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 petitions.com  nick_n_uit  Mar 29 01 
 An online site for petitions 
 
 Make it go away!  absterge  Mar 29 01 
 Please, just let my brain hide. 
 
 Profit  anselda  Mar 29 01 
 Who is making the money? 
 
 Lawyer's Day  acb  Mar 29 01 
 America's next Hallmark Event 
 
 Product placement in Star Wars prequels  acb  Mar 29 01 
 How to get brands into the Star Wars universe... sort of 
 
 logic gates  ugly_kid  Mar 29 01 
 weird logic gates 
 
 power  sagar  Mar 29 01 
 harness power fromdownhill runs 
 
 Really Big Eggroll  pnewp  Mar 29 01 
 Why are they so small? 
 
 User Favourites list  acb  Mar 30 01 
 Presenting a user's favourite ideas on their user page 
 
 Swiss-Army Codpiece  riposte  Mar 30 01 
 One size fits all? 
 
 Fortune Beer  pnewp  Mar 30 01 
 For a new microbrewery... 
 
 Subs  Op  Mar 30 01 
 Sub Culture restaurant 
 
 daylight savings (2)  alzz  Mar 30 01 
 move it half an hour and leave it there 
 
 Inmate Power Grid  Quietus  Mar 31 01 
 Make them pedal back their debt to society. 
 
 braillespeak  djymm  Mar 31 01 
 the conversation that's never overheard 
 
 Edible Cutlery  PotatoPete  Mar 31 01 
 Edible cutlery cuts down on washing up 
 
 Coffee taps  PotatoPete  Mar 31 01 
 Hot coffee without the wait 
 
 Adult-contemporary rap  acb  Mar 31 01 
 Boring, conservative hip-hop for staid grownups 
 
 Gollum plush doll  nick_n_uit  Mar 31 01 
 Soon to be on the top of every doll collector's wish list 
 
 Bus transport  rayfo  Apr 01 01 
 The staying-awake problem 
 
 Luminous wallpaper  Scarth  Apr 01 01 
 no need to buy any more light bulbs! 
 
 {symbols}  [ sctld ]  Apr 01 01 
 A standardised way to indicate symbols 
 
 Working/Middle Class Monarchy  [ sctld ]  Apr 01 01 
 A Monarchy that works 
 
 Muslim health  rayfo  Apr 02 01 
 Muslims and alcohol-free health 
 
 Meta-Engine for Recent News  GusLacerda  Apr 02 01 
 A Search Engine that searches recent news from different sources 
 
 remote control2  masingerz  Apr 02 01 
 shock proof remote control (optional pager) 
 
 Permanence  absterge  Apr 02 01 
 If you're gonna say it, make sure you can live with it. 
 
 Goth Wings  acb  Apr 02 01 
 Like raver fairy wings, only more spooky 
 
 no shaking movie theater seats  procrastinator  Apr 02 01 
 so you can watch a show without being annoyed by somebody shaking and tapping on your chair. 
 
 Cocktail Sippy Cup  1percent  Apr 02 01 
 Renders bar towels obsolete. 
 
 Electric bath  Scarth  Apr 02 01 
 no need to run a bath, just hop in and heat up! 
 
 public body paint  panthaz paradise  Apr 02 01 
 and no *sigh* its not a spelling mistake the 'L' is meant to be in public body paint 
 
 Pork Nog  mcoen  Apr 02 01 
 A holiday classic... with pork! 
 
 Detanglable Leash  cheebug  Apr 02 01 
 a leash that can never be wrapped again 
 
 ragnarok  panthaz paradise  Apr 02 01 
 similar, but different, to judgement day 
 
 bustin' rhymez all tha time  panthaz paradise  Apr 02 01 
 it'd make conversation much more interesting 
 
 fox hunter hunting  panthaz paradise  Apr 02 01 
 armies of animal rights activists chase royalty through the countryside for several hours 
 
 Flatulence Indicator  Little_Crow  Apr 02 01 
 Flatulence Indicator 
 
 Foreign profanity exchange  arghblah  Apr 02 01 
 Learn to swear in every foreign language 
 
 Public Fire  benfrost  Apr 03 01 
 Convenient Flame on Demand 
 
 Licorice Moustache  benfrost  Apr 03 01 
 Hours of fun 
 
 Just-in-time Email  GusLacerda  Apr 03 01 
 You tell your email program WHEN it should send the message 
 
 AirMan  goodie  Apr 03 01 
 Motorcyclists can breathe fresh air 
 
 JunkMail Disobedience Day  riposte  Apr 03 01 
 Send it back from whence it came 
 
 "dating"  hughbrodie  Apr 03 01 
 Get the green light 
 
 toothsalon  gd  Apr 03 01 
 Get your teeth professionally cleaned in a low-commitment environment 
 
 pee balls  kendal  Apr 03 01 
 Ping Pong balls printed with a slogons in a male trough urinal 
 
 Low Attention Span Room  mcscotland  Apr 03 01 
 Because most movie-goers seem to suffer from this. 
 
 Urban Ski-lift Mass-Transit  hippo  Apr 03 01 
 Metropolitan public transport, by ski-lift 
 
 Stinky Car Alert  cheebug  Apr 03 01 
 To alert the car in front of you that they are polluting! 
 
 Microsoft "Tangent" Button  mcscotland  Apr 03 01 
 Why always "next"???? 
 
 Stinky car alarm  jons  Apr 03 01 
 steal car, smell of eggs 
 
 Burglar trap  panthaz paradise  Apr 03 01 
 Trap burgulars till the police come, fun for all the family 
 
 the ultimate fire system  panthaz paradise  Apr 03 01 
 dont waste the firebrigade's time, let the house do the work! 
 
 GIMME A FISH! why?  panthaz paradise  Apr 03 01 
 what has a fish got to do with a bakery 
 
 nicotine-less cigarettes  baby_steffee  Apr 03 01 
 for people who are trying to stop 
 
 Classic Game  JoshW  Apr 03 01 
 The classic game 
 
 DVD and video  baby_steffee  Apr 03 01 
 mix them together 
 
 washing wardrobe  baby_steffee  Apr 03 01 
 washes your clothes hanging 
 
 TV in seats  baby_steffee  Apr 03 01 
 like they have on planes 
 
 Aromatherapy Coat Hangers  leithgirl  Apr 03 01 
 Change your clothes - change your mood 
 
 instantbeer  fjd21  Apr 03 01 
 Freeze dried beer - for easy transportation 
 
 waste expulsion  edski  Apr 04 01 
 send waste into atmosphere to be dropped so friction burns it away 
 
 glasses2  pox  Apr 04 01 
 HUD glasses 
 
 Electronic catalog with copyright references  GusLacerda  Apr 04 01 
  
 
 Wide-Area Remote games  gnormal  Apr 04 01 
 online "team" games for thousands of people 
 
 SRPT queuing  gjlee  Apr 04 01 
 Minimize average wait times in lines 
 
 IM: Watch who you want  GusLacerda  Apr 04 01 
 Choose which buddies you want to watch 
 
 Central Index of Desired Features/Improvements  GusLacerda  Apr 04 01 
 Vote on what features you want... for ANY application 
 
 halfgangstaz  absterge  Apr 04 01 
 Were it not for the internet... 
 
 Urban Legends Diner  1percent  Apr 04 01 
 Want an extra Coke with those Pop Rocks? 
 
 Communist Pool Hierarchy  solomungus  Apr 04 01 
 How to make everyone good at pool... 
 
 Trial-Town  [ sctld ]  Apr 04 01 
 Also known as Policyville 
 
 Painless DST Clock  dsm  Apr 05 01 
 Slowly transition to/from Daylight Savings Time. 
 
 Freestyle Restaurant  thantox  Apr 05 01 
 Restaurant attached to grocery chain store - no menu. 
 
 Peer Humiliation Camp  homunculus  Apr 05 01 
 A "retreat" for those needing a little reality slap 
 
 Car phone airbag  homunculus  Apr 05 01 
 A little extra potential padding for the noggin - just in case! 
 
 Misfortune cookies  homunculus  Apr 05 01 
 It's time to make a good fortune not a given 
 
 Cat Community Network  Aristotle  Apr 05 01 
 Use cats to pass messages and solve problems in your local community. 
 
 password book  pinkstar  Apr 05 01 
 a notebook for passwords, very similar to an address book 
 
 heart guard  pinkstar  Apr 05 01 
 prevents/mends broken hearts 
 
 way to a better memory?  chimpboy  Apr 05 01 
 a "twist" on the familiar memory/concentration game? 
 
 Speech Autocorrect  baby_steffee  Apr 05 01 
 to tell people what you really want to say 
 
 1/2 size golf courses  procrastinator  Apr 05 01 
 instead of having 18 different courses, have 9 courses with tee and green on the both end of each fairway. 
 
 Palm SW  lancer  Apr 05 01 
 Speech SW/module for PDA ebooks 
 
 50-Minute Mondays  1percent  Apr 06 01 
 Your shrink can do it; why can't you? 
 
 EMF laser  nick_n_uit  Apr 06 01 
 Like EMR bombs, only more concentrated. 
 
 Electronic Parking Reservation System  gjlee  Apr 06 01 
 Search for and reserve a parking space before you leave the house 
 
 forced quit juke box  chimpboy  Apr 06 01 
 over ride option for pub jukebox 
 
 bathroom smell-o-meter  mihali  Apr 06 01 
 be forewarned... 
 
 Church of Virtual Reality  rbrand71  Apr 06 01 
 Lets face it - the world is not real! 
 
 Video-link to office alarm clock  thantox  Apr 06 01 
 "Thantox? Is that you? Better get in real soon - the Japs'll be here any minute." 
 
 kettle with in-water thermostat  Did I say that  Apr 06 01 
 Put the thermostat of a kettle in the water 
 
 Feelgood Flu  solomungus  Apr 06 01 
 Bioengineered variant of influenza/cold virus which makes you feel great 
 
 Forget device  baby_steffee  Apr 06 01 
 to make you forget a good book, TV episode, film 
 
 Seeing in slow motion  thantox  Apr 06 01 
 but moving fast 
 
 Not salt: Not cocaine.  thantox  Apr 06 01 
 Seasoning for a brave new world. 
 
 Character Sanity Index  kitsune  Apr 06 01 
 A ticker characters can look at during a tragedy to determine how crazy the the lead character is. 
 
 Red Missile Parade IC Piss-Take  thantox  Apr 06 01 
 Reds have missile parade day - Blues take the piss 
 
 Airline passenger anti-knee-crush device  rmutt  Apr 06 01 
 Stops cattle-class knee injury from inconsiderate forward passengers. 
 

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