Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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MaxwellBuchanan

Facultative biped, molecular biologist, eukaryote.

Nihil bonum fuit umquam peractae a bene libratum persona.

Email is info[hat]n-prize[period]com or phd[hat]mrc-lmb.cam.ac.uk

Maxwell Buchanan is the altered-ego of Paul Dear.

I am not bitter. Just twisted.

**UPDATE**
I am now bitter.


[Feb 03 2007, last modified Jun 21 2013]

   
(+5, -7) 100kV mole killer
(+15, -4)(+15, -4) 100m Hg
(+1) 100m hurdles_2
(+2, -3) 101 101
(+3, -5) 1337 for mathematic1ans.
(+21, -3)(+21, -3) 1D movies
(+13, -4)(+13, -4) 27,462 PhDs
 3D extruder
(+12, -2)(+12, -2) 60pps display
(+1) Adaptive contact lens
(+18, -3)(+18, -3) Adoptacloud.org
(+8) Advertising butterflies
(+3) Advertising Jingle Birds
(+1) Air-barrier rocket nozzle
(+11, -3) All you can carry supermarket
(+9, -3) Andor (and/or Orand)
(+5) Animal footprints
(+17, -3)(+17, -3) Ant shoes
 Arm stilts
(+4, -1) Around the World in 80 Festivals
(+9, -1) Aural perfumes
(+9)(+9) Auto-adaptive fonts for dyslexics
(+4, -2) Automated face substititor
(+4) Autotune violin
(+14, -3)(+14, -3) Auxiliary Smokey Bacon Crisps
(+4) Avogadro's Number
(+3) Backfire button
(+1) Backside supercharger
 Bagpipe mime
(+7, -3) Ballistic Curling
(+8, -3) Barnes-Wallace Offshore Skydiving Society
(+4, -1) BearBeGone anti-bear sleeve
(+1) Becruzzle
(+16, -1)(+16, -1) Behavioural palaeontology
(+4) Better invisibility suit.
(+2) Better Solar Still
(+21, -1)(+21, -1) Betterfly Hinge
(+3) Bidirectional potato masher
(+2) Bikiteoplan
(+5) Bio-autotune
(+3) Biofeedback ear-wiggling aid
(+1) Bladderloon
(+4, -2) Blatantly Idiotic Predictions for 2015
(+2) Bluetooth dirigible moth upgrade
(+9, -3) Bodykiting
(+10, -1)(+10, -1) Bouncing Ball Escapement
(+11)(+11) Bourbakery
(+9, -1) Bricky-tape
(+13, -5) Broadcast all TV at double speed
(+4, -1) Buchanan-Foucault-Powerball generator
(+6, -3) Bumblebeeskin gloves
(+6) Bungee jumping but...
(+6) Bungee Rocket
(+2) Burka-compatible Segway
(+10, -2) Buy my luck.com
(+3) Calamari-cut catgut chain-mail tennis racquet.
(+16, -1)(+16, -1) Car aircraft simulation
(+11)(+11) Car indicator indicator.
(+10, -1)(+10, -1) Car Seat Gutters
(+5) Catgems
(+15)(+15) Chaotic Pendulum Clock
(-2) Cheap mine clearer
(+10, -5) Cheese
(+11, -5) Cheese book
(+19, -2)(+19, -2) Cheese causes typhoons
(+9, -2) chlorophyll reduces street crime
(+12, -4) Cirque du soleil mass transit
(+10)(+10) Clock clock
(+3) Clockspring overwinding preventor
(+18, -2)(+18, -2) Columbo day
(+5, -1) Commentator exchange programme
(+5) Crashable Aircraft
(+17, -1)(+17, -1) Cricket modulation kit
(+3) Custom Dustom
(+2, -1) Cymatic fishing
(+10, -2) Dandelion clock
 Dark Charge
(+4, -1) Degaminator.
(+3) Depleted Uranium Sunflower Seeds
(+3, -4) Die-cut pork scratchings
 Different better invisibility suit
(+20, -1)(+20, -1) Digital slide rule
(+7, -1) Domain-specific magic 8-ball
(+5) Double helical folding hard-top
(+3) Doughnutoplane
(+12, -1)(+12, -1) Dr.No's Demolition Squad
 Dream Scratcher II
(+12)(+12) Dual Jigsaw
(+4, -3) Dubspeak
(+7, -2) Dustometer
(+2, -4) Earthquake-cancelling Exbose-ive array
 eBay Scotland
 Edit your last annotation to make the subsequent comment look rediculous
(+4) Elastic telescope.
(+2, -1) Electric Chair Escape Prank
 Electric Eel Power, Data and Water
(+1) Electrolysed finger smell
(+1) Electromagnetic panel-beating
(+13, -1)(+13, -1) Electrospray urinal
(+4) Electrostatic Hamster Toy
(+2) Electrostrokaphone
(+34)(+34)(+34) Elevator elevation camera
(+10, -3) Emergent invention
(+6, -2) English Channel Dwy
(+12, -1)(+12, -1) English-to-English translation
(+19, -2)(+19, -2) Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman Retirement Homes
(+4, -1) Environmental Green [Shield] Stamps
(+2) Erasable Ink
(+5, -1) Eureka mark.
(+6) Explosive boil remover
(+15, -4)(+15, -4) Explosive decompression meat tenderizer
(+6) Extreme Green Lofting
(+3, -2) Extruded car
(+4) Eyelid lenses
(+7, -1) EyeOpener
(+1, -3) FarmFair
(+9, -4) Fetch Mars
(+13, -2)(+13, -2) Fibre-optics for blondes
(+10, -2) Figners
(+7, -2) Filenames editable in window
(+2) Flail hat
(+4) Flashmob Ekranoplan
(+8) Fliegenspiel
(+9, -1) Flood gel
(+7, -3) FlyBegone window funnel
(+40, -3)(+40, -3)(+40, -3) French par osmosis
(+14, -7) French-to-English Mallet
(+6) FridgePets
(+13, -1)(+13, -1) Gardening dogs
(+10, -1)(+10, -1) Giant African Land Snail Exercise Wheel
(+6, -2) Giant Cannibal Spider-Chickens
 Glasses Anglaises
(+6, -2) Gold fish
(+4) Gold-panning caddis flies
(+7) Gold panning submersible bot
(+6, -3) Google Mirth
(+9)(+9) Graffiti Whoomfers
(+2) Granular LOX
(+12, -1)(+12, -1) Guided Arrow
(+7, -1) Gulper rocket
(+4) Hadron repair facility
(+5) Hairp
(+5, -29)(+5, -29)(+5, -29) Halfbakery renormalisation
(+13)(+13) Hardware clone stamp
(+4) HB Meta-post
(+1) HB Proof Correction's
(+9)(+9) Helicase
(+6, -1) Hijack!
(+8, -1) Homeopathic statistics
(+3, -2) Hoovercraft
(+11)(+11) Horological Lumberjacking Biathlon
(+23, -2)(+23, -2)(+23, -2) Hundred Metres One Man Band
 I Ching Genomics
(+3) ICU
(+2, -1) Incinerator alarm clock
(+2, -1) Infinite depth of field contact lens
(+7) Inhomogeneous Newton's Cradle
(+20, -1)(+20, -1) Insect microfluidic components
(+1) Instinction
(+15, -3)(+15, -3) Integral Laptop Strap
(+46, -4)(+46, -4)(+46, -4) International 'Dance For Security Cameras' Day
(+12, -2)(+12, -2) International Dangerous Day
(+8, -2) International Quarantine Week
(+4, -9)(+4, -9) International US elections
(+5) Invisible Unicycle
(+12, -1)(+12, -1) iPod bra-dock.
(+7, -1) iPOV
(+2) Iridescent air
(+5) Iridescent water
(+19, -2)(+19, -2) Japan
(+5, -1) Jargon Footprint
 Jet-deployable breadcrumbs
(+2) Jet engine + lox = rocket
(+6) Jobswap.com
(+3, -2) Jumper trampolines
(+21, -1)(+21, -1) Just the movie
(+10, -4) Kelvin? Schmelvin!
(+5, -1) Keyhole surgery by rat
(+7) KillerNewton's Cradle.
(+5) Kopi cat
(+10, -3) Laptop Post-It recess
(+4) Laser Lunar Flashmob
(+4) Lathed Christmas Trees
(+5) Lava limp.
(+11, -1)(+11, -1) Lawn dicer
 Laying a log
(+3) LCD Pinhole Confocal Microscope
(+1) LCD Sprites
(+18, -2)(+18, -2) Learning to Read with Uncle Hannibal
(+13, -1)(+13, -1) Lightning-powered buttermaking
(+5) Limeraiku
(+5, -1) Linear accelerated instant teapot
(+10)(+10) Linear Mechanical Wristwatch
(+5) Liquid nitrogen butchery
(+8) Lock Open Window
(+3, -8)(+3, -8) Long-stroke single-piston reconfigurable internal combustion
(+2, -1) Low-pressure ramjet ion thruster
(+6, -4) LOX gel fuel
(+1) Lumberjack Tee
(+6, -2) Magnetic monopole.
(+7, -1) Magnifier coins
(+20, -2)(+20, -2) Making a map of Leicester
(+29, -1)(+29, -1)(+29, -1) Manly Sewing Machine
(+25, -1)(+25, -1)(+25, -1) Marked-for-greatness
(+4, -1) Mars - a paradise, but not for you.
(+9, -3) Mass-transit cranes
(+10, -6) Maxwell's Demonic Lifting Surface
(+4, -1) Maxwell's Piston
 Meat bread
(+8, -1) Meat-flavoured bubbles
(+8, -1) Memory stick nest
(+27, -2)(+27, -2)(+27, -2) Mercedes crystal
(+4) Metal detecting skates
(+9)(+9) Metallic wood
(+3, -1) Micromolar
(-1) Military head price
(+7, -2) Mint chocolates
(+1) Mission: Airy Position
(+9)(+9) Moiré Flyscreens
(+2, -1) Motorized Laptop Scroll
(+21, -3)(+21, -3) Mouse barcode reader
(+3, -2) Mousetache
(+5) MPORG treadmill
(+9)(+9) Multi-timbral theremin
(+3, -2) Musical suction cups
(+63, -5)(+63, -5)(+63, -5) N-Prize
(+6, -1) National Smell Like a Dog Day
(+4, -1) Navel cam
(+5, -1) Newton's Swingchair
(+11, -1)(+11, -1) Ninja Fillums
 Noise cancelling cancellation
(+12)(+12) Non-burstable pipes
 Non-working Reactionless Drive
(+1) Nostradam-R-us.com
(+8, -2) Office castles
(+18)(+18) Outriders for Hire
(+4, -1) Pacific Data Storage
(+9, -3) Paint Pin
(+9)(+9) Pancreatic Hot Water Bottle
(+12, -3)(+12, -3) Parlons Auto
(+3) Parson's Code for Images
(+1) Party Popper Rocket
(+14, -1)(+14, -1) Patrick Moore, RIP
(+8) Paving Text
(+3, -4) Peelable skin
(+6, -1) Phonetic Equivalence Search
(+9)(+9) Photattoo
(+5, -1) Piano fingering corrector
(+5) Pianodometer
(+7, -2) Piezoelectric chewing gum
(+3) Pirate Big Brother
(+6, -1) PixelPark
(+5) PixelWair
(+1) Podcast search function
(+15, -4)(+15, -4) Pointless calculator
(+2, -1) Polar fishing
(+10, -1)(+10, -1) Poor Science Mockery Mob
 Pop-up idea summary
(+17, -2)(+17, -2) Popcheese
(+9, -4) Popcorn Hat
(+3, -1) PopToast
(+17)(+17) Post-apocalyptic retirement home
(+2) POV sphere
(+2) Powdered toiletries for the TSA
(+3) PredatorVisionCam
(+6) Prime slides
(+3, -1) Primordial Oxtail Soup
(+5) Print Mower
(+5) Proper copper orrery
(+10)(+10) Public clifftop skydiving
(+14, -1)(+14, -1) Public Temperature Bells
(+9, -4) Pyrotechnic mole remover
(+2) QRoogle Earth
(+8, -1) Quantum Dot Fishfood
(+2) Quantum god
(+3) Radical Remould
(+11)(+11) Rainpowered Giant Public Kelvin Thunderstorm
(+6) Ratulator
(+15, -4)(+15, -4) RC Hawking
(+1, -3) Recapitalization of Western Businesses
(+3) Religiously Acceptable Camera
(+5, -1) Remind Me There
 Remote Control Fishing
(+4, -1) Remote laser tagging
(+51, -3)(+51, -3)(+51, -3) Rentisham's Traditional Flenting Wax
(+5, -2) Rerun 1989
(+31, -2)(+31, -2)(+31, -2) Resonant Fly Immobiliser
(+10)(+10) Retain your favourite memories post-mortem
 Revolution.org
(+8, -1) Rifle Jenga
(+9, -1) Robonit
(+14, -2)(+14, -2) Robotic cheese-space explorer
(+7, -1) Robotic percussive panel-beater
(+9, -1) Rock/Paper/Scissors currency system
(+10, -1)(+10, -1) Rotaty cube
(+19, -2)(+19, -2) Rubik's Earth
(+9)(+9) Rulerphone
(+7) RVR Glasses
(+7, -1) Schrödinger's mouse
(+4, -5) Schrödinger Scat
(+6, -4) Schrodinger's Alarm Clöck
(+10, -2) Schrodinger's Twin Slit Experiment
(+10, -2) ScreenShades
(+5) Screw you Cafetiere
(+3) Screw your DNA
(+6, -3) SCUBA Car Interior
(+16, -5)(+16, -5) Seating plan for Hell
(+4, -3) Second Law of Thermodynamics Temporal Violator
 Self-assembling rods
(+2, -1) Self-extinguishing candle XXV
(+11)(+11) Self-organising cubes
(+21)(+21)(+21) Self-refrigerated shoes
(+10, -1)(+10, -1) Self-shelling nuts
(+7) Sign not in use sign not in use sign
(+3) Silly Putty Seatbelt
(+5, -1) Sink the oil!
(+8, -1) Skinny Monkey Slimming Shoes
(+11)(+11) Skip Pool
(+6, -1) Skipping-stone wingsuit lander
(+8, -4) Skuge
(+12, -3)(+12, -3) Sky harpoon
(+3, -1) Skyscraper web
(+12)(+12) Slowly Expanding Executive Pen
(+7) Smuggle-me-Snugly.
 Snow globe snow globe
(+7, -3) Snow power
 Snowglobe contact lens
(+5) Soap Box Derby gravity powered rack and pinion
(+16, -1)(+16, -1) Solid gold exhibit.
(+7, -3) Sound-cancelling earplugs
(+18, -4)(+18, -4) Spamku
(+30, -1)(+30, -1)(+30, -1) Sparkling wine
(+7) Speech Referee II
(+8, -4) Stealth luggage
 Steampunk effects pedals for vocalists.
(+12, -2)(+12, -2) Steering Wheels for Horses
(+3) Stem cell swapping
(+9, -1) Stepwise growth
(+5) Stickies for Websites
(+6) Stretch travellator
(+9)(+9) String-free Newton's Cradle
(+2) Subterranean molectrocutor
(+10)(+10) Sumo chess
(+8) Swallowable MP3 player
(+13, -1)(+13, -1) Swanee Whistlevator
(+5) Switchable bifocal contact lenses
(+1, -3) T-shirt Slimming Hoops
(+6, -2) Tectonic Migration
(+7, -1) Teeth prosthesis
(+2) Terahertz Prosthetic Penis
(+4) Textual switchboard menus
(+4, -2) The Buchanan-Foucault Generator
(+8, -1) The English National Cryogenic Chocolate Repository
(+2) The Intelligent Mouse Project
(+10, -2) The Room Service Wine Game
(+2) The Scott Diet
(+4) The TTC Diet
(+14)(+14) Their constellations
(+9)(+9) Thermite-free instant hot drinks!
 Thin coating
(+11)(+11) Tongue sander
(+8) Tow-away-away car
(+12)(+12) Trained scavenger junkie rats
(+4, -1) Transdermal Lipolysis
 Translation Cycle Game
(+5) Tree Softener
(+4) Try-for-size cardboard furniture
(+3, -1) Tsunami globes
(-2) Tummidom
(+3) Tuna-floss
(+9)(+9) Twisted windows
(+3, -5) Ultracentrifugal satellite launcher
(+7, -1) Ultrasonic everything
(+7, -2) Unclose that browser window!
(+4) Universal Glint Contact Lenses
(+6, -3) Unwiniser Filterbode Radiophonic Interferoden
(+5, -1) Vac-U-Baby Face Former
(+3) Vacuum Fab Room
(+3) Variable flex poulting mallet
(+1) Vernier Moiré Wristwatch
(+13)(+13) Vertical Wet Tunnel
(+10, -3) Viagra de Graaff
(+2) Visible>IR converter for phone flash
(+3, -5) Voluntary slave prisons
(+1, -3) Wall o'death death
(+3) Wall'o'toruses!
(+2) Water Pogo
(+2) Weather music
(+16)(+16) Welsh National Peltier
(+10, -1)(+10, -1) Whipcrack satellite launcher
(+8, -4) Who needs a runway? Every airplane can be a helicopter II
(+15)(+15) Whole-face dermal expander
(+35, -6)(+35, -6)(+35, -6) Wii knitting
(+13)(+13) Wikipedia mathematical symbol popup
 Wind heater
 Wind Tunnel Onastick.
(+6) Window defroster
(+11)(+11) Windowsill turf
(+9, -1) Wine handle
(+12, -1)(+12, -1) Wineglass compensating computer monitor
(+5) Yellow Dotted Printer Paper
(+5, -3) You can't take it with you
(+10, -3) Yougle Earth
(+7) YouTube Sound Synch
(+6) Zombie counterbalance
 

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