Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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[Mar 01 2001, last modified Oct 15 2010]		    
(+17, -4)(+17, -4) 14 bus stations of the cross
(+9)(+9) Air Raid Decor
(+8, -1) All Weather Hospital Heliport
(+3, -2) Alphabetting
(+8, -3) Amazing Bag Woman
(+25)(+25)(+25) Aqua Pope
(+5) artist's glove palette
(+16, -1)(+16, -1) Artistic License
(+16, -1)(+16, -1) Baby Mow
(+8, -1) Baby Roll-Cage
(-4) Back Shed Salon
(+9, -1)(+9, -1) Bad Copy
(+10, -28)(+10, -28)(+10, -28) Badgina
(+16)(+16) Balcony Jam
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(+6, -3) Band Aid Advertising
(+8, -1) Big Man Second Belt and Christo Mu Mu
(+8, -5) Birth Wash
(+3, -1) boggle goggles
(+4, -1) Boil Nozzle
(+2, -1) boiled egg head phones
(+4, -6) Bone Heads
(+31, -5)(+31, -5)(+31, -5) Bottomless Coffee
 Bra Belt
(+4, -5) breakfast gypsy
(+9, -5) Bring Me The Head of Walt Disney
(+10, -11) Britney's Leaked Birth Video
(+13, -4)(+13, -4) But this is a tv reality program
(+11, -2)(+11, -2) Butterfly Chain Gang
 C-Section Homicide Armor
(+14, -2)(+14, -2) Cabab
(+16, -5)(+16, -5) cats attack!
(+8, -1) CDRW omelette
(+21, -2)(+21, -2) Celebrity Breath
 Celebrity Stools
(+6, -9) Charity Amputation
(+6, -3) Chasing Channel
(+3, -8)(+3, -8) Cheap Diet Sugar
(+10)(+10) chef charades
(+12, -20)(+12, -20) Children's Pus Toy
(+22, -1)(+22, -1)(+22, -1) Chin Stroking Appendage
(+8, -1) cigabeard guard
(+25, -5)(+25, -5)(+25, -5) Cigarette-O's
(+2, -4) Clever Ear Plugs
(+13, -11) Clitz
(+13, -2)(+13, -2) Close Talkers Anonymous
(+1, -5) Coffin Boxin'
(+10, -2)(+10, -2) Coin Operated Hens
(+7, -2) Colostomy Handbag
(+9, -3) Coloured Shower Water for Children
(+2) Commemorative Holy Condiment Set
(+6, -1) Cooling Fan Orchestra
(+3, -4) cordial
(+5, -3) cross-fishing
(+2) Curved Edge Frames
(+14, -20)(+14, -20) Dachshund Luge
(+19, -2)(+19, -2) Death Credits
(+2, -6) dental ants
(-2) Dental Braille
(+5, -1) Didgeribubbles
(+6, -2) Diet King
 DJ Rappin' Cap
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(+8, -5) Dog Trousers
(+18, -4)(+18, -4) Dogville DVD
(+4, -6) Downhill Petwheel
(+9, -2) Dr. Bahama - Father of Modern Vegetarian Rhinoplasty
(+9)(+9) drive by curtains
(+4, -2) Drive In Driving Range
(+18, -2)(+18, -2) Drive Thru Wetnurse
(+5, -1) Emergency Morse Tap Shoes
(+2, -7)(+2, -7) End of the World Franchise
(+5, -7) Evil Soap
(+17, -2)(+17, -2) Fake Ears
 Famous Funeral Fags
(+33, -12)(+33, -12)(+33, -12) Famous Murders Cutlery Set
(+4, -1) Fettuccini Fiction
(+5) Filing Cabinet Refrigerator
(+2) Fin/Debut
(+1) Flea Beak
(+6, -1) Flip Flop Toe Socklet
(+11)(+11) Flip Your Wig Key
(+9, -4) Floating Baby Time
(+9, -1)(+9, -1) Fondue: The Ride
 Food O Static
(+11, -3)(+11, -3) Freight Train Rules
(+2, -1) French Stick Telescope
(+10, -3) Frodo Copy
(+5, -1) Garden Gun
(+2, -1) Goose Down Underwear
(+1, -2) Grey Skies
(+3, -4) Gristle Factory
(+15, -2)(+15, -2) Gum Bar
(+29)(+29)(+29) Halfbaker Sock Puppets
(+8)(+8) Halfbakery Sunglasses
(+6) Halfbakery the Exhibition
(+32, -1)(+32, -1)(+32, -1) hands in the air security jacket
(+8, -2) Hans Christian Badminton
(+12, -2)(+12, -2) Hat o' Nine Tails
(+12, -2)(+12, -2) Have You Seen My Dog?
(+7) Heavy Rain Sound
(+23, -2)(+23, -2)(+23, -2) Helicopter Landing Cake
(+1, -3) Helter Skelter Helter Skelter
(+4, -3) Home/Office Wheelchair
(+6, -1) Homeless Trivia
(+10, -2)(+10, -2) Hot Dog Saucing Belt
(+6) Hotdog Cormorant
(+3, -4) Human trap
(+27, -2)(+27, -2)(+27, -2) I HATE stickers
(+2, -6) i know who you dialed last lunchbreak
(+16)(+16) I See DVD Renters
(+33, -3)(+33, -3)(+33, -3) Incontinence Loaf
(+9, -1)(+9, -1) Inflatable Bird Legs
(+4) Inflatable Shoe Shine
(+13)(+13) Inflatable Teeth
(+5) Inflight Art Exhibition
(+4, -1) Instructions on Everything
(+5, -1) Internal Dog Fan
(+2) Iron Bin Maiden
(+3, -4) Iron Mow
(+24, -10)(+24, -10) Is It Really A Fish?
(+14, -4)(+14, -4) Is It Really a Pigeon?
(+7) Jackson Pollock Pizza Parlour
(+5, -1) Jigsaw Puzzle Full Set Confirmation System
(+5, -1) Judge Judas
(+16, -5)(+16, -5) kitten clock
 Kitten Reel
(+13)(+13) Knee Bra
(+7, -1) Knitting Beetles
(+8)(+8) Lamp-Hat Spineroo
(+5, -6) Lawnmower Safety Reel
(+13)(+13) Leak Your Own Sex Tape
(+13, -1)(+13, -1) LED Mystery Fez
(+18, -3)(+18, -3) Lego Brand Sex Toys
(+9)(+9) Licorice Moustache
(+8)(+8) Lil' Picnic
(+4, -3) lips o' fun
(+11, -1)(+11, -1) Lockable Neck Tie
(+6, -2) LP Record Slalom
(+9, -13) LSD! The Marcel Marceau Mime Spectacular
(+6, -1) Lunch Box Epidiascope
(+6) Lunch Box Helmet
(+4, -1) Lunch Box Tie
(+3, -7) magnet toss
(+3, -5) Meal Bag
(+9, -7) Mentos Undergarments
(+11, -2)(+11, -2) Merry Stomach Pump
(+9, -4) mile high funeral
(+12, -1)(+12, -1) Morbid Sorbet
 Morbidly Obese Inverse Sculptures
(+8, -2) Mosh Pit Codpiece
(+5) Mouse Pointerz
(+14, -3)(+14, -3) Moustache of Terror
(+9, -2) Moustache Phone
(+2, -1) MP3 Kettle
(+4, -1) Mum and Dad Pillow
(+2, -6) Mystic Menu
(+9, -2) Nacho Meccano
(+3, -1) Nailing Therapy
(+19, -2)(+19, -2) Narcolympics
(+13, -7) Neil Armstrong Commemorative Foot
(+10, -3) News of the Day T-Shirt
(+15, -3)(+15, -3) Nibbly Hat
(+12, -5) Nipple Switch
(+4, -3) Odd Fisherman Trick
(+4, -6) office ponies
 Offset Scanner Warp Plug-In
(+6, -21)(+6, -21)(+6, -21) Old Man's Knob
(+7, -2) Paint Boarding
(+3) paint ingredient colour ratios
(+7, -5) Passion of the Christmas Card
(+5, -1) Peckish Pockets
(+6, -2) Pedestrian Road Hogs
(+5, -3) Personal Safety Cage
(+14, -3)(+14, -3) Personal Shower Trainer
(+3, -1) Personalised Vibrator
(+1, -5) Pet Charade
(+5, -4) Pet Portraits After Dark
(+6, -3) Phantom Commercials
(+15, -2)(+15, -2) Pig's Arse
(+4) Plastic Sink Insert
(+6, -16)(+6, -16) Pope's Jewels
(+22, -14)(+22, -14) Porn Conscription
(+3, -1) portable puddle bubbles
(+3, -1) Prayerbarrow
(+10, -1)(+10, -1) Prosthetic Limb Periscope
(+4, -1) Public Fire
(+8, -1) Public Vomit Chamber
(+9, -2) puddle bubbles
(+49, -3)(+49, -3)(+49, -3) Puppet Bar
(+5) Rabbit Diaper
(+15, -1)(+15, -1) Rabbit Hypnosis Time
(+6) Random Custom Indicator Panel in Immigration Check In
(+3, -1) Random Scheduling
(+4) Red Light Marceau
(+6) Refillable Paint Pen
(+13, -2)(+13, -2) Refrigerating
 Relative Obscurity
(+4) Rolling Papers Included
(+11, -15) Rottweiler Sushi
 Round Tickets
(+6, -3) Rubik's Football
(+4) Safety Sombrero
(+4, -1) Sailor's Fondue
(+17, -4)(+17, -4) Sandwich Bar For People Who Hate Sandwiches
(+11, -2)(+11, -2) Schnitzel Sabre
(+16, -6)(+16, -6) Sensible Pet Names
(+7, -2) Separate Airline Baby X-Ray Machines
(+13, -9) Shake Hands Dog Grave
(+7, -1) shameless plug-in
(+3, -9)(+3, -9) Shave Squad
(+6, -4) Siamese Winfrey
(+7) Situation Recreation Theatre
(+5, -1) Sleepy Beak
(+6, -1) Sleepy Salad
(+15, -3)(+15, -3) Slugbrows
(+4, -6) Smuggle
(+2, -1) Snorkel Phone
(+6, -1) Snow Dome Home
(+4, -1) sounds of the eighties mystery goggles
(+7, -2) Standardised Criminal Masks
(+15, -3)(+15, -3) Starting A Guide Dog Collection
(+2, -1) Steam Powered Cradle
(+5, -2) Stress Relief Testicles
(+10, -7) Sultana Bra
(+18, -5)(+18, -5) Super 69 Lard Winch
(+3, -1) supermarket skiing
 Supermarket X-Ray
(+9, -1)(+9, -1) Sushi Train Smash-em-up Derby
(+5, -1) Sushiscopic Device
(+2, -6) Tampon Loaflette
(+35, -1)(+35, -1)(+35, -1) Tangents
(+11)(+11) Tapas Toilette
(+12)(+12) Tectonic Bed
(+20)(+20)(+20) Tennis Gruntvertising
(+6, -2) The Black Box
(+12, -8) The Breast Book
(+4, -2) The Computer Aquatic
(+6) The Edge of Your Seat Seat
(+6) The Exorcist Compass
(+30, -2)(+30, -2)(+30, -2) The Fatapult
(+36, -3)(+36, -3)(+36, -3) The Hairpoon
 The Hanging Chefs
(+9, -4) The How's Your Father
(+8, -1) The Human Eating Beak
(+4, -2) The Kirk Douglas Tissue Dispenser
(+7, -1) The Mumble-Shits
(+9, -1)(+9, -1) The 'Pants Down'
(+18, -1)(+18, -1) The Seductive Arrow Display
(+12, -2)(+12, -2) The Smell of Pudding
(+4) The Squeezing Troll
(+11)(+11) The Thinking Beard and Boffin Brows
(+14, -2)(+14, -2) The Waiter Game
(+14, -2)(+14, -2) Theatre Lazy-Clap and Inflatable Ovation
(+8, -5) Things Not To Do List
(+5, -3) Things Not To Do List 2
(+1, -7)(+1, -7) this little piggy won't go to heaven
(+6, -1) Time Trousers
(+6, -2) Titanus
(+14, -4)(+14, -4) Toast Extender
(+16)(+16) Toast Frames
(+7, -2) Tofu Breast Implants
(+26, -23) Tofu Sex Aids
(+7, -2) Tofurniture
(+4, -1) toothbrush necklace
(+6, -1) Toupee Fishing
(+4, -1) Trepanner's Wiglets
(+13)(+13) trouser wars
 Tumbleweed Turbine
(+8, -2) Tumblewig
(+14, -2)(+14, -2) Undercover Condiments
(+8, -2) Undertising
(+71, -171)(+71, -171)(+71, -171) Vagina-Jam
(+3, -17)(+3, -17)(+3, -17) Vaginal Cavity Buoyancy
(+9, -2) Ventriloquist Restaurant
(+7, -5) Vibrating Beer Glass
(+2) Vibrating Quiche
(+23, -1)(+23, -1)(+23, -1) Videos of Ben Frost Reciting the Halfbakery
(+6) Wailing Wallpaper
(+9, -3) Waiting Elizabeth
(+18, -3)(+18, -3) Walt Disney's Frozen Headcicles
(+9, -1)(+9, -1) Waste Disposing Pigeons
(+5, -1) Weight Watchers Slimming Scam
(+8, -4) What's That Smell?
(+5) wheelbarrow lounge seat
(+7, -4) Whirling Dervish Elevator
(+7, -1) Whirling Dervish Waiter
(+10, -1)(+10, -1) Whiteholettes
(+9)(+9) Whoopee Shin Guards
(+11, -3)(+11, -3) Wife Trousers
(+4) Window Box Moog
(+12, -3)(+12, -3) Windswept and Exotic Device
(+6, -4) Wizard of Oz Incontinence Pads
(+12, -3)(+12, -3) Wok Luge
(+7, -1) Yoko Ono Survivor
(+12, -2)(+12, -2) You Have Been Chopping Chillies!
(+22, -9)(+22, -9) Your Wife as a Fish
(+5, -2) Zapruder Tissue Box
 

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