Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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vfrackis

What a remarkably stupid and pointless idea. — MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 23 2009 [delete]

Is there going to be a Rent-A-Troll catalog that vfrackis can place an ad in, too? — jutta, Jul 22 2009

So the formula is: i) Take something that already exists ii) Make it annoying - oops I mean "adventurous" in some way iii) Post it as a halfbakery idea iv) Hilarity Ensues — zen_tom, Jul 07 2009

Hi [vfrackis] - have you noticed the correlation between fishbones and fun-spoiling yet? If you had just come up with some sort of chaperone avoidance decoy things could have been so different. [-] Again. — wagster, Jul 24 2009

[Mar 02 2009, last modified Jul 24 2009]

    
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