| petitions.com | | nick_n_uit | | Mar 29 01 |
| An online site for petitions |
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| Make it go away! | | absterge | | Mar 29 01 |
| Please, just let my brain hide. |
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| Profit | | anselda | | Mar 29 01 |
| Who is making the money? |
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| Lawyer's Day | | acb | | Mar 29 01 |
| America's next Hallmark Event |
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| Product placement in Star Wars prequels | | acb | | Mar 29 01 |
| How to get brands into the Star Wars universe... sort of |
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| logic gates | | ugly_kid | | Mar 29 01 |
| weird logic gates |
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| power | | sagar | | Mar 29 01 |
| harness power fromdownhill runs |
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| Really Big Eggroll | | pnewp | | Mar 29 01 |
| Why are they so small? |
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| User Favourites list | | acb | | Mar 30 01 |
| Presenting a user's favourite ideas on their user page |
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| Swiss-Army Codpiece | | riposte | | Mar 30 01 |
| One size fits all? |
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| Fortune Beer | | pnewp | | Mar 30 01 |
| For a new microbrewery... |
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| Subs | | Op | | Mar 30 01 |
| Sub Culture restaurant |
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| daylight savings (2) | | alzz | | Mar 30 01 |
| move it half an hour and leave it there |
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| Inmate Power Grid | | Quietus | | Mar 31 01 |
| Make them pedal back their debt to society. |
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| braillespeak | | djymm | | Mar 31 01 |
| the conversation that's never overheard |
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| Edible Cutlery | | PotatoPete | | Mar 31 01 |
| Edible cutlery cuts down on washing up |
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| Coffee taps | | PotatoPete | | Mar 31 01 |
| Hot coffee without the wait |
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| Adult-contemporary rap | | acb | | Mar 31 01 |
| Boring, conservative hip-hop for staid grownups |
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| Gollum plush doll | | nick_n_uit | | Mar 31 01 |
| Soon to be on the top of every doll collector's wish list |
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| Bus transport | | rayfo | | Apr 01 01 |
| The staying-awake problem |
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| Luminous wallpaper | | Scarth | | Apr 01 01 |
| no need to buy any more light bulbs! |
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| {symbols} | | [ sctld ] | | Apr 01 01 |
| A standardised way to indicate symbols |
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| Working/Middle Class Monarchy | | [ sctld ] | | Apr 01 01 |
| A Monarchy that works |
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| Muslim health | | rayfo | | Apr 02 01 |
| Muslims and alcohol-free health |
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| Meta-Engine for Recent News | | GusLacerda | | Apr 02 01 |
| A Search Engine that searches recent news from different sources |
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| remote control2 | | masingerz | | Apr 02 01 |
| shock proof remote control (optional pager) |
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| Permanence | | absterge | | Apr 02 01 |
| If you're gonna say it, make sure you can live with it. |
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| Goth Wings | | acb | | Apr 02 01 |
| Like raver fairy wings, only more spooky |
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| no shaking movie theater seats | | procrastinator | | Apr 02 01 |
| so you can watch a show without being annoyed by somebody shaking and tapping on your chair. |
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| Cocktail Sippy Cup | | 1percent | | Apr 02 01 |
| Renders bar towels obsolete. |
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| Electric bath | | Scarth | | Apr 02 01 |
| no need to run a bath, just hop in and heat up! |
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| public body paint | | panthaz paradise | | Apr 02 01 |
| and no *sigh* its not a spelling mistake the 'L' is meant to be in public body paint |
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| Pork Nog | | mcoen | | Apr 02 01 |
| A holiday classic... with pork! |
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| Detanglable Leash | | cheebug | | Apr 02 01 |
| a leash that can never be wrapped again |
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| ragnarok | | panthaz paradise | | Apr 02 01 |
| similar, but different, to judgement day |
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| bustin' rhymez all tha time | | panthaz paradise | | Apr 02 01 |
| it'd make conversation much more interesting |
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| fox hunter hunting | | panthaz paradise | | Apr 02 01 |
| armies of animal rights activists chase royalty through the countryside for several hours |
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| Flatulence Indicator | | Little_Crow | | Apr 02 01 |
| Flatulence Indicator |
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| Foreign profanity exchange | | arghblah | | Apr 02 01 |
| Learn to swear in every foreign language |
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| Public Fire | | benfrost | | Apr 03 01 |
| Convenient Flame on Demand |
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| Licorice Moustache | | benfrost | | Apr 03 01 |
| Hours of fun |
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| Just-in-time Email | | GusLacerda | | Apr 03 01 |
| You tell your email program WHEN it should send the message |
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| AirMan | | goodie | | Apr 03 01 |
| Motorcyclists can breathe fresh air |
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| JunkMail Disobedience Day | | riposte | | Apr 03 01 |
| Send it back from whence it came |
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| "dating" | | hughbrodie | | Apr 03 01 |
| Get the green light |
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| toothsalon | | gd | | Apr 03 01 |
| Get your teeth professionally cleaned in a low-commitment environment |
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| pee balls | | kendal | | Apr 03 01 |
| Ping Pong balls printed with a slogons in a male trough urinal |
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| Low Attention Span Room | | mcscotland | | Apr 03 01 |
| Because most movie-goers seem to suffer from this. |
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| Urban Ski-lift Mass-Transit | | hippo | | Apr 03 01 |
| Metropolitan public transport, by ski-lift |
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| Stinky Car Alert | | cheebug | | Apr 03 01 |
| To alert the car in front of you that they are polluting! |
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| Microsoft "Tangent" Button | | mcscotland | | Apr 03 01 |
| Why always "next"???? |
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| Stinky car alarm | | jons | | Apr 03 01 |
| steal car, smell of eggs |
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| Burglar trap | | panthaz paradise | | Apr 03 01 |
| Trap burgulars till the police come, fun for all the family |
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| the ultimate fire system | | panthaz paradise | | Apr 03 01 |
| dont waste the firebrigade's time, let the house do the work! |
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| GIMME A FISH! why? | | panthaz paradise | | Apr 03 01 |
| what has a fish got to do with a bakery |
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| nicotine-less cigarettes | | baby_steffee | | Apr 03 01 |
| for people who are trying to stop |
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| Classic Game | | JoshW | | Apr 03 01 |
| The classic game |
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| DVD and video | | baby_steffee | | Apr 03 01 |
| mix them together |
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| washing wardrobe | | baby_steffee | | Apr 03 01 |
| washes your clothes hanging |
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| TV in seats | | baby_steffee | | Apr 03 01 |
| like they have on planes |
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| Aromatherapy Coat Hangers | | leithgirl | | Apr 03 01 |
| Change your clothes - change your mood |
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| instantbeer | | fjd21 | | Apr 03 01 |
| Freeze dried beer - for easy transportation |
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| waste expulsion | | edski | | Apr 04 01 |
| send waste into atmosphere to be dropped so friction burns it away |
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| glasses2 | | pox | | Apr 04 01 |
| HUD glasses |
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| Electronic catalog with copyright references | | GusLacerda | | Apr 04 01 |
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| Wide-Area Remote games | | gnormal | | Apr 04 01 |
| online "team" games for thousands of people |
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| SRPT queuing | | gjlee | | Apr 04 01 |
| Minimize average wait times in lines |
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| IM: Watch who you want | | GusLacerda | | Apr 04 01 |
| Choose which buddies you want to watch |
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| Central Index of Desired Features/Improvements | | GusLacerda | | Apr 04 01 |
| Vote on what features you want... for ANY application |
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| halfgangstaz | | absterge | | Apr 04 01 |
| Were it not for the internet... |
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| Urban Legends Diner | | 1percent | | Apr 04 01 |
| Want an extra Coke with those Pop Rocks? |
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| Communist Pool Hierarchy | | solomungus | | Apr 04 01 |
| How to make everyone good at pool... |
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| Trial-Town | | [ sctld ] | | Apr 04 01 |
| Also known as Policyville |
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| Painless DST Clock | | dsm | | Apr 05 01 |
| Slowly transition to/from Daylight Savings Time. |
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| Freestyle Restaurant | | thantox | | Apr 05 01 |
| Restaurant attached to grocery chain store - no menu. |
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| Peer Humiliation Camp | | homunculus | | Apr 05 01 |
| A "retreat" for those needing a little reality slap |
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| Car phone airbag | | homunculus | | Apr 05 01 |
| A little extra potential padding for the noggin - just in case! |
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| Misfortune cookies | | homunculus | | Apr 05 01 |
| It's time to make a good fortune not a given |
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| Cat Community Network | | Aristotle | | Apr 05 01 |
| Use cats to pass messages and solve problems in your local community. |
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| password book | | pinkstar | | Apr 05 01 |
| a notebook for passwords, very similar to an address book |
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| heart guard | | pinkstar | | Apr 05 01 |
| prevents/mends broken hearts |
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| way to a better memory? | | chimpboy | | Apr 05 01 |
| a "twist" on the familiar memory/concentration game? |
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| Speech Autocorrect | | baby_steffee | | Apr 05 01 |
| to tell people what you really want to say |
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| 1/2 size golf courses | | procrastinator | | Apr 05 01 |
| instead of having 18 different courses, have 9 courses with tee and green on the both end of each fairway. |
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| Palm SW | | lancer | | Apr 05 01 |
| Speech SW/module for PDA ebooks |
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| 50-Minute Mondays | | 1percent | | Apr 06 01 |
| Your shrink can do it; why can't you? |
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| EMF laser | | nick_n_uit | | Apr 06 01 |
| Like EMR bombs, only more concentrated. |
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| Electronic Parking Reservation System | | gjlee | | Apr 06 01 |
| Search for and reserve a parking space before you leave the house |
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| forced quit juke box | | chimpboy | | Apr 06 01 |
| over ride option for pub jukebox |
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| bathroom smell-o-meter | | mihali | | Apr 06 01 |
| be forewarned... |
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| Church of Virtual Reality | | rbrand71 | | Apr 06 01 |
| Lets face it - the world is not real! |
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| Video-link to office alarm clock | | thantox | | Apr 06 01 |
| "Thantox? Is that you? Better get in real soon - the Japs'll be here any minute." |
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| kettle with in-water thermostat | | Did I say that | | Apr 06 01 |
| Put the thermostat of a kettle in the water |
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| Feelgood Flu | | solomungus | | Apr 06 01 |
| Bioengineered variant of influenza/cold virus which makes you feel great |
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| Forget device | | baby_steffee | | Apr 06 01 |
| to make you forget a good book, TV episode, film |
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| Seeing in slow motion | | thantox | | Apr 06 01 |
| but moving fast |
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| Not salt: Not cocaine. | | thantox | | Apr 06 01 |
| Seasoning for a brave new world. |
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| Character Sanity Index | | kitsune | | Apr 06 01 |
| A ticker characters can look at during a tragedy to determine how crazy the the lead character is. |
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| Red Missile Parade IC Piss-Take | | thantox | | Apr 06 01 |
| Reds have missile parade day - Blues take the piss |
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| Airline passenger anti-knee-crush device | | rmutt | | Apr 06 01 |
| Stops cattle-class knee injury from inconsiderate forward passengers. |
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