrolling bathroom floor | | moonmoose | | Mar 28 01 |
| | a Urinal Landing System alternative |
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| | Small Country Syndicates | | Aristotle | | Mar 28 01 |
| | A Way to Help Small Countries Survive |
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| | More Ethical Meats | | sirrobin | | Mar 28 01 |
| | Serving what could eat you. |
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| | Nanotech hair dye | | acb | | Mar 28 01 |
| | Colour-cycling nanobots embedded in hair shaft |
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| | 303 acid ring tones | | acb | | Mar 28 01 |
| | Mobile phones with a 303-based sound generator onboard. |
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| | LSD for the homeless | | acb | | Mar 28 01 |
| | Enough LSD to get them committed and into shelter |
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| | Self-Sustaining Royal Family | | acb | | Mar 28 01 |
| | How to make the British royal family pay its own way |
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| | seasonal webcam | | egnor | | Mar 28 01 |
| | Swap days for hours. |
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| | Nutritious Nappies | | marmite | | Mar 28 01 |
| | Used nappies provide irrigation to the drought-stricken regions |
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| | Alan Tracy is a Wimp | | DrBob | | Mar 28 01 |
| | Tin-Tin Should Dump him and set up home with Parker. |
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| | Close-Hulled Ships | | Yoji | | Mar 29 01 |
| | Decent Spacecraft |
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| | Fluorescent window | | PotatoStew | | Mar 29 01 |
| | I'm not sure why... |
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| | Goose Down Underwear | | benfrost | | Mar 29 01 |
| | MMmmm soft AND sexy |
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| | TCP/IP over MIDI | | acb | | Mar 29 01 |
| | A means for tunneling TCP/IP over MIDI interfaces |
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| | petitions.com | | nick_n_uit | | Mar 29 01 |
| | An online site for petitions |
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| | Make it go away! | | absterge | | Mar 29 01 |
| | Please, just let my brain hide. |
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| | Profit | | anselda | | Mar 29 01 |
| | Who is making the money? |
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| | Lawyer's Day | | acb | | Mar 29 01 |
| | America's next Hallmark Event |
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| | Product placement in Star Wars prequels | | acb | | Mar 29 01 |
| | How to get brands into the Star Wars universe... sort of |
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| | logic gates | | ugly_kid | | Mar 29 01 |
| | weird logic gates |
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| | power | | sagar | | Mar 29 01 |
| | harness power fromdownhill runs |
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| | Really Big Eggroll | | pnewp | | Mar 29 01 |
| | Why are they so small? |
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| | User Favourites list | | acb | | Mar 30 01 |
| | Presenting a user's favourite ideas on their user page |
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| | Swiss-Army Codpiece | | riposte | | Mar 30 01 |
| | One size fits all? |
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| | Fortune Beer | | pnewp | | Mar 30 01 |
| | For a new microbrewery... |
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| | Subs | | Op | | Mar 30 01 |
| | Sub Culture restaurant |
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| | daylight savings (2) | | alzz | | Mar 30 01 |
| | move it half an hour and leave it there |
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| | Inmate Power Grid | | Quietus | | Mar 31 01 |
| | Make them pedal back their debt to society. |
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| | braillespeak | | djymm | | Mar 31 01 |
| | the conversation that's never overheard |
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| | Edible Cutlery | | PotatoPete | | Mar 31 01 |
| | Edible cutlery cuts down on washing up |
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| | Coffee taps | | PotatoPete | | Mar 31 01 |
| | Hot coffee without the wait |
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| | Adult-contemporary rap | | acb | | Mar 31 01 |
| | Boring, conservative hip-hop for staid grownups |
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| | Gollum plush doll | | nick_n_uit | | Mar 31 01 |
| | Soon to be on the top of every doll collector's wish list |
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| | Bus transport | | rayfo | | Apr 01 01 |
| | The staying-awake problem |
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| | Luminous wallpaper | | Scarth | | Apr 01 01 |
| | no need to buy any more light bulbs! |
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| | {symbols} | | [ sctld ] | | Apr 01 01 |
| | A standardised way to indicate symbols |
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| | Working/Middle Class Monarchy | | [ sctld ] | | Apr 01 01 |
| | A Monarchy that works |
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| | Muslim health | | rayfo | | Apr 02 01 |
| | Muslims and alcohol-free health |
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| | Meta-Engine for Recent News | | GusLacerda | | Apr 02 01 |
| | A Search Engine that searches recent news from different sources |
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| | remote control2 | | masingerz | | Apr 02 01 |
| | shock proof remote control (optional pager) |
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| | Permanence | | absterge | | Apr 02 01 |
| | If you're gonna say it, make sure you can live with it. |
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| | Goth Wings | | acb | | Apr 02 01 |
| | Like raver fairy wings, only more spooky |
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| | no shaking movie theater seats | | procrastinator | | Apr 02 01 |
| | so you can watch a show without being annoyed by somebody shaking and tapping on your chair. |
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| | Cocktail Sippy Cup | | 1percent | | Apr 02 01 |
| | Renders bar towels obsolete. |
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| | Electric bath | | Scarth | | Apr 02 01 |
| | no need to run a bath, just hop in and heat up! |
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| | public body paint | | panthaz paradise | | Apr 02 01 |
| | and no *sigh* its not a spelling mistake the 'L' is meant to be in public body paint |
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| | Pork Nog | | mcoen | | Apr 02 01 |
| | A holiday classic... with pork! |
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| | Detanglable Leash | | cheebug | | Apr 02 01 |
| | a leash that can never be wrapped again |
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| | ragnarok | | panthaz paradise | | Apr 02 01 |
| | similar, but different, to judgement day |
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| | bustin' rhymez all tha time | | panthaz paradise | | Apr 02 01 |
| | it'd make conversation much more interesting |
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| | fox hunter hunting | | panthaz paradise | | Apr 02 01 |
| | armies of animal rights activists chase royalty through the countryside for several hours |
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| | Flatulence Indicator | | Little_Crow | | Apr 02 01 |
| | Flatulence Indicator |
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| | Foreign profanity exchange | | arghblah | | Apr 02 01 |
| | Learn to swear in every foreign language |
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| | Public Fire | | benfrost | | Apr 03 01 |
| | Convenient Flame on Demand |
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| | Licorice Moustache | | benfrost | | Apr 03 01 |
| | Hours of fun |
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| | Just-in-time Email | | GusLacerda | | Apr 03 01 |
| | You tell your email program WHEN it should send the message |
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| | AirMan | | goodie | | Apr 03 01 |
| | Motorcyclists can breathe fresh air |
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| | JunkMail Disobedience Day | | riposte | | Apr 03 01 |
| | Send it back from whence it came |
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| | "dating" | | hughbrodie | | Apr 03 01 |
| | Get the green light |
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| | toothsalon | | gd | | Apr 03 01 |
| | Get your teeth professionally cleaned in a low-commitment environment |
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| | pee balls | | kendal | | Apr 03 01 |
| | Ping Pong balls printed with a slogons in a male trough urinal |
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| | Low Attention Span Room | | mcscotland | | Apr 03 01 |
| | Because most movie-goers seem to suffer from this. |
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| | Urban Ski-lift Mass-Transit | | hippo | | Apr 03 01 |
| | Metropolitan public transport, by ski-lift |
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| | Stinky Car Alert | | cheebug | | Apr 03 01 |
| | To alert the car in front of you that they are polluting! |
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| | Microsoft "Tangent" Button | | mcscotland | | Apr 03 01 |
| | Why always "next"???? |
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| | Stinky car alarm | | jons | | Apr 03 01 |
| | steal car, smell of eggs |
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| | Burglar trap | | panthaz paradise | | Apr 03 01 |
| | Trap burgulars till the police come, fun for all the family |
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| | the ultimate fire system | | panthaz paradise | | Apr 03 01 |
| | dont waste the firebrigade's time, let the house do the work! |
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| | GIMME A FISH! why? | | panthaz paradise | | Apr 03 01 |
| | what has a fish got to do with a bakery |
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| | nicotine-less cigarettes | | baby_steffee | | Apr 03 01 |
| | for people who are trying to stop |
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| | Classic Game | | JoshW | | Apr 03 01 |
| | The classic game |
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| | DVD and video | | baby_steffee | | Apr 03 01 |
| | mix them together |
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| | washing wardrobe | | baby_steffee | | Apr 03 01 |
| | washes your clothes hanging |
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| | TV in seats | | baby_steffee | | Apr 03 01 |
| | like they have on planes |
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| | Aromatherapy Coat Hangers | | leithgirl | | Apr 03 01 |
| | Change your clothes - change your mood |
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| | instantbeer | | fjd21 | | Apr 03 01 |
| | Freeze dried beer - for easy transportation |
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| | waste expulsion | | edski | | Apr 04 01 |
| | send waste into atmosphere to be dropped so friction burns it away |
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| | glasses2 | | pox | | Apr 04 01 |
| | HUD glasses |
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| | Electronic catalog with copyright references | | GusLacerda | | Apr 04 01 |
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| | Wide-Area Remote games | | gnormal | | Apr 04 01 |
| | online "team" games for thousands of people |
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| | SRPT queuing | | gjlee | | Apr 04 01 |
| | Minimize average wait times in lines |
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| | IM: Watch who you want | | GusLacerda | | Apr 04 01 |
| | Choose which buddies you want to watch |
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| | Central Index of Desired Features/Improvements | | GusLacerda | | Apr 04 01 |
| | Vote on what features you want... for ANY application |
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| | halfgangstaz | | absterge | | Apr 04 01 |
| | Were it not for the internet... |
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| | Urban Legends Diner | | 1percent | | Apr 04 01 |
| | Want an extra Coke with those Pop Rocks? |
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| | Communist Pool Hierarchy | | solomungus | | Apr 04 01 |
| | How to make everyone good at pool... |
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| | Trial-Town | | [ sctld ] | | Apr 04 01 |
| | Also known as Policyville |
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| | Painless DST Clock | | dsm | | Apr 05 01 |
| | Slowly transition to/from Daylight Savings Time. |
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