If an infinite number of parrots, having been taught the 40 phonemes of the English language, were perched in front of an infinite number of tape recorders for an infinite number of years squawking at random, one would eventually recite the entire works of Shakespeare.

He who gets behind the wheel of a car, risks getting backed over by it.

People who live in grass houses should not mow homes.

God is a dyslexic man's best friend.

Marriage is like a bath; after a while it's not so hot.

A chain letter is only as strong as its weakest reader.

A chain smoker is only as strong as the remaining lung.

A soufflé is not always what the eggs are cracked up to be.

Reality is a fig leaf of my imagination.

It's not easy being a man, keeping up with the Indiana Joneses.

Love may be blind, but there's certainly nothing wrong with the other senses.

Men and women have one thing in common. They are both a different sex.

It's an ill windbreaker that winds up breaking wind, up wind.

If "emas eht" reads the same backwards, is it a palindrome?

Waiting for something good is always a when-when situation.

The early Romans must have had trouble knowing which size XL was.

Naked eye scrutiny of pornography is more arduous with age.

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